Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

I couldn't help but check the spells I use to judge humans...

"???"

"...Damn, does it have to be this curled?"

"I thought I was curvier than a machine, curled up like a washing machine, but I never expected there could be someone even curvier than me!"

"I sleep less than ten hours a week and I feel like I'm about to die from exhaustion. Are people with superpowers really that healthy? How can they still live for four years?!"

"No, no, no, even we superpowered individuals can't do that! He's definitely not human!"

“Amitabha Buddha, the Dazai benefactor is equally crushing every human being, let’s call him… the Crusher.”

"A person who can be recruited? How can you even say that! The internet is full of amazing people!"

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The previous chapters have been unblocked; some ambiguous sentences have been removed, but this will not affect reading.

090 Visitors from beyond the world! Conquerors!

The members of the Armed Detective Agency were stunned, their expressions blank.

what? What?

Is that really Dazai Osamu's counterpart?

Is the 'Dazai Osamu' who worked tirelessly for four years without sleep a real counterpart to this lazy, idle, and wage-stealing slacker from another world?

Unbelievable...

Can not bear to look!

acid!

very sour!

Extremely sour!

The key question is, can humans really go four years without sleep?

The rebuilt port mafia building.

Chuuya Nakahara stared blankly at his new boss.

"So making you the leader triggers an overtime buff?"

He picked up a stack of documents that was half his height and piled them on his desk.

"sorry to bother you!"

He bowed respectfully to the leader and left him with a mountain of documents.

"Hey! I'm not him!" Dazai Osamu was exasperated.

He was tricked into becoming a leader by a group of people, and now they want him to be a wage slave?

no way!

Bai Lan's eyes lit up.

"Finally found them! Players other than me!"

Being able to connect with parallel worlds is what makes him the most desirable competitor!

...

Bai Ze drank a cup of tea to calm his nerves.

Because his parents in this life were practically nonexistent, he started earning money at a very young age. After years of hard work, he finally gained some fame and made a little money.

Having worked as a wage earner for so long, all he can say about the topic of overtime is that it's a bit terrifying.

Some of that money was definitely not something he should have earned.

We can't earn that much money.

Because he absolutely cannot work that much overtime!

And, he wanted to say something to Dazai Osamu:

You roll Nima!

All they do all day is roll around!

Good employees should slack off and do nothing, instead of just rolling around all day!

Doesn't this make us, who are just slacking off, seem really unreasonable?!

.....

[It has been confirmed that he is indeed human.]

[He might just be a bit idiotic.]

[He painstakingly expanded the organization nationwide, amassed wealth and power, and then went and jumped off a building!]

【sharp! 】

[Port Gang Office Building: A Leap to Solve All Worries!]

[He's jumping off a building, and his arch-nemesis is watching the live stream!]

[Fyodor: I'm sipping my drink, basking in the sun, watching my brain-dead enemy jump off a building for amusement, feeling great~]

"puff!"

The white clown couldn't help but laugh out loud.

He was laughing very loudly.

"Hahaha! My dear Dostoevsky, you're so wicked!"

Fyodor used drinking to hide the upturned corners of his mouth.

"If I could actually see it, I'd be willing to go a week without drinking."

Forcing a Russian to abstain from alcohol for a week would be an extremely high price to pay!

"It seems that my kind is so immersed in false light that he is unwilling to wake up."

Fyodor said, "His spirit was corrupted and ensnared by false emotions."

“Nikolai, let’s help Dazai-kun find release.”

"To free him from the shackles of the world?" the Joker said, becoming more and more agitated.

"Ahhh, my dearest friend, you're so kind! Let's help Dazai-kun gain true freedom!"

The two "kind-hearted" Russians exchanged a smile and toasted each other with a glass of vodka.

Sigma in the corner: "..."

Weak, pitiful, and helpless.jpg

Mommy!

Who can rescue him from this den of freaks?!

...

The schemers and ambitious individuals who were plotting how to get Dazai Osamu to communicate with parallel worlds and how to make him work for them remained silent for a long time.

Jump off a building?

With such a vast amount of knowledge, you'd jump off a building?

Did something go wrong?

Are you kidding me?!

With money and power, being your own boss, and having all your material needs met, what's wrong with you doing something else?

If you're lacking love, go find someone!

If you don't have friends, go make friends; if you don't have a wife, go find one; if you don't have parents, go find a father... cough cough, this, this, this isn't necessarily a bad thing.

In short, no one can understand this behavior.

"waste!"

"A shameful waste!"

"Does he have a mental illness? Assistant, quick, contact the best psychiatrist! We absolutely cannot let this useful pawn commit suicide!"

Suddenly, ambitious individuals, eager to gain knowledge of parallel worlds, began doing good deeds.

It has to be said that the way things unfolded was both ridiculous and outrageous!

...

"A Port Mafia office building, a leap to solve all your troubles? Brilliant! I want to go too!"

Wu Tiao Wu was eager to try.

"No! You won't die from jumping like that! Turn off the 'no limits' feature before you jump!"