How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Under the tree, the middle-aged man patiently instructed the giant tiger on various precautions.

Up in the tree, two pairs of big eyes stared blankly at each other.

[Black Sun: Hiss, I've heard some incredible news.]

[Hongli: Could that guy in the Taoist robe be the immortal master called "Jinchengzi"?]

[Hei Yang: What the hell? Entering the city? People are calling for leaving the forest!]

[Hongli: Is there a difference?]

[Black Sun: Uh, no...]

[Hongli: Then that settles it, right?]

[Heiyang: So what's your take on this?]

[Hongli: I'll just climb the tree and watch. What else can I do? Didn't that guy say the giant tiger's cultivation level is almost catching up to his?]

[Hong Li: What does this mean? It means that guy is even stronger than the giant tiger. Combined with the previous information, he should have officially entered the Qi Refining stage of cultivation, which is far beyond what the two of us can handle!]

[Black Sun: That makes sense, so let's just keep playing it safe?]

[Hongli: Stay put! Keep your cool, watch that spirit chicken in your arms, don't let it make any noise that could endanger us!]

[Hei Yang: Don't worry, he's already been choked unconscious!]

[Hongli: As expected of you!]

As noon approached, Hei Yang and Hong Li had been lying in the tree all morning. The midday sun melted the snow on the tree, soaking their clothes.

It's very uncomfortable when it sticks to your body, but you have to bear it!

At this moment, Hei Yang seemed to be back in a past life, standing on the playground, listening to the principal speak under the blazing sun: "I'll start by briefly mentioning three points, each of which is further divided into eight sub-points..."

After much anticipation, the girl finally arrived in the city and finished speaking. She concluded, "Well, I'm going back now. Staying out too long might arouse their suspicion, so please remember to be very, very careful!"

"Roar--"

The giant tiger nodded stiffly, and Black Sun felt that it also looked "liberated" – so even in different worlds, listening to the leader speak is the same torment?

And so, with the shared anticipation of the two men and the tiger, the man who had hanged himself quietly departed, just as quietly as he had come, waving his sleeve and leaving behind a trail of spittle...

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance, and the giant tiger was indeed preparing to get up and leave. It was finally time for them to run away!

Just then, voices could be heard from not far away, approaching from a distance...

[Hongli: Someone else is here...]

[Hei Yang: My Autobiography: A Slacking Childhood, A Slacking Adolescence, and My Years in the Trees]

[Hongli: Don't forget to publish one last book: Starvation]

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 11 A Chaotic Escape

As expected, the conversation also caught the giant tiger's attention. It stopped in its tracks and turned to look to the side.

A girl with a round face cleaved tree branches with two sword strokes: "Qiaoqiao, I have a feeling there's going to be a big discovery here. Maybe the spirit chicken that the Forest Immortal wants is right here!"

"Huihui, wait for me! Don't walk so fast, you might encounter danger!"

Behind the chubby-faced girl was a short-haired girl. Compared to the former's lively personality, the short-haired girl seemed more composed: "Besides, it just snowed heavily yesterday. It would be terrible if we accidentally stepped into a trap set by the hunters."

"Oh dear, hunters' traps are for dealing with livestock."

The chubby-faced man nonchalantly twirled his sword: "But we're human, we're not stupid enough to jump into a trap, it's okay! Am I right?"

"Um……"

"That settles it, even you, Qiaoqiao, agree with me, so we..."

"Hmm? Qiaoqiao, your voice suddenly sounds a bit rough. Is your throat hoarse?"

The chubby-faced girl turned around curiously, only to see the short-haired girl's usually calm face filled with panic: "Just now, it wasn't me who spoke, you...you behind me!"

"what?"

The chubby-faced girl turned her head in confusion, then froze on the spot.

A giant tiger, nearly three meters tall, was looking at them with a mocking gaze. It was just lunchtime, and the food had jumped into its mouth on its own.

It could tell that although the two girls possessed some martial arts skills, their level was definitely no higher than the third level of Body Tempering.

If this isn't a fat sheep being offered to one's mouth, then what is?

Seeing that they were too scared to move by its domineering aura, the giant tiger's face was full of smugness. It slowly moved its limbs and approached the two girls, looking as if it had them completely under its control.

[Hei Yang: Those two little girls, don't they look somewhat familiar...?]

[Hong Li: Alright, stop pretending. How could your cousin Hei Hui and my cousin Hong Qiao not look familiar?]

[Hei Yang: Oh, what's your relationship with them like?]

[Hongli: We're not very close. How about you?]

[Hei Yang: What a coincidence, I'm not familiar with them either.]

[Hongli: That's great. Let's just stay here quietly and watch the giant tiger devour them, then find a chance to leave.]

[Hei Yang: What a coincidence, that's what I was thinking too.]

Hongli: ...

[Black Sun: ...]

[Hongli: Who the hell are you trying to fool? Last time Hei Hui was bullied, which bastard came to her defense with a sword?]

[Hei Yang: Ugh, which bastard was holding hands with Hong Qiao and strolling around outside during the last city gathering?]

Hongli: ...

[Black Sun: ...]

[Black Sun: Project Two, I suppose...]

[Hongli: This is the only way...]

……

"Huihui, move closer to me..."

Hong Qiao's face was pale, and her hand holding the weapon trembled slightly: "Slowly, don't provoke it..."

"No, Sister Qiaoqiao, it keeps staring at me..."

Hei Hui's legs trembled, her voice trembling with tears: "It's all, it's all my fault for being reckless, Sister Qiao Qiao, you should run, let it, let it eat me first..."

The giant tiger revealed a mocking expression, as if it really thought the tiger couldn't understand human speech. Neither of these two pieces of meat would escape: "Roar!"

"Ah!"*2

"Die to me!"

Hong Li leaped down from the tree, shouting fiercely, attracting the attention of the two men and one tiger below.

Under the influence of gravity, the red-tasseled spear reached its maximum speed. The giant tiger had just turned its head when it saw a flash of red light, blood splattered, and a piercing pain came from its back.

"Roar!"

The giant tiger swiftly turned around and slammed its claws down on Hong Li, who had just landed, creating a foul gust of wind. Its speed was no slower than Hong Li's sneak attack earlier!

"Move your paw!"

A flash of sword light, and Black Sun attacked from behind the giant tiger, his angle both tricky and deadly!

The giant tiger instantly bristled, and with a flick of its tail, it lashed out at the black sun behind it like a steel whip.

Everything happened in an instant. Hongli held her spear in front of her to block the attack, while Heiyang's sword struck the tiger's tail.

"boom!"

A tremendous force struck from both arms, and with a single claw strike, Hong Li was sent flying several meters backward.

The tiger's tail lashed out at the longsword, producing a sound like metal clashing against metal!

"drink!"

Hei Yang's arm veins bulged, his internal power surged, and he slashed down with all his might!

"Shh!"

The tiger's tail broke off and flew away, while Black Sun frantically added wounds to the giant tiger's back.

With its tail severed, the giant tiger roared in pain, completely ignoring Hei Yang's attack, and continued to pounce on Hong Li, who was flying backward—as long as one of them was dealt with in one go, taking down the other would be no problem!

"Brother Heiyang!"

"Sister Hongli!"

The two girls were startled, clearly recognizing the two who had suddenly appeared.

But Hei Yang didn't care about any of that at the moment. He struggled to restrain the giant tiger and shouted at the two girls, "Hurry up and climb, don't get in the way!"

"Wow, that's really strong..."