Lao Tzu is Ji Gong

However, Li Xiuyuan paid no attention to any of this. With a wave of his hand, he completely blocked the bullets. Seeing this, the police were dumbfounded and turned to run away. He was not afraid of guns at all. How could they fight him?

Li Xiuyuan didn't continue chasing the police officers; they were just small fry and posed no threat to him whatsoever.

Then, he took Bulma and Launch and flew directly to Master Roshi's House.

Along the way, Lan Qi was very interested in Li Xiuyuan's identity, but Li Xiuyuan didn't say much. Right now, he was sending the two women to the Turtle Immortal House, and then he was going to Tianhui Star. So much time had passed, and he wondered how Tesla and the others were doing with their work.

Li Xiuyuan, along with Bulma and Launch, flew swiftly towards the Turtle Hermitage and soon spotted it.

"You guys wait here for a moment, I'm going to check on Master Roshi and Goku and the others, and give them a surprise," Li Xiuyuan said with a smile, then transformed into a blur and disappeared above the clouds.

With Li Xiuyuan's power supporting it, the cloud wouldn't dissipate, so even if she wasn't there, Bulma and Launch could still stay safely on it.

"It truly is a wonderful place." Looking at the Turtle Hermitage on the island, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming everywhere, Li Xiuyuan said with a smile, then quickly moved closer to the cottage...

"Wow, this beauty is so gorgeous! Those big breasts, that perky butt, tsk tsk, it's so amazing!" Li Xiuyuan had just dropped her on the ground when she heard a burst of excited chatter.

"Sigh, this old man is still the same as ever, a complete lecher." Li Xiuyuan shook his head helplessly. He had seen him before, and he was still the same pathetic old man. After so much time, he hadn't changed at all, which made Li Xiuyuan frown.

Master Roshi was holding a magazine in his hand, shouting that he was thoroughly enjoying himself; the bikini-clad beauties in the magazine were making him feel incredibly good.

"Old man, watching like this isn't enough, let me help you." Li Xiuyuan's figure instantly appeared in the room, looking at Master Roshi with a smile on his face.

"Who are you?" Master Roshi asked in confusion upon seeing a stranger suddenly appear in the room. However, the old man's eyes were still fixed on the bikini-clad beauty, showing that his lust was no less than that of Li Xiuyuan.

Shaking his head helplessly, Li Xiuyuan sighed, then suddenly grabbed the magazine from Master Roshi's hand with his right hand.

With his quasi-saint level strength, Master Roshi had absolutely no ability to resist.

After grabbing the magazine and looking at the photos inside, Li Xiuyuan was a little disappointed. Compared to the women he had been with, she was simply not in the same league. It seemed that truly beautiful women were scarce in this world; even someone like her could appear in a magazine—the quality was just too poor. The only two beautiful women he had seen were now by his side, and Li Xiuyuan felt somewhat fortunate.

However, since Master Roshi didn't mind, he didn't say anything. Then, he stretched out his finger and swiped it across the magazine. With a flash of golden light, Li Xiuyuan trimmed the beauties according to some shapes he remembered. Soon, naked beauties appeared on the magazine. This kind of trick was a piece of cake for Li Xiuyuan. Besides, he had slept with countless women. It was too easy for him to get a woman's nude photo.

"Old man, here you go enjoy this." He tossed the magazine back to Master Roshi.

Master Roshi took the magazine with a puzzled look on his face. He was initially wary, but when he saw the pictures inside, his eyes widened in shock, and then blood gushed from his nose.

"Whoa..." Master Roshi shouted, then fell silent...

"Wow, wow, wow, this is so exciting!" Master Roshi exclaimed, collapsing to the ground. It's obvious that the old man was excited by the beautiful woman; otherwise, he wouldn't be acting like this.

Seeing Master Roshi's pathetic state, Li Xiuyuan really wanted to go over and kick him. This old man was too weak! It was just looking at a few nude photos of beautiful women, and he got a nosebleed and even fainted?

But the next moment, Master Roshi jumped up from the ground and rushed to Li Xiuyuan, shouting, "Kid, tell me quickly, how did you do that?"

Master Roshi looked completely impatient; anyone who didn't know better would think that Li Xiuyuan had done something to him.

Seeing Master Roshi's expression, Li Xiuyuan suddenly laughed and said to him, "Old man, it's not impossible for me to tell you the way, but right now, I don't have a place to stay. I think your place is quite spacious. Get me a room, and in exchange, I'll let you see these beautiful photos every day. How about it?"

Since they were on the same path anyway, and Master Roshi's lechery was no less than his own, Li Xiuyuan still had a good impression of Master Roshi. After all, birds of a feather flock together.

Master Roshi wholeheartedly agreed to Li Xiuyuan's suggestion. Normally, it was just him, Goku, Krillin, and an old sea turtle living there; life was already quite lonely. So, watching bikini-clad beauties was the only source of amusement in Master Roshi's monotonous life. Now that Li Xiuyuan was moving in, it would liven things up a bit.

Chapter 670 Show Your Skills

“Alright, deal.” Master Roshi readily agreed, and then told Li Xiuyuan that the room in the back was his, while the rooms in the front were for Master Roshi and the others to stay in.

Actually, Li Xiuyuan didn't intend to live here himself; he just wanted to find a place for Bulma and Lanqi. He had other things to do, and the safety of Bulma and Lanqi was naturally very important. He didn't want these two newly acquired beauties to encounter any danger.

Just as Li Xiuyuan looked around his room and returned to the living room to have a good chat with Master Roshi, a figure came flying from a distance. The figure was carrying a large bag on his back and looked somewhat strained.

Li Xiuyuan was taken aback. The figure was short and had several ordination scars on his head, making him look like a monk.

"Master Roshi, I'm back." The figure rushed in quickly, put the bag on his back on the ground, and smiled at Master Roshi.

Li Xiuyuan recognized him at a glance. This guy must be Krillin, Goku's best friend. However, his strength is too weak right now. He is probably only at the level of a Human Immortal. He still has a long way to go before he becomes a Great Luo Golden Immortal.

Master Roshi nodded in satisfaction, then had Krillin put the large bag into his room, all the while acting mysteriously.

He was keeping this from Li Xiuyuan. Through what had just happened, she had already realized that Li Xiuyuan and she were definitely kindred spirits. Therefore, he would never share such a treasure with Li Xiuyuan. However, with Li Xiuyuan's strength, he only needed to lightly glance at the bag with his divine sense to see what was inside. The bag was full of bikini magazines, featuring all kinds of beautiful women, but none of them caught his eye.

Therefore, he didn't pay much attention to Master Roshi's stingy behavior.

Krillin quickly put the things in Master Roshi's room, then came out panting, looking at Li Xiuyuan with a puzzled expression. He turned to Master Roshi and asked, "Master Roshi, who is this person?"

Krillin was filled with doubt about the stranger in front of him whom he could not understand at all. You see, very few people usually came to Master Roshi's House, and they were mostly friends of Krillin's. Now, a stranger had suddenly appeared, a stranger whom Master Roshi had never mentioned before, which was why he was so curious.

Master Roshi simply said, "I don't know either. Ask him. Don't bother me anymore, I'm busy." The lecherous old man said, quite annoyed.

Having obtained the magazine edited by Li Xiuyuan, the old man was overjoyed and probably wouldn't even eat dinner tonight.

Li Xiuyuan was also puzzled. Logically speaking, Master Roshi, being so lecherous, should have gone out to find a woman to satisfy his lust. However, throughout the entire Dragon Ball series, Master Roshi seemed to have only ever indulged in verbal desires and had never actually had any real sexual experience. This puzzled him greatly. Could it be that the old man had a physical problem?

Li Xiuyuan began to have doubts, but at this moment Klin had already walked up to her and looked at her, asking, "Hello, I'm Klin, who are you?"

Li Xiuyuan said with a smile, "Li Xiuyuan, you can also call me Buddha."

Li Xiuyuan felt completely at ease with Master Roshi and Krillin, and even felt a sense of familiarity with them. In his previous life, he had few friends and had never felt this way before, so he was thoroughly enjoying the moment.

Klin nodded, then continued, "I can't sense any aura from you, so you must be just an ordinary person."

Li Xiuyuan didn't say anything, he just smiled, and that expression already told Kelin the answer.

"Krillin, you're back?" Just then, a voice came from behind, and Goku rushed in. He still looked as cute as ever, with his tail wagging behind him.

When Krillin saw Goku enter, he averted his gaze. This guy was quite cunning; compared to Goku, he was worlds apart.

"Huh, who are you?" Upon seeing Li Xiuyuan, Wukong also showed a puzzled expression. However, from the guy's gaze, Li Xiuyuan had a feeling that this guy seemed to recognize him.

After all, Wutian changed his appearance, but his true form was still himself, so it's not surprising that Wukong could sense it.

"Who I am isn't important. I have two friends; please take care of them for me." With that, Li Xiuyuan used his mind to control the clouds in the sky, and soon Bulma and Launch entered.

"Bulma?" Upon seeing Bulma, Goku's face immediately lit up with a smile, and he quickly walked over. He and Bulma were absolutely familiar with each other. Although there was another beautiful woman beside him, Goku never considered dating her.

"Goku, it's been a long time." Bulma greeted Goku with a smile as well.

Master Roshi and Krillin were already staring wide-eyed. Two stunningly beautiful women were standing right in front of them, which was absolutely irresistible to lecherous men.

Seeing Master Roshi and Krillin's expressions, Li Xiuyuan frowned, then said to Master Roshi, "Old man, I'm warning you, if you dare to make a move on them, I'll tear down your Turtle House and let the whole world know that you, this lecherous old man, are Master Roshi, ruin your reputation, and make you a pariah."

Knowing Master Roshi's personality, Li Xiuyuan naturally wouldn't let Master Roshi succeed.

Upon hearing Li Xiuyuan's words, the little fire cat that had just ignited desire in Master Roshi's heart vanished without a trace. It must be said that Li Xiuyuan's method was so vicious that Master Roshi had absolutely no chance to fight back.

Seeing that Master Roshi had been completely subdued, Li Xiuyuan finally smiled...

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Chapter 671 Training Begins

One day, Goku and Krillin, who were staying at Master Roshi's house, overheard Master Roshi casually saying, "The World Martial Arts Tournament is about to begin."

The two, who were playfully fighting, heard that the World's Number One Martial Arts Tournament sounded like a lot of fun.

Goku said to Krillin, "There must be a lot of powerful people here, right?"

Klin said, "Of course, otherwise why would it be called the best in the world?"

Holy crap, what kind of logic is that? But these two aren't wrong in their understanding either. That's why it sparked a lot of interest.

The next second, they both said in unison that they demanded Master Roshi train them rigorously, the more extreme the better.

Master Roshi wasn't initially keen on this, as he already had two exceptionally beautiful women living in his house, not to mention Li Xiuyuan's daily dose of erotic literature, which he enjoyed immensely. His days were filled with leisurely pleasures: admiring beautiful women, reading the magazine, watching television, and feeling the sea breeze.

However, upon hearing this news, Li Xiuyuan's interest was piqued. Having read Dragon Ball since childhood, Li Xiuyuan had always dreamed of having the opportunity and the ability to participate. Wasn't now the perfect time? So he said to Master Roshi, "If Master Roshi can train Goku and Krillin and have them participate with me, then I'll agree to Master Roshi's unique way of wooing girls."

Master Roshi was initially extremely unwilling, but under this enormous temptation, and seeing that Bulma had already succumbed to Li Xiuyuan's incredibly charming personality and that Launch was also showing a similar tendency, he finally agreed after careful consideration.

Master Roshi also dreamed of one day winning the heart of a beauty like Li Xiuyuan. However, Li Xiuyuan's enthusiasm stemmed from another reason: the chance to showcase his skills at the World Martial Arts Tournament and win Launch's heartfelt submission. Thinking of this woman, a blend of domineering and gentle, Li Xiuyuan chuckled foolishly, his lecherous nature resurfacing. Master Roshi, seeing the lewd grin on his face, knew he was thinking something inappropriate. But there was nothing he could do; Li Xiuyuan's strength and methods were undeniable. Master Roshi knew he needed to train Goku and Krillin to learn the tricks of the trade, since he himself had only talked the talk and never walked the walk in a real battle!

Finally, Goku and Krillin, having been granted their request, got up at the crack of dawn the next day and rushed to Master Roshi's house.

Normally, this kind of thing involves the master getting up early and working late, patiently scolding and beating the disciple as they go to the training ground. But this eccentric master and disciple did the opposite. Early in the morning, Goku and Krillin arrived at Master Roshi's house, only to find Master Roshi drooling, holding some unknown book, still fast asleep on the bed, snoring so loudly it could shake the heavens and earth. If someone shared a room with him, they probably wouldn't get any sleep that night, and their dark circles the next day would definitely rival those of a panda.

Goku took the book from Master Roshi's hand and read it over and over. Master Roshi, lost in his dream, suddenly felt something slip from his hand and woke up abruptly, shouting, "Who took my little book? Who was it!"

Goku and Krillin, looking innocently at the magazine, asked, "Why are the characters in Grandpa Kame's book different from Goku and Krillin? Why are their breasts so big?!" As they spoke, Goku and Krillin touched their own breasts and felt that they were small and very different.

Master Roshi, seeing this, felt ashamed as a teacher! How could he explain this? He snatched the magazine from the two brats and said, "What do you two little brats know? You'll understand later."

However, although Master Roshi was usually carefree, he was extremely serious once he started training. He led the two to the beach, and just as everyone was getting started, they saw Li Xiuyuan. Master Roshi's sullen expression made Li Xiuyuan even more displeased, as if Master Roshi had some kind of grudge against him. However, he knew why Master Roshi was so annoyed. Without saying a word, Master Roshi threw out a new magazine, which Master Roshi treasured like a priceless gem, carefully hiding it in his pocket as if afraid someone would snatch it away.

Originally, Li Xiuyuan didn't need training, but seeing the extraordinary strength and potential of Wukong and the other two, he thought he should experience it himself and offer some guidance, which would greatly benefit them in the future. So, he changed into a casual sportswear outfit and went to the beach. The day's training began...

The beach seemed particularly inviting this morning. The four of them arrived at the beach, feeling the gentle breeze, and instantly felt refreshed.

Master Roshi brought over two tires, handling them with apparent ease. He said, "You two take a rope, tie the tires around your waists, and start running along the coastline."

Li Xiuyuan's purpose in coming here was to give the two of them some pointers and let them experience the demeanor and domain of a Primordial Great Luo Immortal with him, which would be of great help to them in the future.

At first, Goku and Krillin, strapped to the tires, were practically rooted to the spot, unable to move. The weight of the tires combined with the obstruction of the sand made things quite difficult for these two novices. However, the defiant expressions on their faces pleased Li Xiuyuan considerably. After all, no one is born strong. On the path to becoming strong, regardless of whether one has the help of treasures, one's own strength is the foundation, the most important thing! Only when one's own strength is sufficient can other external aids be of any use. Therefore, seeing this, Li Xiuyuan was even more certain that his judgment was correct.

After an hour of effort, the two finally managed to move about 200 meters. The waves grew increasingly rough, lapping against Goku and Krillin's small, thin bodies; after all, they were still just children. However, they were no ordinary children; their physiques were practically freakish for their age!

Chapter 672 Master Roshi Didn't Take His Medicine

Because of their different physical characteristics, they found it much easier after becoming familiar with the pressure.

By this time, their skin was completely soaked—not by seawater, but by drops of sweat. Although exhausted, they both seemed quite happy. The other scene, however, was utterly unexpected. Master Roshi, the old man, lay on the beach, wearing flip-flops, beach shorts, his upper body exposed, and sunglasses, intently flipping through a book, his eyes fixed on something without moving. That's a skill in itself! Old man, what a loser!

However, he was indeed quite something. Just as Goku and Krillin had gotten used to the weight of one tire, he shamelessly took out two more tires and said, "Hey, you two come here and add two more tires each."

Li Xiuyuan watched with satisfaction, confirming his plan hadn't been wrong. He realized that Goku and Krillin's almost supernatural talents made the tire practically useless to them. Just as he was about to say something, he was surprised to find that Master Roshi, while lecherously reading, was also keeping an eye on their training. It seemed this old fox had his merits; otherwise, how could he have such a reputation in this world? However, he wondered if all such people were like Li Xiuyuan, unable to change their lecherousness. It would be one thing to be discreet about lechery, but to openly display it made him seem like a lecherous old man. This was probably a major reason why Li Xiuyuan could get a girlfriend while Master Roshi could only fantasize while reading.

After Krillin added tires to their tires, Goku felt like he was starting all over again, struggling to move forward. The waves continued to crash, and the moon gradually replaced the sun. Time always flies by, and another day passed quickly amidst the intensive training.

Sun Wukong said, "Ugh, I'm exhausted. Krillin, how are you feeling?"