Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

But it really is the human form that's to blame.

Upon hearing that she was going, before anyone else could say anything, Riko Tsukawa clung tightly to her leg, begging her not to go and die, with snot and tears streaming down her face.

Kanna: =_=||

Who would go and die!

She just had an itch to fight!

"Cai Chuan is right, the kids should stay home."

Kanna: =_=#

hateful!

Cai Chuan doesn't know, and neither do you? She! Also! Wants! To! Fight!

In the end, she didn't make it.

It's best to keep little Kanna away from dangerous places.

Kanna: "..." She was furious.

Although she didn't really want to go.

Tohru and Elma are incredibly powerful; since they've decided to solve the problem, they won't shirk their responsibilities. Perfect, they haven't even had contact with the so-called Incubators yet, so they're happy to have some fun...

The Akutagawa siblings are even more obvious examples; they are native inhabitants of this world, and there's no reason for them to just stand by and watch their world perish.

The four of them won't do anything underhanded, and they're all quite capable, so there shouldn't be any problems. We don't need Kanna-chan!

Thinking of this, Kanna nodded firmly, like a little adult.

"Wow! Kanna-san is so cute~~"

Everyone: ...Here we go again!

......

On the battlefield.

With the arrival of the four, the distribution of combat personnel became increasingly clear.

The Kanto region includes:

Shakespeare, a British man whose appearance is quite unfamiliar to most people,

The remarkably familiar-looking great magician Clow Reed, the dragon girl Tohru, and the strongest sorcerer, Gojo Satoru.

The Silver King Weizmann, who is neither completely unfamiliar nor completely familiar, and the Gravity Master Chuuya Nakahara.

And... um? Who was it again? Never mind, the others aren't important.

Tetsuya Kuroko: ...Hi?

On the coastline are:

Red King Suoh no Mikoto,

Grey King Panzhou Heavenly Rooster

Aleister, the chairman of Academy City who abandoned magic for science, is a master of grand magic... no, I mean, a master of science who abandoned magic for magic.

Howard Lovecraft,

Hozuki, the assistant to the hell,

Plus the dragon girl Elma,

The Kansai region is:

Sawada Tsunayoshi, Saiki Kusuo, Byakuran?

Now, the Akutagawa siblings have also joined the family.

The above are the main combat personnel.

But beyond the main battlefield, there are countless people... and gods, demons, and monsters.

They are not good at fighting and are somewhat lacking as the main combat force, but they are quite good as support.

Those off the field were equally tense. 3.9

This is closely related to them!

Moreover, it can be said that everyone participates; those who are useful do their work, and those who are not take care of themselves so as not to cause trouble for others.

By personally participating in the process, even if they don't directly face the danger, they won't remain detached from everything.

"Oh no, everything hinges on this."

"May the gods protect us! May the gods protect us! If we win, I will definitely donate one, no, ten, living shrines to the gods!"

"To hell with the incubators! May anyone who destroys the world go to hell!"

"...Please don't say such terrifying things. Hell is not a garbage dump. My suggestion is that we should make them work for everyone 24 hours a day, all year round!"

"Mommy, I saw a dragon! It's a real dragon! It's so beautiful! I could die happy!"

clap clap clap!

"I heard you, shut up. No matter how handsome a dragon is, it's not something you can dream about."

"I don't know many of them, it's a bit risky."

"...".

227 Gojo Satoru: Come on~ play with me, you ugly monster!

"Well, I'm a little nervous," Clow Reed said with a chuckle, squeezing his wand.

"Oh? Do you need to pee?"

Gojo Satoru leaned forward and asked him a question.

Kuro: (^)_(^)?

The magician's intuition told him it was best not to answer.

Just then, the live stream camera switched to this side.

Many people stared curiously at Clow Reed, and unconsciously, they were led astray by Gojo Satoru, unable to help but ponder:

Do magicians urinate?

So even great magicians have physiological needs?

Feeling so nervous you need to pee? Me too! I do, and so does Clow Reed, so I = Clow Reed. No problem!

尽管预知能力能封了大半，但庞大的魔力让库洛里多对事有种类似超直感的直觉，他拒首/发,群9。8"0？2ュ0，5ヘ8?5♀6绝回答问题，以免有人打蛇上棍说些什么不该说的话。

But Gojo Satoru isn't the type to let you off the hook if you don't answer.

He placed both hands at his sides and made an upward lifting motion:

"Have you heard of the Prostate X Brake? It's said that holding onto the bitter tea seed can slow down the speed at which you want to ejaculate. Using this method, even if you're very nervous, you don't have to worry about ejaculating on the spot!"

"At least we can wait until we go to the toilet."

Gojo Satoru said with a smug look that said, "It's your honor to be told this!"

Kuro Rido: ?

The combatant nearby: ??

Non-combatant watching the live stream: ???

No way, who the hell taught him to be so stupid?!

You usually don't tell others, so you said it during the live stream, right? Huh?

Suddenly, several cawing crows flew across the sky.

A silver-haired man gave an awkward smile, "Ah, this..."

Faced with the suspicious looks from acquaintances around him, he quickly begged for forgiveness: "It has nothing to do with me, Gintoki never said that!"

Then he picked his nose again, "But it looks really cool this way! Hehe, I didn't expect Gojo-san to be so talented."

"A talent for crosstalk? So, you're saying he became like this because of your influence, right?"

"Oh no! Gojo Satoru said something like that in front of the whole world. If people find out that Gintoki corrupted the strongest jutsu master, someone might come and put a sack over his head."

"Something might get even worse! I've heard that the big families are all very arrogant. What if the Gojo family tries to coerce or bribe Gintoki into taking responsibility? We ordinary civilians won't be able to resist!"

"Shinpachi! What if the Gojo family gives us a check to solve Gintoki's problems?"

"No way, Kagura-chan! Think about it, Gintoki is a crucial pillar of our Yorozuya, we can't just sell him off like that. We have to pay more!"

"That's right! Add more money! Then we'll split it 50/50..."

The person eavesdropping nearby thought: ...Is this Yorozuya a legitimate organization? With members like these, it just doesn't seem legitimate!

Gojo Satoru had absolutely no idea that he was telling a really lame joke.

After receiving a bunch of strange looks, he thought they were just envying his extensive knowledge.