How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Author: Praise to Ibrahimovic

Summary:

　What happens when cultivation progress can be linked and synchronized?

Your bound object has broken through to the Qi Refining stage; your realm has automatically increased to the Qi Refining stage.

[Your bound partner has mastered swordsmanship; your swordsmanship level has also reached the Mastery stage.]

[You have completed three cycles of cultivation, and your bound partner has completed two cycles, so your cultivation progress has increased by five cycles simultaneously.]

Your bound object has ascended to immortality, and so have you.

The above scenes are all imagined!

When two salted fish are tied together, how do you prevent the saltiness from doubling?

"You should go and cultivate diligently, for the sake of immortality!"

"Pah! Why don't you go and cultivate properly!"

You slacked off all day, and your partner slacked off all day...you two are really...

How can one become an immortal with such laziness!

Chapter 1: What are these two people?

An unknown continent, the Qiankun Kingdom, the Five-Colored City, a certain restaurant.

On the second floor, at a table by the window, sat a boy... and a girl.

The boy had neat short hair, delicate features, and was handsome.

The girl had long, flowing hair, fair skin, and was charming and adorable.

The warm sunlight streamed through the window, bathing them in its glow, as if it were bringing light to them as well.

In this situation, anyone who sees this couple will instantly have a whole host of words come to mind to describe them: a perfect couple, a match made in heaven, a talented man and a beautiful woman, a perfect pair...

Unfortunately, when people got closer and saw those two lifeless, dead fish eyes, all their beautiful fantasies were instantly overturned, and the four words that popped into their minds were: two salted fish!

"Salty...uh...no, no...sir!"

The waiter, with a forced smile, quickly tried to cover up his slip of the tongue: "These are the two gentlemen's large plates of peanuts and drinks, please enjoy them while they're hot..."

Uh, what I mean is... I won't bother you anymore!

"Good guy."

The boy's voice was calm: "You showed off twice in five seconds. This waiter has something."

"One thing to say."

The girl couldn't help but yawn: "Indeed!"

"Ah this..."

The waiter was momentarily at a loss, unsure of what to do. Perhaps he should say, "Thank you for your kind words, sirs?" But he felt like he might get beaten up if he said it!

Fortunately, the innkeeper came over in time and helped the waiter out of the predicament: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Young Master Hei, Miss Hong, this young man is new and doesn't know your preferences..."

The shopkeeper turned his head and looked sternly at the waiter: "Remember, from now on, when these two come, even if they order drinks, they must change it to juice, understand?"

"Uncle shopkeeper, please keep your voice down."

Hei Yang coughed lightly twice: "There's no need to publicize this kind of thing so much..."

"really."

Hong Li nodded: "Give me some face."

"Ah, yes, yes, it was this old man who was presumptuous."

The shopkeeper quickly apologized and lowered his voice to instruct the waiter, "Hurry up and change it to juice. Have some sense. Don't think you can slack off here just because you were introduced by that guy Hu Bu. Friendships are friendships, but business is business!"

The waiter quickly responded and soon served the juice to the two of them.

Hongli took a big gulp, her face instantly contorting from the sourness, and it took her a long time to recover: "What do you mean?"

"How do you say what?"

"About why the two of us are sitting here again!"

"I was kicked out of my home by my mother."

"What a coincidence, isn't it? Me too."

The two suddenly fell silent. After a long while, Hei Yang spoke up first: "I feel like my mom and the others are trying to set us up."

"Be confident, don't rely on your feelings."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang: "That's exactly what they want to do. I heard that the last time my dad went out drinking with your dad, he even thought of names for our future children."

"How could this be?"

Hei Yang was shocked: "Shouldn't the parents have the right to name their child? Are they going to take away even this little bit of fun from them?!"

"Is that the point?"

"No."

After a few seconds of silent staring at each other, Hei Yang and Hong Li both let out a sigh.

Hei Yang rubbed his temples: "Because if you're always alone, you'll seem very withdrawn and unsociable."

Hongli had a headache: "But playing with those 'roll kings' is too troublesome."

"That's why I spend all my time with you. I can tell at a glance that you and I are the same type of lazybones, and I feel like there won't be as much trouble. It's really not about being compatible!" *2

"Actually, we're both 16 years old, and we really will be getting married in a few years."

Hei Yang fell into deep thought: "Instead of living with someone I don't know well, why don't we just become a couple?"

"That's true. After all, that's life. If you can't fight it, you have to learn to enjoy it, or in short, give up..."

Hongli sighed: "But in my eyes, you've always been a good brother. It feels so strange to suddenly have to date your own brother."

"You think it's weird, but don't I think it's weird too?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes at her: "But to twist pure brotherhood into dirty romantic love, there must be some dirty steps involved, right?"

"So, did we have a dirty date?"

Hong Li raised a very valuable question, which made Hei Yang think seriously for three seconds before he said somewhat uncertainly, "I guess it should be considered...?"

"let me see……"

Hongli frowned slightly, then suddenly stretched out her small hand and braced her arm on the table: "Since it's a dirty date, I heard that we're going to do some dirty things, like, dirty hand-holding!"

"hiss!"

Hei Yang gasped, "This is so filthy! Morally depraved!"

Despite his words, Hei Yang still reached out his hand and grasped Hong Li's small hand.

To be honest, it's a bit soft, a bit smooth, a bit delicate, and a bit chewy...

"hiss!"

"Snapped!"

Hei Yang's hand was suddenly slammed onto the table by Hong Li!

The two arm wrestled for the 2006th time, ending in Hei Yang's defeat. His record was updated to: 1004 wins and 1002 losses!

"Can you do it?"

Hong Li scoffed, "You fall over with just a snap? I'm asking you, what level are you at in the Body Tempering Realm? Have you been slacking off lately and not training properly?"

"You think you can get away with a sneak attack? I didn't even use any force, otherwise I would have had to pay for the broken table."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Fifth level of Body Tempering Realm, so what?"

"Oh, waste!"

"Huh? When did you reach level six?"

"I am also at the fifth level."

"And you have the nerve to insult me?"

"..."*2

"to be honest."

Hong Li sighed: "No matter how many levels of body tempering you reach, without the Qi refining method, you're still just an ordinary mortal."

"There's nothing we can do about it. These cultivation methods are all controlled by the big shots in those sects or countries."

Hei Yang shrugged: "Speaking of which, our Five Colors City has had great luck this year. Our Hei family and your Hong family were both granted a disciple spot by a big shot from the Five Elements Sect."

"Tsk tsk, the Qing family, the Bai family, and the Huang family must be insanely jealous."

"It's all thanks to the good performance of our two families' seniors in the sect."