Su Xiaoxiao: "Buddha: Have some decency!"
Umaru: "Jade Emperor: You asked me if I wanted copyright?"
Jin Chanzi: "If Buddha or the Jade Emperor heard this, they would probably have very funny expressions."
Chapter 340 The Monkey's Ecstasy, Kaguya Shinomiya's Thoughts (7/7, Please Subscribe)
After chatting for a while, they agreed to hold a banquet three days later.
The atmosphere in the group became even more lively, and even lurking members were tagged.
Erina Nakiri: "I'll go prepare right away. I'm sure everyone will be satisfied with the dishes this time."
Liu Maoxing: "Preparations are already underway in the Great Luo Heaven!"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Wow, I can't wait. I wonder if your cooking skills have improved after your ascension, Liu Maoxing? Does your magic weapon make your vegetables taste even better?"
Liu Maoxing: "Of course it will taste even better. [Image] Our ancestor imprinted a divine power of delicious food on the spiritual treasure, so don't end up eating your tongues."
Erina Nakiri: "I'm so envious!"
Zhang Taixuan: "Erina can also send over a knife, and I'll brand it for you as a reward for all the dishes you've prepared. With practice, your cooking skills will improve rapidly."
Erina Nakiri "577": "Thank you, Dao-kun-nii-san! [Red envelope]"
Su Xiaoxiao: "Waaah, Daojun brother, I want some too!"
Xiaomai: "[Disgusting] Su Xiaoxiao, be normal."
Ye Hei: "Yeah, it's tolerable for girls to whine, but you've become a whiny monster, so I'll have to subdue this demon! [Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon]"
Fahai: "...Emperor Ye, that's my technique!"
Ye Hei: "Now you're mine. [You monster, I could tell you weren't human at first glance!]"
Fahai: "Then don't blame this humble monk! [I am the Heavenly Emperor, and I shall suppress all enemies!]"
Ye Hei: "..."
Xiaomai: "This is so cringeworthy! Let's stop with the meme wars. Let's tag @SuXiaoxiao instead."
Su Xiaoxiao: "...Aren't I a girl?"
Gabriel: "You forgot, you're a comedic character."
Su Xiaoxiao: "...[A crow flies by]"
Su Xiaoxiao: "I'm a beautiful girl too! This is discrimination! This is discrimination!"
Zhang Taixuan accepted the knife sent by Erina, imprinted it with the Divine Power of Gourmet Light, ended the chat, and then informed Sun Wukong about the An Tian Conference.
"Antian Conference?"
"It's actually called the Heavenly Peace Assembly?! I remember when I was imprisoned under the Five Fingers Mountain, the Heavenly Court held a Heavenly Peace Assembly. Isn't the Daoist Lord slapping the Jade Emperor and Buddha in the face by holding this Heavenly Peace Assembly this time?!"
"Daojun is truly too wise!"
Zhang Taixuan chuckled: "Alright, the Jade Emperor and Buddha are things of the past; we need to look to the future."
He patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and left.
Sun Wukong's mindset was not as good as Zhang Taixuan's; he was so excited that he couldn't stay still and kept doing somersaults.
Zhang Taixuan returned to the Great Luo Heaven, circulated his magic power, and suppressed the Thirty-Three Heavens. The Mirage Dragon Mirror operated to its limit, and even the Thirty-Three Heavens turned into an illusion.
"As expected of the Buddha and the Jade Emperor, they are indeed extraordinary. This magical treasure can only suppress the Buddha and his entourage for a hundred years." Zhang Taixuan exclaimed, "However, a hundred years is enough. By the time a hundred years have passed, my strength will have reached a level that they cannot even imagine."
Zhang Taixuan casually sealed off the Thirty-Three Heavens and then left it alone.
As his thoughts turned, he looked inward into the sea of suffering and saw the three incarnations of the Three Pure Ones absorbing immortal power to cultivate. Their strength was steadily increasing, and they had already reached the eighth level of the Great Sage realm, almost reaching the Great Sage Perfection realm.
"In a while, it will be time for him to undergo the Quasi-Emperor Tribulation."
……
Kaguya's World.
"Ta-da! Kaguya, I'm back again!" Fujiwara Chika's eyes lit up as she looked at Shinomiya Kaguya. "Kaguya, let's go ghost hunting! I've found another great place!"
Ever since being saved by Kaguya Shinomiya, Chika Fujiwara has frequently visited the Shinomiya residence.
Moreover, I don't know if it's because they're carefree.
Instead of learning his lesson, this guy became very interested in paranormal things, asking about them every day and then inviting Kaguya Shinomiya to go ghost hunting with him.
Hayasaka Ai said with a straight face, "Miss Fujiwara, Kaguya is the daughter of the Shinomiya family, she would never go to such a dangerous place!"
"Huh..." Fujiwara Chika asked, puzzled, "Aren't you going? Kaguya is an Onmyoji, after all."
Kaguya Shinomiya denies it: "I'm not an Onmyoji!"
Fujiwara Chika scoffed, "Kaguya is lying. It's impossible to kill a demon with martial arts. I've already asked her."
Kaguya Shinomiya sneered inwardly: "Of course, those martial arts you're talking about can't kill ghosts. My martial arts have nothing to do with those things."
However, the thought of explaining it to Fujiwara Chika made her feel troubled.
Fujiwara Chika is too curious.
She's such a curious child. Once you explain this, she'll definitely want to know that, and it'll never end.
Hayasaka Ai was quite helpless.
It wasn't until Fujiwara Chika returned home, having had her fill of fun, that Shinomiya Kaguya had time to discuss the Anten Conference with Hayasaka Ai.
"Is Daojun that powerful?" Hayasaka Ai exclaimed in shock. "Even the Heavenly Emperor and Tathagata of one world were suppressed? Kaguya-sama, do you think we should put a statue of Daojun in our home... It would definitely be more effective than those statues of gods and Buddhas!"
Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes lit up: "Great idea. I'll tell Su Xiaoxiao later and ask her to help carve a statue of Daoist Lord."
Changing the subject, he said, "Hayasaka, why don't you come with me to the Antian Conference? I'll introduce you to some friends."
Hayasaka Ai exclaimed in surprise, "The young lady has made many friends?"
Kaguya Shinomiya scoffed, somewhat displeased: "Hayasaka, you're making it sound like I don't know how to make friends. Let me tell you, I have so many friends! The ancient noblewoman Lin Daiyu, the shrine maiden Kikyo—in short, they're all very impressive people!"
Hayasaka Ai exclaimed in surprise, "Lin Daiyu? I remember she's the heroine of a classic Chinese novel, right?"
Kaguya Shinomiya nodded: "That's right, it's that Lin Daiyu. However, the current Daiyu is not the same as in the original work. She's incredibly powerful; even I might not be able to beat her."
Hayasaka Ai was shocked: "I didn't expect that even characters from classic novels would be included."
Kaguya Shinomiya chuckled, "What's so strange about that? It's perfectly normal. At the banquet, Ai-ni and I will sit together. There are some good things this time. Dao-jun-gege is going to share a peach with each of us in the group. I'll share some with you then."
Hayasaka Ai: "Peace peaches? Are they the kind that make you immortal after eating them?"
Kaguya Shinomiya shook her head: "No, those are the highest grade. Of course, Daojun would save them for his own people. It's already an incredible stroke of luck that we can share the lowest grade peaches."
Then, he introduced the lowest grade of peaches.
Hayasaka Ai's eyes lit up: "Young lady, this is like a pie falling from the sky!"
Kaguya Shinomiya nodded: "So, everyone's really looking forward to it. Ai, what do you think I should wear? Or should I get a nice outfit custom-made?"
"The young lady looks adorable in anything she wears!"
"Hayasaka!" A blush crept across Kaguya's pretty face. "I asked you to come up with a solution, not to praise me!"
Hayasaka Ai understood and said, "I get it, Miss wants to get someone's attention. How about this, we still have three days, let's not do anything else, let's go shopping for clothes. I promise to dress Miss up beautifully."
Kaguya Shinomiya's thoughts were exposed, and her flawless face turned even redder, but she did not refute them.
Chapter 341 Inviting the Moon: Hua Yuenü is indeed a vixen! (1/7, please subscribe)
"Miss!"
After only a short while, Hayasaka Ai's face showed a helpless expression, "Ms. Chika has followed us again."
A murderous glint flashed in Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes: "Why is she so vigilant? Does she have a dog's nose? She really is the cancer of the earth."
Fujiwara Chika hid very well.
However, Hayasaka Ai and Shinomiya Kaguya were martial arts masters and had already noticed the strange gazes. With a sweep of their divine senses, no matter how cleverly Fujiwara Chika hid, it was useless.
"Never mind, Miss, let's ignore her and go pick out some clothes." Hayasaka Ai sighed and pointed ahead, "I remember there's a clothing store up ahead that makes really nice clothes, let's go try them on."
Kaguya Shinomiya nodded, a look of delight flashing in her eyes.
……
Yihua Palace.
Ever since Yaoyue used her supernatural powers to lift up a pavilion, everyone in the Yihua Palace has become arrogant, even the maids feel superior.
The Palace Master is an immortal!
Then wouldn't they be servants of immortals? It's said that even a seventh-rank official is in front of the prime minister's door.
The servants of immortals are naturally of extraordinary status.
Some time ago, the famous Jiang Feng, known as the Jade Gentleman, was injured and was thrown out by a maid named Hua Yuenü from the Yihua Palace. He barely survived outside the valley.
"The Flower Palace is a place for immortals to cultivate; how can it be disturbed by mortals?"
When Yan Nantian came to her door, Hua Yuenü still didn't think she had done anything wrong and immediately retorted.
This completely disregards Yan Nantian, the world's number one swordsman.
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