Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

"Any slightly useful information?" Lin Xuan's lips twitched. What Xiao Dian just said was completely useless! This place is full of similar terrain, which can't be seen on the map at all.

"Wait a minute, let's share the task first."

Just as Lin Xuan was preparing to take things one step at a time, she suddenly stopped.

"Dandan?"

"Buy?"

Ibu and Little Point turned around to look. Although they didn't know what was going to happen, based on their experience, it definitely wouldn't be anything good.

"Smallie, scout ahead in the sky and see if there are any obvious landmarks or points of interest. If you find any, come down and let us know. Eevee, you'll be in charge of protecting me. As for Gallade... I'll leave it to you!"

As Lin Xuan spoke, she took off her backpack and handed it to the somewhat bewildered Gallade.

"Elu~"

Gallade reluctantly accepted the weight, but it wasn't much of a problem for him. He just genuinely felt that Lin Xuan needed some training; his stamina was absolutely terrible. Normally, what trainer would entrust something like this to a Pokémon?!

"Su Su?"

Xiao Xi and Xiao Mi, who hadn't heard their names called yet, quickly stepped forward and asked Lin Xuan and the others if they needed to do anything as well.

"Your words..."

Lin Xuan stroked his chin and thought for a moment, then took two steps back, letting Xiao Xi and Xiaomi stand in front of him.

"You two are here to act cute and be responsible for the show's entertainment value."

Xiaoxi:……

Millet:……

[Teacher Mimikyu actually thought he was livestreaming?]

He really made me cry my eyes out.

[No wonder he's a civil servant who does live streaming; he's truly dedicated.]

But as they walked, Lin Xuan and his group discovered a problem that seemed rather serious... they couldn't find their way!

Lin Xuan's sense of direction was already poor, and now she didn't even know where she was, so where should she go?

"Why can't I see the comments? They could help me find my way!"

[Teacher Mimikyu is ultimately too reliant on us.]

You have to learn to grow up on your own.

Lin Xuan sighed, thankfully he couldn't see the comments right now, otherwise he would probably be furious. Then he saw the branch in his hand and turned to Xiao Dian and the others.

"Since we can't find the way anyway, why not try my dowsing rod?"

The kids exchanged glances. Although they felt that Lin Xuan's method was even less reliable, they seemed to have no other choice. They decided to try their luck, since Lin Xuan was always reliable when it came to luck.

"To find the dragon vein and divide the gold, look at the winding mountains; each winding mountain is a barrier..."

Seeing that none of the kids had any objections, Lin Xuan picked up a branch... ptooey! and threw the Dragon-Seeking Ruler into the air. After it fell, it pointed to the right.

"The dowsing rod tells us we should go to the right... Hey, where are you guys going?"

Lin Xuan had just picked up the "Dragon-Seeking Ruler" and was about to give Xiao Dian and the others proper directions when he saw them head directly to the left. The elves had a great deal of tacit understanding with each other.

There was nothing they could do; they had too much faith in Lin Xuan's luck. Going against the grain might not be right, but it certainly wouldn't be wrong!

No matter what Lin Xuan said, they had no intention of turning back. However, Gallade turned around and gave Lin Xuan a pitiful look before suddenly reaching out and patting Lin Xuan on the shoulder.

"Kiru~"

[Don't bother struggling; your persona in this regard is far too solid.]

After saying that, he picked up Lin Xuan's backpack and continued to follow Xiao Dian and the others. Lin Xuan had no choice but to follow as well, but even so, he did not forget to say some harsh words.

I will prove you wrong!

[Teacher Mimiu used harsh words, but the effect was not good.]

So, is Mimikyu's "extremely unlucky" ability certified by its own Pokémon?

[Mimi-Oki-sensei, stop struggling, your persona will only become more and more stable.]

Lin Xuan's method of having Xiaodian fly in the sky to find the way was indeed a very good one. The group hadn't gone far before they made some progress—Lin Xuan felt that this was due to his own efforts.

"Dan dan dan!"

There's a tree there!

"Isn't it normal to have trees? There are trees everywhere here," Lin Xuan asked, looking at him strangely.

"Dandan~"

【Exeggutor tree~】

Lin Xuan: Your statement is somewhat disrespectful to people.

"Let's go ask for directions!"

Lin Xuan waved his hand dismissively. He had walked for so long and hadn't gained anything except for encountering a few green caterpillars. It was the kind of place that "even birds wouldn't poop in." But that was a good thing, because it meant there was no danger here.

The Exeggutor that Xiaodian saw was completely incomparable to the one he had seen in the Secret Realm before. Its strength was probably only at the level of one star. Moreover, since the sunlight on this island seemed to be relatively abundant, it was also an Alolan Exeggutor.

He was sleeping with his head stretched out, and even when Lin Xuan got close, he didn't seem to notice him. The reason Xiao Dian saw him just now was because of his long neck.

"Can't you show me, the intruder, the respect I deserve?"

Lin Xuan looked at the coconut tree that was still fast asleep next to her and was speechless. She could only say that the people here were really simple and honest!

Lin Xuan took this opportunity to have Ibrahimovic pick up the camera and explain things to the viewers in the live stream.

"This is an Alolan Exeggutor. Because of the abundant sunshine, it has a long neck and grows quite tall. Moreover, according to research, this should be the most primitive form of the Exeggutor, as it was first discovered in the Alola region. And the Alola region also has the largest population of Exeggutor, so it is called the Alolan Exeggutor."

As Lin Xuan spoke, she walked behind the coconut tree.

"And this 'tail' isn't actually a tail; it's part of the Exeggutor's head. Be careful when you encounter it; try not to stand behind it, or else..."

Before Lin Xuan could finish speaking, the tail behind the coconut tree opened its eyes and then slapped Lin Xuan away.

However, Lin Xuan was protected by Eevee's psychic powers, so nothing happened to her. It's just that Eevee seemed to be deliberately messing with Lin Xuan, as its tail lashed out quite far.

The viewers in the live stream were initially worried, but after seeing Lin Xuan get up unharmed despite having superpowers, they immediately started mocking her.

【Hahahahaha! 】

[Teacher Mimikyu's entire life was for the sake of television programs]

[Thanks to Teacher Mimiqiu for sharing her personal experience and testing the method.]

[Understood, I will never stand behind the exeggutor tree again.]

[To make it clear to the audience, Teacher Mimikyu actually had Exeggutor whip his own tail! I'm so moved, I could cry!]

【Qiumen~】

"You woke up just in time..."

Lin Xuan rubbed his head and got up from the ground unharmed.

He originally thought that this big guy would come after him after he disturbed his afternoon nap, but who knew that this guy would just glance at him and then lift his big foot to run away, even though he hadn't done anything yet!

Lin Xuan had Ibu stop the Exeggutor, but the Exeggutor just wouldn't cooperate.

The main problem is that he doesn't have any energy cubes on him right now, so it's hard to bribe him, but he also can't use physical persuasion to give this Exeggutor a powerful memory restoration spell.

However, Exeggutor was quite sensible. Eevee only released a little bit of its psychic power and gently "persuaded" it. Exeggutor then sat down and indicated that it had been a bit impulsive and had remembered everything, so Lin Xuan could ask whatever he wanted.

When asking for directions, you really have to find a local tree. Lin Xuan only asked once, and the coconut tree pointed him in the right direction.

To the east of here lies a large lake, where he would occasionally go to drink water, which tasted sweeter than ordinary streams.

"So we're in the west now!"

Lin Xuan took out a map and compared it with the information provided by the Coconut Tree. She quickly determined her approximate location: the western part of the island, on the outskirts. It was quite a distance to the lake the Coconut Tree had mentioned.

The use of Teleport is prohibited in this competition, or rather, it is prohibited for the players' Pokémon to use Teleport with their trainers. Otherwise, Lin Xuan felt that Zhang Qi would probably have an advantage. Although Gallade's Teleport is skillful, it is not yet at the level of being able to carry people.

Regardless of the circumstances, Lin Xuan definitely suffered a loss.

Look at other people's Pokémon, a bunch of Pidgeot and Rapidash, able to carry their trainers, while mine...

Lin Xuan turned to look at Yibu and the others. This was practically a kindergarten setup! And they even had early romantic tendencies!

The only slightly more mature-looking Gallade can only help me carry things.

Lin Xuan's luck was obviously not good among the many contestants. Song Chen had the best luck. After landing, he saw a dilapidated house after taking only a few steps. It turned out to be a trial ground. Although he fought hard, he still managed to get his first points.

However, it's not entirely fair to say that Lin Xuan was unlucky, because there was someone in the center of the island watching him.

"Mana~"

Above the central lake, Manaphy floated around somewhat tangled up. He had found Lin Xuan's message, but what should he do next?

As the old man had warned me, I couldn't be too obvious here; I needed to guide him subtly... but it all seemed a bit troublesome.

Manaphy's attention was always on Lin Xuan, but she also inadvertently glanced at the little ones next to him, and her body, which was floating back and forth, suddenly stopped.

"Mana?"

Manaphy touched her head, wondering if she had just sensed something strange. It felt somewhat familiar, yet not quite.