Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

"I."

"I can!"

"Who are you looking down on with a joke?"

A commotion instantly erupted in the store.

"Little sister, if you can't finish this, move aside, or you'll have to stay here and wash the dishes for me today!"

After being persuaded by the shop owner, Kugizaki and his two companions had no choice but to step aside.

"That doesn't make sense! I can't possibly eat that much!"

Zenji Maki was puzzled. Where did all that food go?

No, she won't even eat; she wants to stay and check on things!

108 Eating Contest!

Zenin Maki stayed behind, and the other two naturally went with her.

They were also curious whether these contestants could really eat that much.

Those bowls are 'this big!', and we need at least five bowls!

Anyone who could eat that much must not be human!

Contestant: "..."

So that's disqualification?

Although, to be fair, most of them are not purely human.

With the time running out, the bibimbap manager waved to the waiter to bring the food.

"Hello, this is your steak rice bowl."

"Here's your salmon ochazuke (rice with tea)."

"Here's your plum tea rice."

"This is your... ramen and squid rice bowl."

"..."

For the sake of fairness, although the types are different, the portion size of each bowl is about the same. Bowls with more side dishes will have less rice, and bowls with fewer side dishes will have more rice, which is very fair.

"Holy crap, ramen and bibimbap? Main course with main course?!"

"The problem is he's a huge monster! He's so big, I'd believe it if you said he could eat a ton of food!"

"If you ask me, the worst one is that plum tea rice kid. If you can eat whatever you want, then eat better. You can eat meat or vegetables, but what's so great about a few plum rice porridges? My mouth is sore and numb after eating them."

The onlookers were abuzz with discussion.

They all wanted to eat for free, but the minimum requirements deterred them.

so many.

Who could possibly finish all of that?!

So they had to leave their seats on empty stomachs and watch others eat.

……

The food has arrived.

Before the shop owner could say anything, some customers immediately started moving.

"Nyanko-sensei! Slow down, it hasn't started yet!"

The blond boy standing on the outer edge shouted; if they weren't so far apart, he probably would have thrown a punch.

"Uh-huh!"

The contestant, a large, white monster that resembled both a wolf and a fox, gave a slurred reply.

You don't even need to hear it to know it's not a nice thing to say.

"It's okay, it's a food consumption contest, there aren't many requirements. Let's begin."

The shop manager touched the fish whiskers hanging down his chest, smiled tolerantly, and said...

With the store manager's words, the contestants, who were already starving, immediately started eating.

"It's all mine, it's all mine! I can finally eat my fill, aru!"

"Although it's not a hamburger, steak with rice is pretty good."

"Uh-huh!"

The largest contestant, a large white monster, had its mouth full of soup.

The blond boy who was with him covered his face with his hands, his whole being screaming, "I don't know him."

Amidst the incredulous stares of the onlookers, several freeloaders were the first to give in.

They could barely eat five bowls before they couldn't eat anymore.

However, five bowls of rice that big are already quite an achievement!

Next up was the white-haired boy.

He ate seven bowls, his stomach was bulging like a ball, and a happy smile was on his face.

But when he saw the plum tea rice that hadn't been served yet, he looked disappointed.

"Dun, that's enough. If you eat any more, you won't be able to walk."

"All right……"

The boy, struggling to eat another bowl, regretfully gave up after being persuaded by his companions.

It's not that he's incapable.

The portion is too big!

At his peak, he could eat fifteen bowls of rice!

Following him, the red-haired contestant who played steak and rice also had to leave the stage with regret.

"Hiss~ Monkey, look at how much other people eat!"

"Do you want to fight, Viper?! If this place sold hamburgers, I could eat that many!"

"cut!"

"I think you just want to fight!"

"Wait, wait! Momojo, Kaitou, calm down!"

A group of students left, playfully bickering.

More than half an hour had passed, and only two contestants remained on the field.

A girl with orange-red hair, and a white-haired demon.

"Teacher, please stop eating! You're already so fat!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just plump!" the great demon retorted.

Then he glanced at the girl next to him and said, "I refuse to believe that I can't beat a little girl like you!"

"Give up, I'm definitely going to be the ultimate competitive eater!"

"Outrageous! Watch me—devour it!"

Gulu gulu——

"I can't fall behind!"

Gulu gulu——

Their eyes met, and then a flash of lightning and a clap of thunder.

The empty bowls on the table were stacked one by one.

By the end, the audience was exhausted!

"...Teacher, give up."

"I, I won't!" Nyanko-sensei rubbed his belly, which was bulging even in his original form, his face full of defiance!

Then, looking at the only competitor beside him...

"Little girl, are you even human? How can you eat so much!"

This isn't in the river!

Even this great monster can't out-eat this little girl!

Almost immediately, the onlookers pointed at him and started cursing.

"You are not human!"

"If I eat a little more... I'll be called inhuman?"