My outrageous life in Honkai Impact 3

"Who's the paramecium?! You just wait, I'll surpass you in the practical test this afternoon!"

Knowing she couldn't win an argument with Luo Chen, Kiana sat back down in her chair, crossed her arms, and turned her head away from looking at him.

Bronya believes that Kiana's words are absolutely impossible to come true.

"What did you say, little one? How can my words not come true?"

Kiana was already angry, and Bronya's words made her even angrier. She put her hands on her hips and looked at Bronya.

"Has Kiana forgotten how we escaped from Changkong City?"

Bronya retorted expressionlessly, causing Kiana's face to stiffen, and she somewhat regretted her earlier boast.

"Alright, you guys, stop fooling around and get ready for the exam."

Himeko stood on the podium, looking at the few students who were arguing, and spoke up to remind them. Then, looking at the whole class, she said, "I think you all understand the importance of this test. Those who pass the test, congratulations, you will become a glorious Valkyrie. Those who do not pass will only be logistics personnel for now, waiting for the next round of testing. Alright, without further ado, let's start distributing the papers now."

……

"Hey, the exams are finally over."

After finishing his last exam, Luo Chen collapsed onto the table, lamenting how long the time had passed.

"How did you do on the exam?"

Yuna rested her head on her hand and looked at Luo Chen.

"It's alright. It's just that some of the history questions are weird. Who knows how many casualties there were during the Second Honkai Impact? These kinds of questions should just disappear."

"If I remember correctly, Mr. Walter mentioned it in class," Yuno recalled, then looked at the guilty-looking Luo Chen: "You didn't hear it, did you?"

"Um, don't worry about the details."

Luo Chen scratched the back of his head and quickly changed the subject: "By the way, Kiana, what's with that 'I'm about to die' look on your face?"

Looking at Kiana's ashen face, Luo Chen asked curiously, "You don't mean you can't do any of them, do you?"

"Help, Mei!"

Kiana suddenly hugged Mei and rubbed against her repeatedly.

"Kiana, you're not really like what Luo Chen said, are you?"

Mei spoke hesitantly. Although she knew Kiana was bad at studying, Mei had ultimately overestimated her.

Kiana nodded pitifully and cried to Mei, "I can't answer a single question! What am I going to do?!"

"Kiana, you'd better wait until Aunt Theresa hangs you on the gate of St. Freya Academy."

Luo Chen walked towards Kiana, patted her shoulder, and said with a regretful expression, "Don't worry, we'll come to see you."

"Who wants you to see this!"

Kiana released Mei, punched Luo Chen on the shoulder, and said angrily, "You always bully me. Mei is still the best to me."

"Alright, alright, it's just a failing grade. Go and beg Theresa for mercy, maybe she'll let you off the hook."

Luo Chen walked towards the door and said to the few people still standing there, "What are you still sitting there for? Go eat! We have a practical exercise this afternoon."

……

Luo Chen stood on the training field, looking at the several simulation devices in front of him, and gradually became excited.

"Luo Chen, what are you doing?"

Seeing Luo Chen covering his face with his hands in a very childish pose, Yuno asked.

"nothing."

Luo Chen withdrew his hand, showing no shame at being caught having his chuunibyou act. Instead, he looked at Yuno and asked, "By the way, Yuno, how are you going to pass the mock test later?"

Since Yuno was the only one among the five who didn't know any weapons at the beginning, and Luo Chen wasn't sure if he could use the Herrscher powers in the simulation space, he asked in advance.

"Don't worry, Teacher Himeko has been with me for the past month and has given me special training. I'll definitely pass."

Despite Yuna's confident assurances, Luo Chen still couldn't quite believe her.

"So what kind of weapon do you use?"

"Naginata."

"This……"

Luo Chen sighed, unable to imagine what it would be like for Yuno, who was only 1.6 meters tall, to wield a naginata that was more than two meters long.

"You can really dance?"

Luo Chen was still a little skeptical and asked Yuno for confirmation again.

Yes, that's right.

Yuna pouted and looked at Luo Chen with a deliberately fierce expression, making Luo Chen scratch his head awkwardly.

"Luo Chen, what are you saying?"

Himeko glanced at Luo Chen, who was chatting with Yuno, waved to him, and said, "Since you're so free, you can go first."

"Ok."

Knowing he was in the wrong, Luo Chen had no choice but to leave the group and walk to the device.

"Did you understand all the precautions?"

"understood."

"That's good, go in."

Luo Chen nodded, looked up at the seats on the stage, and found that Theresa and the others were looking at him. He sighed slightly, then lay down in the device and closed his eyes.

[Connecting nerves—]

[Connection successful]

As the system's mechanical voice sounded, Luo Chen opened his eyes to find himself standing in a dilapidated city.

[Identification in progress—]

[Verification successful, Luo Chen, student of St. Freya Academy]

[Test content is being prepared—]

[Ready]

[Please select your weapon]

The moment the system notification sounded, an electronic screen projected in front of Luo Chen, displaying various weapons. Luo Chen tapped lightly and began searching through the weapons. Finally, he stopped at the page for straight swords and touched the screen. The next moment, a straight sword was stuck in front of Luo Chen.

Luo Chen drew his sword, casually twirled it, and then heard the system notification sound.

[The assessment is about to begin. Please prepare yourselves. Three, two, one, the assessment begins.]

As soon as he finished speaking, the light screen in front of Luo Chen dissipated, and undead soldiers and zombies began to spawn not far ahead.

"It's begun."

Luo Chen spoke softly, watching the zombies and assassins approach him, and walked forward slowly, holding his long sword.

When the zombie was still a few meters away, Luo Chen suddenly accelerated and slashed at its waist, cutting it in half. The next moment, the zombie turned into data and disappeared before his eyes.

Just as Luo Chen slashed down another zombie, a assassin appeared behind him, wielding a scythe that swung towards him.

"too slow."

Luo Chen quickly turned around, cleaved the scythe in two with his long sword from bottom to top, and then, taking advantage of the assassin's unsteady stance, beheaded him with a single stroke.

After the assassin in front of him turned into data and disappeared, Luo Chen turned his head to look at the ranger assassin that had appeared more than ten meters away, his brows furrowing slightly.

"It's a bit far."

Luo Chen muttered to himself, then drew his sword and ran towards the location of the wandering assassin. At that moment, the wandering assassin also drew his bow and shot an arrow at Luo Chen.

Luo Chen raised his hand, cleaving the arrow in two with his blade. He then accelerated, arriving directly in front of the wandering assassin. Before the assassin could even dodge, Luo Chen had already slashed at him.

Only Luo Chen's figure remained amidst the ruins. The next second, a new wave of monsters spawned not far from Luo Chen.

"Roar--"

The roar of the tank-class Honkai Beast reached Luo Chen's ears. Looking in the direction of the sound, Luo Chen discovered that two assassins, Shun Ninja and Zhong Ninja, had spawned beside the Honkai Beast.

"It's troublesome."

Seeing the black and white swords teleporting towards him, Luo Chen quickly raised his swords, leaned his body slightly forward, and assumed a defensive stance.

When four swords came at Luo Chen at the same time, he did not choose to take them head-on. Instead, he made his body ethereal and, through the attack, turned around and unleashed a sword aura at the two assassins.

Taking a direct hit from a blade of energy at close range, the loyal ninja warrior dodged instantly, while the obedient ninja warrior took the full damage. He was seen as split in two and then disappeared.

Seeing that there was only one left, Luo Chen was about to finish it off when he was attracted by a rumbling sound behind him. He turned around and found that the tank-class Honkai Beast had come to his side, its forelimbs raised high, ready to attack him.

"Tsk."

The moment the attack landed, Luo Chen bent down, pushed off with his right foot, and jumped out of the attack range of the tank-class vehicle, then began to activate his Honkai energy.

After activating the Honkai energy within his body, Luo Chen looked at the assassin confronting him and sneered, "You like to dodge ranged attacks, huh? Then I'll kill you with melee combat."

Having said that, Luo Chen rushed forward and looked at the assassin's head. The assassin also slashed at Luo Chen with his twin swords.

Just as the sword was about to strike Luo Chen, Luo Chen sheathed his sword, suddenly raised his left leg and kicked the assassin, sending him flying, and then threw the long sword over.