Douluo V: I intercepted Xiao Wu at the start, and I tricked Tang San into becoming crippled.

"I said I'm not happy, and you really aren't good enough. You—what did you say, you brat!"

Tianya didn't pay any attention to Tang San and the others, and just kept grinning lewdly to himself, not enjoying the joke.

However, upon hearing Tang San utter the word "kitchen knife," Tianya's smile instantly froze.

His eyes widened, and he charged out with the green light cleaver, hacking wildly at Tang San.

It shattered countless Blue Silver Grasses along the way, and the surrounding spirit rings flickered intensely as if they didn't need any spirit power.

The way they looked was as if some kind of switch had been flipped.

"Listen carefully, this is a dragon-slaying blade, not a kitchen knife!!!"

"A kitchen knife is just a kitchen knife, it's trash."

Faced with Tianya's attack, Tang San's eyes were filled with disdain. He released Blue Silver Grass while throwing out various hidden weapons.

It's completely haphazard; they just hack and slash randomly.

Rubbish!

The martial spirit is useless; its attack power is poor.

Rubbish!

Ugly, talkative, and vulgar.

It's still garbage!

So what if this guy is a five-ring Soul King?

As long as he throws his hidden weapons fast, accurately, and in large enough quantities, the opponent will still be poisoned.

Finally, he knelt before him and begged for mercy!

After all, no matter what, he was a noble Tang Sect disciple who had once fought Zhao Wuji, a seven-ring Soul Saint, one-on-one and survived.

Now, all that's come is a mere fifth-ring Soul King. How could he possibly be a match for him?

"Tianya, that kid can coat some iron lumps with poison. Be careful, I got poisoned by him!"

Bu Le offered a reminder.

"Be careful? The one who should be careful is that little kid."

The next moment, a rather tall goose with messy hair, but small eyes, a wine-red nose, and goldfish-like eyes appeared.

He's slowly walking out of the chicken coop now, his belt still not even fastened...

"!"

Upon seeing this, Ma Hongjun and Oscar turned to run away.

One Soul King could wipe them all out, let alone another one.

Regardless of the opponent's strength, the best course of action now is to run.

As for Tang San?

That's a damn stubborn idiot!

Even though he'd been hacked all the way from the depths of the alley to its exit, he still acted all confident...

However, Ma Hongjun and Oscar had only taken a few steps when E Kao released his martial spirit and five spirit rings and gave chase.

In a flash, it appeared directly in front of Ma Hongjun and Oscar.

"Hehehe, kid, you think you can just leave after offending the trio? It's not that simple."

"However, considering how fresh and refined you all look, how few teeth you have, or only half, and how artistically distorted your faces, we can..."

"What an ugly duck!"

Upon seeing Tianya suddenly rush in front of them, Ma Hongjun and Oscar were so frightened that they hugged each other and screamed at the same time.

Compared to before, Goose Kao's neck was now strangely long, and it had white wings on its body.

It's like a sleazy, fat duck.

"Duck, duck? That's a swan, a swan! Chickens, sausages, do you guys even have eyes?!"

The goose roared angrily.

"You're the chicken, I'm a phoenix, a phoenix born from a chicken coop, a sight that comes only once in a hundred or a thousand years!"

"What's wrong with your sausage spirit? What's your name? 'Kid'? Even my own is bigger than yours, you fat duck!"

"You two little brats, I'll fuck your ancestors... I'll fuck your mother..."

In an instant, the three of them started arguing, cursing each other's ancestors for eighteen generations.

"Pfft!"

Until one moment, Tang San was directly slashed away by Tianya's cleaver and fell next to Ma Hongjun and Oscar.

His already thinning Mediterranean hairline has dwindled even further, and his clothes are now tattered and riddled with wounds.

Splattered with blood and mixed with dust, its body occasionally emitting a green glow, it looked incredibly disheveled and eerie.

In an instant, the entire area fell silent.

Ma Hongjun: ?

Oscar: ?

The two stopped cursing the goose and looked down at Tang San, their eyes filled with doubt and skepticism.

That expression seemed to say:

Greyhound, Green Three, are you even up to the task?!

"..."

Upon seeing this, Tang San lowered his eyes slightly, gritted his teeth, and glared angrily at Tianya in front of him.

Damn it, even though he's a disciple of the Tang Sect, he can single-handedly defeat a fourth-ring Soul Master.

But why can't we defeat the Five-Ring Soul King?

Moreover, another five-ring Soul King has arrived...

Wait!

If I remember correctly, there seems to be a kind of restraint between martial souls of the same type?

"Fat!"

The next moment, Tang San turned his head to look at Ma Hongjun.

"That guy's martial soul looks like that of a domestic animal, while yours is a phoenix. According to the principle of mutual restraint between similar martial souls..."

"As long as you go all out, you'll definitely be able to defeat him! Then we'll break out from your side!"

Tang San explained confidently, but there was a strong sense of disdain in his eyes.

In order to get Ma Hongjun out, he even went against his conscience and called the other party's martial spirit a phoenix.

He'll just have to bear with it. Once he gets back, he'll make the other person regret the disdainful look they just gave him!

"!"

Upon hearing the word "phoenix," Ma Hongjun felt like he was floating on air, and with high spirits, he launched an attack on the goose.

"Hahaha, since you, Tang San, have so sincerely summoned this phoenix to take action, then I will grant your wish and show you what a real phoenix is!"

"Watch my Phoenix Fireline—I'm going to spray!"

"What the hell?"

Upon seeing this, E Kao paused for a moment, and then the several spirit rings around him began to flash.

Soon, he broke Ma Hongjun's rooster.

Immediately afterwards...

"Snapped!"

"A phoenix, is it? You call yourself a phoenix? You don't deserve it."

"Snapped!"

"I'm a fat duck, right? Have you ever seen such a graceful duck? Chicken, answer me!"

"Clap clap clap..."

E Kao lifted Ma Hongjun with one hand and slapped him repeatedly with every word he spoke.

In just a short while, Ma Hongjun's head swelled up completely, resembling a pig's head, with saliva and blood constantly spitting out, looking like a fool.

At one point, Ma Hongjun, whose body and mind were ravaged, finally broke down completely, no longer giving Tang San any face, and roared out on the spot.

"Tang San, you fucking idiot, you didn't run from the Third Ring Road but instead fought it! You're such a moron! Damn it, you say your spirit is countered? I counter Lin Laomu! Fuck your mother, I'll curse your ancestors for eighteen generations! I'll blew blew blew..."

……

same moment.

Shrek Academy, Dean's Office.