...
Edgar Allan Poe's sorrow had become an unbearable torrent.
Meanwhile, netizens in the less ugly country became increasingly agitated as they thought about it.
Although Not-So-Ugly Country is considered a superpowered nation, there aren't many superhumans within its borders.
What a great result!
Several characters who were supposed to be superior have been drastically nerfed. Who can accept this?
Who can accept this!
Those who couldn't accept it at all simply joined forces, and groups of friends took to the streets to protest.
Not-So-Ugly Country Official: ? ? ?
NM...is it a fried dough stick?
(Hesitant to speak.jpg)
It's not the government that's preventing them from becoming "surpassers"—are these citizens out of their minds?!
Citizens: We won't listen! We won't listen! We want to surpass them! Demonstration is our freedom!
Ah, this is the feeling of freedom!
...
I thought the global consciousness had already gone too far enough in dealing with a few people from a not-so-ugly country, but then I saw the treatment of Russian writers...
Wow! Suddenly I think Edgar Allan Poe is pretty good!
[...It's understandable that the world's consciousness wants excitement, but it doesn't have to be this extreme!]
Is the counterpart of Alexander Pushkin, Russia's greatest poet, the father of Russian literature, the sun of Russian literature, the founder of Russian literature, and one of the world's ten greatest literary masters, a despicable and vile man in this world?
[Not only are their superpowers ridiculously weak, but their thoughts are also so filthy? I just want to ask the world consciousness, are you out of your mind? Is your programming malfunctioning? Let me fix it for you.]
[It would be a disservice to the textbook if we didn't analyze this!]
Does that person even deserve to be considered Pushkin's counterpart?
[Or is he a member of the terrorist organization, The Rats in the House of the Dead?]
[So what's the deal with the rat in the dead house?]
[Gogol, Dostoevsky, and Pushkin—three of Russia's five greatest writers—have all become terrorists?]
[And their superpowers are all so weak?]
What kind of 'banquet during a plague epidemic' is this? Is "Ode to Freedom" too weak to wield its sword, or is the sword in "If Life Deceives You" not sharp enough?
Let's look at Gogol again.
If Pushkin is ranked first, then Gogol stands beneath Pushkin's throne, looking down upon all the other writers.
[Dead Souls, The Government Inspector, Diary of a Madman—aren't any of them characters characters with abilities at the level of transcendental beings?]
Summer.
Mr. Lu looked at the supernatural creation in his hand with surprise—a diary.
"A Madman's Diary? Isn't that my superpower?"
"Gogol? I have a feeling he and I are destined to meet!"
...
某间
A dark basement.
The base of the dead house rats.
"The Sun of Literature?"
Fyodor, Gogol, Sigmar, and Goncharov all looked at the angry bald man with only a small tuft of hair on his head.
"Ah this..."
Let alone the sun, even the moon is a hundred and eight thousand miles away from him!
This thing doesn't even deserve it?
"I [beep] world consciousness, you [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep]!"
The bald man is enthusiastically engaging in 'friendly' communication with the world consciousness.
Fyodor pondered for a long time.
"I f***ing [beep] [beep] [beep]! I should be the one who surpasses! You all [beep] [beep] [beep]!"
"...Doss, this flavor is so strong."
Gogol simply couldn't stand it.
He used his powers to move his head next to Fyodor to whisper something, then quickly moved outside to avoid someone's advances.
Glancing at the headless clown's body, Fyodor, while pondering what kind of idiots he'd chosen as teammates, maintained a smile and offered his advice:
"Alexander, could you please be quiet?"
"Hmm? Mr. Dostoevsky, why are you suddenly calling me by my real name?"
Russian names are generally composed of three parts: given name + father's name + surname.
For example, Fyodor's name is:
Fyodor's slender figure? Li? Jiang? Guide?/p>
Those who weren't particularly close to him would call him Dostoevsky or Mr. Dostoevsky.
The bald man didn't get along well with the other members, and they generally didn't call him by his real name, Alexander.
Hearing their conversation, Gogol turned his head sharply and explained:
"It's nothing, we just suddenly realized how important you are, Alexander! You're an important member of our team!"
"Yes, really? Hahaha, after all, I am xxx, hahahaha!"
The bald man put his hands on his hips, tilted his head back, and laughed loudly.
Selectively ignoring the men's surnames, the other members of the House of the Dead Rats: ...
Ah, yes, yes!
You're absolutely right!
...
Gorky's laughter, which had been directed at the country where jokes weren't so ugly, came to an abrupt halt.
What?
You're saying we Russians should have had three more exceptional individuals, the very best of the best!?
It's cracked!
My heart has ruptured!
Upon seeing this, Hemingway, the transcendent of the not-so-ugly country, burst into laughter.
We're all in the same boat!
...
The officials breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this.
Look, the Russians do it too!
So it's not just our not-so-ugly country that's being targeted!
The result wasn't too bad. A Chinese citizen commented: "Even when the Russians are targeted, they have so many outstanding individuals, but our country doesn't have any. What's going on? It must be because the authorities aren't doing their job properly and haven't cultivated enough writers!"
The official response from the not-so-ugly country, which was the target of the anger: ? ? ?
I'm so angry I could vomit blood!
...
When Dostoevsky submitted his debut novel to a publisher in 363, he was hailed as 'the next Gogol,' undoubtedly a genius among geniuses.
If Tolstoy represented the breadth of Russian literature, then Dostoevsky represented its depth, a judge of the human soul.
[He did indeed use his masterpiece "Crime and Punishment" as his superpower, but is the strength of that power for real?]
If these three people aren't transcendent beings, then there might as well not be any transcendent beings at all.
Oh, I forgot to mention one.
Sigma, a member of the House of the Dead and one of the Five Signs of Decay, was written into a book thirteen years later, and a person born from the book.
[Almost no one knows that books, as one of the cornerstones of the world, represent a horizontal timeline; they can only be cut and pasted, not materialized.]
[It claims that 'what's written on it will become reality,' but in reality, it's just cutting and pasting things from parallel worlds.]
[If too much content is written, it could directly destroy one or more parallel worlds, eventually affecting this world as well.]
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