Marvel Superheroes in China

Hulk roared, "I'm not going back to America! I'm never going back! Am I supposed to get revenge on the rest of the Avengers? He's so powerful, he can't even get revenge on me. In Chinese terms, it's like the Calabash Brothers trying to save their grandfather—one comes, and they all get killed..."

"Then what are you going to do?"

Hulk hesitated for a moment, then took out his phone and crushed it, gritting his teeth as he said, "There really are ancient martial arts practitioners in China. I... I want to learn martial arts too, I must take revenge. Even if I can't take revenge, I will still be on equal footing with that Li Qiuping in the future."

"Can you find those ancient martial arts masters? How will you learn from them?"

"I'll enroll in a tutoring class first, to learn Chinese..."

After saying that, Hulk pulled out the IV and stood up, glancing back at the White Queen: "You take your time to recover. I'm going to learn Chinese and find a martial arts master to learn from. I, Hulk, swear to Jesus... no, I swear to the Three Pure Ones of China. Fortune changes every thirty years, and a young man's potential is never underestimated. In three years, I will definitely master Chinese martial arts!"

After leaving those words, Hulk wiped away his tears of grievance and stormed out.

I accidentally knocked a nurse down.

Normally, the ferocious Hulk would have stomped on it. But just as he was about to unleash his fury, a sudden thought struck him: Li Qiushui, that woman, had said something before she left: "With this level of skill, you're still bullying people in China?"

Hulk thought to himself, fearing that before he had become stronger, he might attract another powerful opponent and kill him here. Then there would be no one to reason with.

Holding onto the belief that he wouldn't dare bully anyone in China, and that China was full of hidden talents, Hulk wiped away his tears as he helped the nurse up, bowing and scraping as he apologized.

Hulk embarked on a journey to learn martial arts from a master. Meanwhile, the White Queen fell into deep thought.

A night passed, and finally, the White Queen gritted her teeth and smashed her phone.

“I’m not going back to New York either. All I do is promote myself and report the great deeds of superheroes to the world... but I’ve only fooled myself and have no idea how big the world is.”

“Didn’t Natasha say her brother was very strong? Her brother is Chinese… It’s very possible that her brother is a martial artist. Hmm, I’ll go to Chun City to find Natasha… Since Natasha stayed in China and didn’t go back, she must have met some hidden masters of martial arts. I also need to find a way to become her apprentice.”

After saying this, the White Queen disregarded her injuries and got up to leave.

The diamond-making technology that was once a source of pride is nothing but a fart in the eyes of China's powerful figures...

In fact, on that day, the White Queen also tried to use her other ability to rewrite memories to attack Li Qiushui.

But to his despair, he discovered that he was completely unable to access Li Qiushui's memories!

His mental power was completely ineffective against Li Qiushui...

Li Qiushui is like an iron bucket, completely leak-proof.

She didn't know if every martial artist was immune to her tactics. She didn't dare put them into practice, only feeling a profound sense of powerlessness…

The two embarked on their journey.

One went south, the other went north...

Chapter 24: Apprenticeship

And at the same time.

Beijing.

The Hulk and Diamond Girl have recovered from their injuries.

Hulk is missing an arm, while Diamond Girl is severely injured and looks like she'll need at least a year or two to recover.

"What are your plans now?"

Lying in her hospital bed, the White Queen turned her head and asked a question.

Hulk stared blankly at the ceiling for a long time before wiping away tears: "I've never suffered such injustice in my life. I can't bear this..."

Thinking about it carefully, it makes sense. Ever since Hulk mutated, he's always the one bullying others. He's never let anyone bully him.

Even when someone bombed him with a tank, he remained unharmed and suffered no serious injuries. Even when fighting aliens, he did not sustain much damage.

This time, however, someone forcibly ripped off one of his arms, and from then on, he became the One-Armed Hulk.

He couldn't bear this injustice. Had he suddenly become a disabled superhero?

The White Queen's eyes were also blurry with tears, her heart filled with endless grievances. She was a woman, so beautiful, why did that man treat her like this? As a superhero, a foreigner, and a beautiful woman, didn't she have any special privileges?

He actually blew such a big hole in his abdomen that the doctor couldn't stitch him up, and he had to live with that huge hole... Luckily, he was physically strong; if he were an ordinary person, he would have died long ago.

"So what do you want to do? Go back to New York?"

The White Queen asked a question.

Hulk roared, "I'm not going back to America! I'm never going back! Am I supposed to get revenge on the rest of the Avengers? He's so powerful, he can't even get revenge on me. In Chinese terms, it's like the Calabash Brothers trying to save their grandfather—one comes, and they all get killed..."

"Then what are you going to do?"

Hulk hesitated for a moment, then took out his phone and crushed it, gritting his teeth as he said, "There really are ancient martial arts practitioners in China. I... I want to learn martial arts too, I must take revenge. Even if I can't take revenge, I will still be on equal footing with that Li Qiuping in the future."

"Can you find those ancient martial arts masters? How will you learn from them?"

"I'll enroll in a tutoring class first, to learn Chinese..."

After saying that, Hulk pulled out the IV and stood up, glancing back at the White Queen: "You take your time to recover. I'm going to learn Chinese and find a martial arts master to learn from. I, Hulk, swear to Jesus... no, I swear to the Three Pure Ones of China. Fortune changes every thirty years, and a young man's potential is never underestimated. In three years, I will definitely master Chinese martial arts!"

After leaving those words, Hulk wiped away his tears of grievance and stormed out.

I accidentally knocked a nurse down.

Normally, the ferocious Hulk would have stomped on it. But just as he was about to unleash his fury, a sudden thought struck him: Li Qiushui, that woman, had said something before she left: "With this level of skill, you're still bullying people in China?"

Hulk thought to himself, fearing that before he had become stronger, he might attract another powerful opponent and kill him here. Then there would be no one to reason with.

Holding onto the belief that he wouldn't dare bully anyone in China, and that China was full of hidden talents, Hulk wiped away his tears as he helped the nurse up, bowing and scraping as he apologized.

Hulk embarked on a journey to learn martial arts from a master. Meanwhile, the White Queen fell into deep thought.

A night passed, and finally, the White Queen gritted her teeth and smashed her phone.

“I’m not going back to New York either. All I do is promote myself and report the great deeds of superheroes to the world... but I’ve only fooled myself and have no idea how big the world is.”

“Didn’t Natasha say her brother was very strong? Her brother is Chinese… It’s very possible that her brother is a martial artist. Hmm, I’ll go to Chun City to find Natasha… Since Natasha stayed in China and didn’t go back, she must have met some hidden masters of martial arts. I also need to find a way to become her apprentice.”

After saying this, the White Queen disregarded her injuries and got up to leave.

The diamond-making technology that was once a source of pride is nothing but a fart in the eyes of China's powerful figures...

In fact, on that day, the White Queen also tried to use her other ability to rewrite memories to attack Li Qiushui.

But to his despair, he discovered that he was completely unable to access Li Qiushui's memories!

His mental power was completely ineffective against Li Qiushui...

Li Qiushui is like an iron bucket, completely leak-proof.

She didn't know if every martial artist was immune to her tactics. She didn't dare put them into practice, only feeling a profound sense of powerlessness…

The two embarked on their journey.

One went south, the other went north...

Chapter 25: The Tragic Hulk

Within Liaoning Province.

"Look, that's Hulk."

"The Invincible Hulk!"

"Holy crap, Hulk actually came to Northeast China?"

"Why does he only have one arm?"

"Holy crap, I remember now. There was a rumor circulating a while ago that Hulk was taken away by a female swordsman in Beijing and had his arm broken."

“Really, I remembered too. Didn’t the experts debunk it, saying it was just a rumor?”

"How could it be a rumor? Damn it, it's true. The authorities definitely don't want us to know that China has super strong individuals, right?"

"Holy crap, it's actually real. Hulk!"

"Superheroes used to be so aloof, surrounded by countless accolades. But now, seeing them up close, they seem rather uninteresting."

"What is he doing? Is he...memorizing, memorizing vocabulary?"

"No, that looks like they're learning Chinese!"

"..."

Hearing the whispers around him, Hulk just wanted to cry.

You don't know how deep the water is until you come to China. Damn, they were really surrounded by a halo, and unknowingly they were put on a pedestal. Now, the higher they stand, the harder they fall.

He was nearly killed by a female swordsman as soon as he arrived in China, seriously injured before he even saw her. That's incredibly undignified.

Hulk took a deep breath, forcibly ignoring the whispers of passersby, and focused intently on the 'Learn Chinese from Zero' book in his hand, studying it diligently. Muttering to himself, Hulk was about to go crazy, and he roared to the sky:

"Why is Chinese so difficult? Ugh!"

"It was raining today, and I almost fell while riding my bike because the road was slippery. Luckily, I reacted quickly and caught the handlebars. Question: What exactly did I do to avoid falling?... Oh my god, how am I supposed to know?! Fuck! Oh my god! What kind of story is behind this?"

Hulk howled and knelt on the ground, frantically pounding his head.

He really wanted to give up in a fit of anger, but when he thought about the Chinese people he had met in the past few days, he had a vague feeling that Chinese martial artists looked down on foreigners, considering them barbarians. If he didn't learn Chinese, his path to becoming a disciple would probably be indefinitely prolonged.

How can I become stronger if I don't know Chinese?

After suffering for a long time, Hulk picked up the book again and continued reading. Even if it's difficult, you have to grit your teeth and persevere, right?