How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Muguang, Qing Yiyi: "..."

"OK OK."

Lan Yuying clapped her hands with a smile, not even glancing at Hong Xiaochen, who had been slammed onto the table and fallen unconscious, and said nonchalantly, "The food's getting cold, hurry up and eat!"

"Ah this..."

"Yeah yeah!"

Sweat beaded on the foreheads of the Hei family's parents as they laughed heartily and picked up some food.

"Should we call a doctor to come and see..."

Qing Yiyi's lips moved slightly as she whispered to Hei Muguang, "I think Brother Xiaochen has a shard of porcelain stuck in his forehead, and the bleeding seems a bit unusual..."

"Don't worry, don't worry."

Hei Muguang quietly grasped Qing Yiyi's hand under the table: "Brother Hong is a lucky man... oops, I mean he's strong and healthy, he'll definitely get through this!"

"So you're not entirely sure either, right..."

"Look at what you're saying. People's fortunes can change in an instant. I'm not the King of Hell, how can I be sure?"

"..."

"I absolutely disagree with them breaking up!"

Hong Xiaochen sat up in shock, ignoring the blood gushing from his head: "Never... Bang!"

"Ah ha ha……"

Lan Yuying wiped the blood off her hands and smiled awkwardly, "Now it should really be alright."

Qing Yiyi: "Wow, really? Brother Xiaochen's physique is really strong!"

Hei Muguang: "Maybe this is fatherly love..."

Qing Yiyi: "But I saw that the porcelain shard pierced into the wound again, causing secondary trauma..."

Hei Muguang: "..."

Hei Muguang: "This time I'm certain, he can't be saved!"

Qing Yiyi: "..."

"Eat, eat!"

"Ah, yes, pick up some food! This is delicious, Yiyi, you should eat more."

"But I'd like to have a drink today too."

"Drink! Drink it all up!"

"I... absolutely... disagree..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 98 This is the Anti-Fraud Assistant. Be vigilant against fraud, starting with you and me!

"Uncle Xiaochen has had a bit too much to drink today."

Hong Butian casually closed the door, muttering, "She was carried back by Aunt Yuying like she was dead. How much did she drink...?"

"Hmm, she must have heard some good news, like Xiao Li making great progress in the Five Elements Sect or something."

After a pause, Hong Butian sighed, "The Five Elements Sect, I definitely won't miss it next year!"

"The Five Elements Sect is nothing!"

A defiant voice emanated from the ring on Hong Butian's hand: "Is my Medicine King Sect not stronger than his Five Elements Sect?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Butian casually took off his ring and threw it out the window!

"Huff! What are you doing!"

The ring let out a cry of surprise, and a gust of air pulled it back, placing it on Hong Butian's finger: "Are you crazy, kid?!"

Whether I'm crazy or not is none of your business.

Hong Butian lay down in the medicinal bath and casually said, "In comparison, I think it's more absurd that a ring can talk and keeps bothering me."

"I've said it countless times, I am the former Grand Elder of the Medicine King Sect, not some ring. It's just that due to an accident, I became a remnant soul residing in this ring, and by chance, you managed to obtain it!"

"Ow."

Hong Butian took off the ring again and tossed it aside casually: "What does this have to do with me?"

"Hey! You're really annoying!"

The ring spun around and wrapped itself around Hong Butian: "Back then, I was just one step away from advancing to the Nascent Soul stage, and I was also the Grand Elder of the Medicine King Sect. How could you treat me like this!"

"Aha, so how do you want me to treat you?"

Hong Butian rolled his eyes: "Treat them like ancestors?"

"It's not impossible."

"Keep dreaming."

"Hey! You brat, don't you know what a tremendous opportunity lies before you?!"

The Grand Elder roared, "You help me restore my physical body, and I will be responsible for nurturing you into a master. When I recover and return to the Medicine King Sect, you will be my personal disciple with a high status!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Butian stretched and said, "Several years ago, my younger sister Xiaoli told me that she was the reincarnation of the Empress. She said that as long as I treated her and Xiaoyang to a meal to restore my strength, she would promote me to be a minister who would follow the emperor."

You must have learned this trick from a kid; only a fool would believe it!

"So, did you treat everyone to dinner?"

"Please."

"Then you're an idiot?!"

"You're the idiot! My younger sister and brother asked me for money for food. Shouldn't I, as their older brother, give them money?"

"Then I'll call you brother. Please believe me this time, okay? I'm begging you! I've been trapped in this ring for who knows how many years!"

"Putting aside the fact that a dignified elder like you could be so shameless, why are you clinging to me like this?"

Hong Butian asked curiously, "Can't you just use someone else to lie?"

"I already told you I'm not a liar!"

The ring roared, "My range of movement is already limited. If it weren't for that weasel bringing me into the city, I would still be buried in this ravine. Do you know how painful that would be?"

If you can regain your freedom, what's the point of saving face?

In this Five-Colored City, you have the best talent. If I don't seek you out, who else should I look for?

After a pause, the ring added, "Of course, that boy and girl don't count. Those two kids are too impulsive and ruthless, which doesn't suit my temperament."

"I think you're not confident you can fool Xiao Li and Xiao Yang, after all, they even killed that weasel."

Hong Butian stepped out of the basin, wiping himself: "Besides, you said it yourself, you don't even care about saving face anymore, so what's the value of your promise?"

How do I know you're not lying to me? Maybe you're even trying to possess me or something?

You said I'd definitely get into the Five Elements Sect next year, so why would I forgo the bright path and choose this uncertain, dark one?

"I……"

The ring was momentarily speechless: "I am the Grand Elder..."

"Even if you are the sect leader, it won't make a difference."

Hong Butian put on his loose pajamas and casually said, "It's just a broken ring now."

Why can't you just trust me even once!

"A few months ago, there was also an old man who claimed to be from the Medicine King Sect."

Hong Butian lay down on the bed, looking up at the ceiling: "They said there was an opportunity waiting for me, and then when I opened my eyes again, I was lying in bed."

"Did he cut your kidneys?"

"No, it's just that I've lost all my cultivation, and it will take me a whole year to recover."

"No wonder you have such great talent, but your strength is so low..."

The ring murmured, then suddenly raised its voice: "A whole year, that's because his method was wrong. I'll give you a method that will not only speed up the recovery, but also allow you to break through and start afresh, catching up with the leader!"

"I know the Medicine King Sect's methods best; this is a perfect match for my expertise!"

"No."

Hong Butian closed his eyes: "Now whenever I hear the name Medicine King Sect, I always feel like it's some kind of fraud group, so you'd better save your breath."

"Why not give it a try? It won't hurt!"

"No, that's what scammers always say."

"I'm not a fraud!"