Lao Tzu is Ji Gong

As expected, after listening to the two soft voices and delicate words, Lan Qi trembled slightly and said, "Alright then." She was still charmingly shy.

The two then went into the room and closed the door.

Lan Qi politely poured Li Xiuyuan a glass of water and said, "Have some water. You drank quite a bit of alcohol earlier, so this will help you sober up."

This is why Li Xiuyuan likes Lan Qi. This kind of thoughtfulness is what every successful man hopes to find as a virtuous wife. It was Li Xiuyuan's fantasy before he transmigrated, but now it has become a reality.

"Okay, thank you," Li Xiuyuan replied politely in a gentle voice.

But just as Lan Qi handed over the water, Li Xiuyuan grabbed Lan Qi's hand again with lightning speed. Startled and nervous, Lan Qi let go of the water cup. Li Xiuyuan quickly caught the falling water cup and collected every drop of water that had spilled into the cup. Then, he used the momentum to pull the unsteady Lan Qi into the water.

"What are you doing?!" Lan Qi's face turned even redder.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Li Xiuyuan asked with a mischievous grin once again.

"Don't do this! If you keep doing this, I'll... I'll..." Lanqi couldn't finish her sentence.

Li Xiuyuan pressed further, "And what about you?"

"I'll call for help!" Lan Qi said, mustering her courage.

"Then shout it out, let's see who can hear you." With that, Li Xiuyuan kissed Lan Qi on the lips.

After a few gasps, Lanqi fell silent.

"The moonlight tonight is as lovely as ever, just like you right now." As he spoke, Li Xiuyuan looked down at Lan Qi, who was lying on his chest.

Lan Qi said, "All you do is bully me!"

"I bullied you?! So you're saying you don't want to?" Li Xiu asked, feigning suspicion.

This made Lanqi nervous again, and she whispered, "Yes, yes, I'm willing!"

In fact, Lanqi realized that she had fallen in love with Li Xiuyuan a long time ago, but because of Bulma, she didn't express it clearly. However, Li Xiuyuan fell in love with her even earlier than Lanqi fell in love with him.

Meanwhile, the others in the room, Goku and Krillin, were discussing training. Ever since witnessing Li Xiuyuan's strength that day, they had been even more envious, hoping that one day they could be like Li Xiuyuan. So they were too excited to sleep that night.

After holding back last time, Master Roshi has been a fixture in every tournament. He has now reverted to his lecherous self, looking sleazy and unable to resist beautiful women.

Tonight, Bulma experienced Launch's feeling firsthand. Alone in the empty room, she stared blankly, muttering angry words like, "Damn Li Xiuyuan! Bad Li Xiuyuan!" trying to make the night pass faster.

Tomorrow is the final of the World's Number One Martial Arts Tournament, which is Sun Wukong vs. Li Xiuyuan.

Although Goku is very powerful, everyone knows in their hearts who will win between the two participants. However, since it is a competition, it is not enough to just say who will win or lose. They still need to go on stage and compare their skills properly so that this martial arts tournament can come to a perfect end.

Chapter 686 Martial Arts Tournament Final

The highly anticipated World Martial Arts Tournament has finally come to its final match, the final round.

Today, both Li Xiuyuan and Wukong standing on the arena were somewhat different from usual. Wukong knew clearly in his heart that he could not be a match for Li Xiuyuan, while Li Xiuyuan was not very concerned about this final match, because he was concerned about Lanqi and wanted to experience the feeling of participating in the World Martial Arts Tournament, which he had always wanted to participate in before he transmigrated.

Now that the two of them are already on the arena, let's have a match. And while we're at it, we can give this Monkey King a good workout.

"Clang!" The bell rang once again.

Wukong made the first move, his movements swift and fierce, moving left, right, up, and down with boundless energy.

"Yaaaaaah! Yaaaaaah!" Wukong clenched his teeth, leaving no room for retreat.

Li Xiuyuan, who originally only wanted to use one hand, was also a little unaccustomed to it. He thought to himself, "Wukong's learning speed is not slow at all. After only a few practical battles, he has already reached this level. I believe he will surpass Master Roshi soon."

Therefore, he also took it seriously, which was a form of respect for his opponent. Although Wukong was still no match for Li Xiuyuan, Li Xiuyuan decided, "Then I'll teach this monkey a little more, and he can learn as much as he can." He immediately switched from defending and parrying to attacking.

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!" The wind from the punch was exceptionally fast. At the moment of the punch, the sound of the air being rubbed could be clearly heard. It was like a hot knife through butter, unstoppable.

Wukong was forced to defend, his arms tightly crossed in front of his chest, his feet spread out like a bow and arrow.

However, Li Xiuyuan's strength was simply too domineering, so even so, he was still forced to retreat. If it weren't for Wukong's incredibly strong body, Li Xiuyuan wouldn't have been able to maintain his balance, causing his opponent pressure and pain without seriously injuring him.

Wukong was gradually pushed back inch by inch from the left side of the arena to the right side, and he was about to fall off the arena and be eliminated.

Li Xiuyuan deliberately shortened the time it took to throw a punch. Wukong sensed this and took the opportunity to leap up and come behind Li Xiuyuan.

It was like a kick from Foshan, like the Shadowless Kick.

Turning the tables! In an instant, he kicked dozens of times. Without using any magic, Li Xiuyuan had no choice but to turn around and use his arms to block, just like Wukong had done when he was oppressed.

However, unlike Wukong, Wukong was forced to retreat after resisting Li Xiuyuan's attack because of the difference in strength. No matter how hard he tried, his body wouldn't obey him, leaving a deep drag mark on the floor!

But no matter how Wukong kicked, Li Xiuyuan remained motionless at the edge of the arena. He seemed completely unmoved, as if his feet were fixed in place.

"Not bad!" Li Xiuyuan praised, but then added, "Try Master's improved Shadowless Kick."

As he spoke, he lowered his body, lightly tracing a line on the floor with his palm, as if catching a booster as he passed beneath Goku. Then, with a push of his palm, he flipped himself upside down. Next, his legs slammed into Goku's shoulders like a clapperboard.

Still in his child form, Wukong's legs couldn't withstand the immense pressure, and he collapsed to his knees, his knees sinking heavily into the ground. But this time, Li Xiuyuan hadn't waterproofed him; he wanted to test just how much potential Wukong still possessed.

Wukong, gritting his teeth, refused to admit defeat.

Li Xiuyuan said, "If this continues, your life will be in danger. Just admit defeat."

Wukong shook his head again and said, "I will not give up."

Several dozen seconds passed, and Wukong's body had sunk more than three inches into the floor. Just then, his eyes gradually turned red, as if he were seeing a red full moon. His body began to swell, his clothes burst open, and his body grew several times larger, becoming a giant black gorilla.

The surrounding audience was so frightened that they fled, shouting, "Help! Help!"

Master Roshi, Bulma, and Launch, who were below, thought to themselves, "Oh no! How could we forget about this? Goku transforms into a black gorilla and becomes completely irrational whenever he sees a full moon."

Fortunately, Li Xiuyuan was here today; otherwise, the consequences would have been unimaginable. Even Master Roshi wasn't confident he could subdue Goku in his transformed state.

However, seeing that Li Xiuyuan still looked calm, they felt a strange sense of security. They had come to believe in Li Xiuyuan from the bottom of their hearts, and subconsciously regarded him as omnipotent.

However, in the Dragon Ball timeline, Li Xiuyuan can indeed be called a god, no! He should be an existence that has already stood above gods, because King Kai and Supreme Kai are still easy for Li Xiuyuan to fight. However, he has no grudges against those two, so there is no need for him to take action for the sake of this gimmick.

On the arena, the black gorilla Wukong began to unleash a barrage of blows on Li Xiuyuan! Completely haphazard and without any discernible pattern.

To onlookers, Li Xiuyuan appeared comical at this moment, because the transformed Wukong was so enormous that a single slap could easily grab Li Xiuyuan's entire body. Those who didn't know who Li Xiuyuan was were genuinely worried for him.

But the next scene was even more unbelievable. The chimpanzee Wukong's fingers were like they had touched a pair of pliers. Li Xiuyuan grabbed them with his palm and no matter how hard he tried to break free, he couldn't. The irrational chimpanzee was about to go crazy!

But Li Xiuyuan gave them no chance. He grabbed their fingers and started spinning them around in place, the frequency getting faster and faster. In the end, they were like a gust of wind, and no one could see them in the area centered on Li Xiuyuan. Only gusts of wind were howling.

Then it was flung into the air. The gorilla roared, "Awooo!" and was mercilessly thrown into the air. Before it reached its highest point, it was stepped on by Li Xiuyuan, who had been waiting there for a long time. The speed of the fall, the inertia, and the effect of gravity caused it to crash into the ground!

Chapter 687 Master Roshi and the Fortune Teller

However, the ground was slightly off-center and landed right on the edge of the ring, so according to the rules of the game...

The host announced: "The champion of this year's World's Number One Martial Arts Tournament is Li Xiuyuan."

After the competition, Li Xiuyuan and his group decided to return to the Turtle Hermit House on Turtle Island to rest for a while. Li Xiuyuan was very happy that the trip brought him the championship title and a generous prize.

But what he truly wanted was that after this experience, Launch and Bulma were completely dependent on him, and Goku and his crew had also increased in strength considerably. As for the title and prize money, they were truly dispensable to him; after all, such things were merely illusions to him, things he could obtain at any time.

"Oh, I'm exhausted." As soon as Li Xiuyuan returned to the Turtle Immortal House, he stretched and lay down on the comfortable sofa. His head was lazily resting on Lan Qi's lap, his hands were moving around restlessly, and his two long legs were pressed down on Bu Ma Di's lap. He looked like a local tycoon, no! No, he looked like a nouveau riche.

Master Roshi was extremely envious when he saw that Bulma and Launch, two stunning beauties, had been won over by that despicable Li Xiuyuan and were still devoted to him.

So he walked over and said to Li Xiuyuan, "Um, um, I have something to talk to Xiuyuan about. Could you two leave for a bit?" Master Roshi looked at Li Xiuyuan with a shameless expression.

The words "Xiuyuan" in particular made Li Xiuyuan's skin crawl. Seeing Master Roshi's furious expression, as if to say "If you don't agree, I'll stick to you," he waved his hand and said, "Alright then."

He coaxed the two extremely unwilling beauties, saying, "Well, Master Roshi might really have something to discuss with me. Why don't you two go cook a meal? We'll have a big feast tonight, it's on me." He used a combination of persuasion and coaxing.

Finally, the two beauties reluctantly left Li Xiuyuan, but they glared fiercely at Master Roshi and said, "Don't you dare corrupt my Xiuyuan, or I'll never forgive you!" They almost simultaneously turned into shrewish women as they looked at Master Roshi.

After the two left, Master Roshi sat down next to Li Xiuyuan with a smile.

"What are you doing!" Li Xiuyuan was terrified. He was a virgin man who only liked beautiful women and not wild beasts!

Besides, who knows how old Master Roshi is? He looks like he's dead. Just thinking about it makes me shudder.

Master Roshi looked at Li Xiuyuan with a pleading expression and said, "Um, Xiuyuan."

Upon hearing those two words, Li Xiuyuan immediately glared.

After saying that, he looked at Li Xiuyuan with anticipation.

This put Li Xiuyuan in a dilemma, unsure whether to agree or not. However, a brilliant idea suddenly struck him, and he readily agreed to Master Roshi's request, saying, "This matter... well, not everyone can do it." Looking at Master Roshi's sorrowful eyes, he added, "But I, Li Xiuyuan, am not an ordinary person, don't you think?"

Master Roshi immediately replied, "That's right, how could you, Sage Li, be an ordinary person!"

At this point, Li Xiuyuan would probably be willing to do anything Master Roshi asked.

Looking at Master Roshi's ever-changing expression, Li Xiuyuan smiled again and said, "This matter is actually easy to handle, but..."

"But what?" Master Roshi, now fully focused, immediately replied.

"But you have to listen to me on this matter. You do whatever I say, just do it and don't say anything. What do you think?" Li Xiuyuan said arrogantly.

"Okay!" Master Roshi finally agreed, he was just afraid that Li Xiuyuan would go back on his word.

After dinner, everyone went to rest, feeling exhausted from the long day.

The next day, because Li Xiuyuan told Master Roshi that he would be bringing a stunning beauty who was no less beautiful than his own Launch and Bulma, he asked Master Roshi to disguise himself as well, otherwise the old man's lecherous appearance would scare her away.

Master Roshi listened and felt it made a lot of sense. He nodded heavily and said, "You're right, I really didn't make a mistake in relying on you." He looked at Li Xiuyuan with an expression of complete trust.

Li Xiuyuan suppressed the urge to burst into laughter, but he held back in order to deliver a flawless performance.

Next, Li Xiuyuan brought a beautiful woman with fair skin, bright eyes, white teeth, delicate features, and stunning looks to the restaurant where he had arranged to meet Master Roshi.

From the passageway, Master Roshi saw that the beautiful woman was following closely behind Li Xiuyuan. Her face was fair and dark, with powder and rouge applied. Her movements were graceful and charming. She was dressed elegantly and had a graceful appearance. Her hair was like mist and wind, and her face was white with a youthful appearance. She was simply a beauty among mortals.

His drool was practically dripping down the floor, and his eyes looked like they were about to pop out. But in order to maintain his disguised, handsome, witty, and dashing appearance, he managed to hold it all back.

It's true that clothes make the man and a saddle makes the horse. The two were quite satisfied with each other at first sight, but in order not to reveal any flaws, Li Xiuyuan still sat at the same table with them for a meal. After all, he was the middleman, so neither of them felt anything was wrong.