……
On the barrage.
Everyone was taken aback by this outcome.
Xing: "Uh... this turn of events came so suddenly."
Sambo: "I thought that was some other spot, but it turns out it was a spot where the paint wasn't dry."
Hiluva: "Actually, it was both unexpected and reasonable. What else could a coffin be used for?"
March 7th: "If the paint isn't dry yet, don't use such an ambiguous tone!!"
Gongshu: "utterly tasteless~ utterly tasteless~"
Schwarzlo: "Alert lifted."
Clara: "Mr. Schwarz, what just happened? Why did you suddenly cover Clara's eyes and ears?"
Bai Lu: "Sigh, I thought something inappropriate for children was going to happen next."
Xing: "Little Dragon Lord, you seem quite disappointed?"
Bai Lu: "No, no!"
Bai Lu: "It was just that as a physician, from an academic perspective, I was just a little bit curious."
Bai Lu: "I'm definitely not looking forward to it!"
Xing: "A little curious, right? Little Dragon Lord doesn't need to explain, I understand."
Bai Lu: "..."
……
Video continues.
This leads to the next short story.
Jing Yuan appeared on the screen and said, "Hey, isn't this Luo Da Guan Ren?"
Across from him, Rakshasa seemed somewhat puzzled by Jing Yuan's address: "Master Luo?"
"It's called Rakshasa, a person who carries a large coffin."
"It's called Luo the Coffin Man for short," Jing Yuan explained.
……
On the barrage.
Xing: "As expected of General Jingyuan, he understands abbreviations."
Silver Wolf: "According to this logic, a low-class, sleazy woman named Xing who always carries a baseball bat would be simply called a planet-level slut?"
Xing: "...Whether it's the description or the abbreviation, I felt a lot of malice."
Xing: "That rare hacker in history, named Silver Wolf, is that abbreviated as 'Shike Wolf'?"
Silver Wolf: "You son of a bitch!"
……
On the Star Dome Train.
On March 7th, he muttered to himself and started thinking of his own abbreviation.
"Then, let's just say our super cute, youthful, and stunningly beautiful girl named March 7th, who makes everyone else pale in comparison, is simply..."
At this moment, Xing, who was standing to the side, quietly added: "In short, the Three Giants, Azure and Dark?"
"It's not toxic milk powder!" March 7th immediately exclaimed, "You're so mean!"
“But all those prefixes you used before this word, weren’t they just to make it all come together?” Xing said.
"That's a coincidence!"
"What a coincidence!" March 7th exclaimed.
"Alright, alright, I understand."
"Don't speak so loudly, I'm going deaf."
"By the way, could you please get me some juice over there?"
"Here you go." March 7th brought Xing some juice.
"Thank you, toxic milk powder."
March 7: "..."
……
The video continues to play.
Following Jingyuan's naming logic, Luosha also began to mutter.
“So…” he said, “Jingyuan and the God Lord get up early to exercise.”
"Abbreviation..."
"The primordial spirit is activated?"
Chapter 193 The bigger the coffin, the smaller the coffin
On the barrage.
March 7: "This can even start?"
Xing: "It seems that our competitors next door are really popular. We can't fall behind."
Silver Wolf: "What do you want?"
Xing: "What can I do? I'm not the planner."
Silver Wolf: "What if you were the planner?"
Xing: "If I were planning this, the first thing I would definitely add is a dress-up system, with everything from high school girls and maids to sexy girls!"
Xing: "And you can increase affection through physical touch."
Xing: "Once the affection level is full, then... hehehehe."
Xing: "Of course! The most important thing is that I'm the main character!!"
Silver Wolf: "So you've finally revealed your true colors, haven't you!"
Silver Wolf: "And...have you forgotten that this is a 12+ game?"
Xing: "Yes, but 18+ is a subset of 12+. Theoretically speaking, the content of 18+ completely conforms to the definition of 12+."
Silver Wolf: "..."
Qingque: "That makes so much sense, I almost believed it."
……
Video continues.
Now we come to the next short story.
Su Chang appeared on the screen and exclaimed, "Wow!"
"This is the Rakshasa's coffin!?"
"Ahem." Rakshasa coughed twice, correcting her, "Miss, to be precise, it was the coffin I brought."
Su Chang retorted, "You're still using foreign languages with me?"
"Isn't dying just death?"
"A meaning."
……
On the barrage.
Xing: "See, it's no challenge for her at all."
March 7: "It's surprising that Miss Su Chang knows foreign languages."
Qingque: "Could it be that Miss Sushang is actually quite knowledgeable?"
Gui Naifen: "No, this kind of situation only happens in videos."
Gui Naifen: "And even in the video, the fact that Chang Chang is very knowledgeable is really too sci-fi."
Su Chang: "...Xiao Gui Zi, are we still good friends?"
Gui Naifen: "That's exactly why. When getting along with friends, you have to be honest."
Gui Naifen: "I can't lie through my teeth."
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