Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

Exactly, what's so interesting about you?

We want to see Ibrahimovic and his teammates!

Just as Lin Xuan was preparing to engage in a battle with the live chat, his gaze, which had been fixed on the monitor, caught a glimpse of a white figure flashing past inside the gaming club, its target being Lin Xuan's backpack, which was lying there.

Kirlia!

Without the slightest hesitation, Lin Xuan spoke directly to Kirlia, who was standing to the side.

"Qilu!"

【My two kings and four twos!】

Kirlian, who had just drawn her cards, was filled with despair. She hadn't won a single game all night, and she had finally gotten a good hand, but then that thief showed up! Couldn't he have waited until he finished this round?

Despite complaining inwardly, her hands didn't slow down at all. She instantly moved into the gaming club with the deck of cards in her hand, perhaps because she couldn't bear to part with such a good deck...

"Let's go too!" Lin Xuan grabbed her phone, called out to the two kids, and then rushed straight into the gaming club.

"Boy!"

"Dandan!"

Compared to Kirlia, Little Point and Eevee showed no mercy to their terrible hand, throwing it to the ground and rushing in.

The door to the battle club was ajar, but Lin Xuan pushed it open with force and quickly turned on a light switch, illuminating the battle club instantly.

In the center of the battle club, where the battle arena should be, Kirlia was facing off against another... or rather, two? It should still be considered one Pokémon.

Kirlia swung her Flame Fist, and several clones quickly split off from the white elf's body. However, these clones were not like shadow clones; they were real combat beings.

Lin Xuan glanced at it briefly and saw that there were about ten clones, all attacking Kirlia at the same time.

Each clone seemed to possess considerable power, and even Kirlia was somewhat suppressed for a time if she didn't use her shadow clones to dodge.

Kirlia shattered the clone in front of her with a Flame Fist, but she was also knocked back two steps by the force. Looking at the remaining clones, Kirlia used Instant Transmission to dodge.

Looking at the battle before him, Lin Xuan immediately recognized the Pokémon that was fighting Kirlia.

"A pair of mice?"

Two white mouse Pokémon held hands. As Kirlia approached, one of them quickly turned around, opened its mouth, and unleashed a seed machine gun.

Upon seeing the pair of rats, Lin Xuan realized what skill had completely overwhelmed Kirlia earlier—the exclusive skill of the rat family: Rat Count.

Moreover, judging from the number of rats and the power displayed by the Seed Machine Gun, they are clearly quite proficient in these two skills, and this was before the pair of rats evolved, without the Master Technician ability.

If these two mice, as a pair, are characterized by their independent and self-centered nature, they will evolve into highly skilled individuals.

"Ibrahimovic, go up and help."

Seeing that the two rats and Kirlia were evenly matched, Lin Xuan had no choice but to abandon all martial ethics and send Eevee to help.

It shouldn't be considered a group fight, since you had two people there too, right? It was more like two against two.

However, after Lin Xuan caught the thief, the live stream went completely dark because Lin Xuan had been looking outside as she ran over, so the viewers couldn't hear anything except her voice.

【? ? ? 】

I want to see the footage!!

Don't keep this to yourself! I want to watch it too!

So what exactly are urban legends?

After realizing what was happening, Lin Xuan also pointed the camera at the pair of rats fighting Kirlia.

"What urban legend? It's just Pokémon! You dared to steal my hidden snacks? I've finally caught you!"

【I knew it! 】

So it's because I ate your snacks?

[How unfortunate, I've been targeted by Mimikyu-sensei!]

With Eevee's help, Kirlia quickly subdued the pair of rats, but even then they were still holding hands, which made Lin Xuan, a single guy, feel a little sad.

Pokémon all have girlfriends, and they're even childhood sweethearts! What about you?

"Alright, hand over the energy cube you just stole, or else I might..."

"Wow!!!"

Before Lin Xuan could finish speaking, he saw the slightly smaller mouse on the right hug the other mouse and burst into tears, leaving him momentarily stunned.

"No, I'm the victim! And can you let me finish what I have to say?"

Lin Xuan opened her eyes wide and said, her face full of disbelief.

Chapter 240 Reporting Teacher Mimicry - Thank you, Meow~

Lin Xuan looked at the little mouse crying in front of him. If it hadn't been filmed during the live stream, people would probably have thought that he was bullying it.

"Can we stop crying and sit down to talk this over?"

Lin Xuan's lips twitched involuntarily after seeing the rats' reaction. Did he look that fierce? Surely not?

At this point, the viewers in the live stream immediately started mocking them.

[Streamer bullying Pokémon, reported!]

[New viewers, please report this streamer! Report Mimikyu-sensei! Report Mimikyu-sensei! Thank you, meow~]

Look how scared you've made the child; he's crying.

Lin Xuan has never been one to remain silent when insulted. Seeing that his viewers were criticizing him, he decisively spoke up and fought back.

"Kids? Hmph, other people's kids can find girlfriends, even childhood sweethearts. Can you do that?"

[Damn, that hurts!]

[True damage!]

This is definitely something to report.

[Reason for complaint: Insulting fans]

After responding to the comments in the live stream, Lin Xuan turned her attention back to the pair of mice with a bit of a headache.

The one that was just crying loudly seemed to be the female of a pair of mice, and her "boyfriend" next to her was hugging her and comforting her, which made Lin Xuan feel even worse.

"Why do I have to eat dog food, ptooey, rat food, when I'm out catching thieves?"

Lin Xuan muttered to herself.

The little mouse that was comforting its girlfriend was also staring wide-eyed at Lin Xuan, seemingly blaming him for making its girlfriend cry.

"You guys were the ones who tried to steal my energy cube first, huh... wait?"

Lin Xuan walked to the side and picked up his backpack, which he had left there earlier. He had deliberately opened a corner of the energy cube box inside to let the smell waft out, as a trap for the pair of rats, the thieves.

But when Lin Xuan lifted the backpack, she felt that the weight was a little off. When she opened it, she found that the box containing the energy cubes was still inside.

But that's not right. He just saw a pair of mice crawl into the backpack. According to the normal procedure, they should have been taken away by now, right?

Lin Xuan opened the box again with some doubt and checked it. She found that the energy cubes inside were still there, neither missing nor stolen.

Lin Xuan blinked. Could there really be no evidence? But the guys who stole snacks the last few times were clearly the same ones, so why weren't they stealing this time?

"Susu!"

One of the large-eared creatures stood with its paws on its hips, looking righteous and indignant as it spoke to Lin Xuan.

They said they only steal cheap snacks; they wouldn't take anything that looks expensive!

Lin Xuan paused for a moment, then nodded subconsciously, before realizing that something seemed off.

"Is that cabinet full of snacks I left in the dorm for you guys to eat?"

Lin Xuan said through gritted teeth.

A whole cabinet full of snacks?

Wow, is Mimikyu-sensei a hamster?

[The case is solved; no wonder the resentment was so strong.]

[Hahaha! This is hilarious! Everyone else just throws away one or two packets, but Teacher Mimikyu threw away an entire cabinet of them!]

"Susu!"

But at this point, the pair of mice seemed to recall some unpleasant memories. Even the one that had been crying stopped, declaring that all those snacks were originally yours!

Seeing the two mice protesting, Lin Xuan looked at Eevee with some confusion.

These two are talking too loudly, I can't understand what they're saying, so I have to ask Ibrahimovic to translate.

"Buyi~"

Ibu rolled his eyes, then started translating for a pair of mice.

All the snacks Lin Xuan had left there had expired. They had only planned to eat two packs, but they almost got stomach aches from eating them. In the end, they simply helped Lin Xuan get rid of the expired snacks, and even disposed of all of them for him.

"Dandan~"

Xiao Dian patted his chest with relief, feeling somewhat fortunate. If it weren't for a pair of mice throwing away Lin Xuan's expired snacks, he would probably be the one with diarrhea.