One Piece: Starting as a Marine Lieutenant, I Slack Off and Get Stronger

One Piece: Starting as a Marine Lieutenant, I Slack Off and Become Stronger (Author: Yu Dingling)

Summary:

[Naval faction, satirical style, enjoyable read, reasonable] Question: What should I do if I accidentally transmigrate to the world of One Piece, where pirates run rampant and war is raging?

A: Join the Navy! Paid training, monthly income over 10,000 RMB; a large platform with fast promotion opportunities;

Accommodation and meals provided, transportation (on a warship), backed by the World Government, stable job, working until 99 is not a dream! Navy Headquarters Lieutenant Carl stated that the above situation is basically true, but it does nothing to stop him from slacking off! Who told him he has a slacking-off system, where he can become stronger by slacking off every day!

Chapter 1 Gold Finger Arrived

Look closely, this man's name is Carl.

At this moment, he was frowning and staring intently at the internal naval newspaper in his hand, or more precisely, a news article with the headline "The 24th Naval Training Camp of the Naval Headquarters is about to open."

"Whoo~"

Carl let out a long sigh of relief, his expression at ease. He closed the newspaper, tore off a tissue... then pulled up his pants, rinsed himself, lit a cigarette, and continued to kill time.

[Host has accumulated 1000 paid toilet breaks. The "Slacking Off System" has been activated. Detecting the host's profession... Profession successfully bound!]

[Daily Task Posting]: Take 3 hours to relax (any way you relax). Reward: Specified attribute enhancement card + random extra reward.

"You have accumulated 1 hour and 21 minutes for this workday. Please continue."

"Holy crap! What's going on?" Karl slapped his head in disbelief, looking around suspiciously.

What the hell! Could it be that I'm hallucinating from taking a dump?

Or is it that his long-awaited golden touch has finally arrived?

That's right, Karl is a time traveler who accidentally arrived in this familiar yet strange world ravaged by pirates.

With average talent, average luck, and an even more average background, he had no choice but to join the Navy for survival, just to keep going.

Karl joined the Navy at the age of 14, starting as a menial soldier, and after ten years of hard work, he finally became a naval captain in the 108th branch of the North Sea Navy.

To be fair, Karl considered himself to be just an ordinary person in this world, good for nothing except for his good looks.

But now, his luck has finally turned around!

"System? The Slacking-Off System?" "Here!"

......

After communicating with the "Slacking Off System," Karl finally understood what it was all about.

Simply put, as long as you do things unrelated to your job during work hours, you will accumulate "slacking off" time. Once you reach the daily "slacking off" time limit, you will receive a reward.

Karl's assigned profession is in the Navy, and his daily work is to maintain order. Anything unrelated to maintaining order is considered slacking off, which makes things easy for Karl.

He dared not speak for anything else, but he was extremely skilled at slacking off; otherwise, he wouldn't still be a branch captain.

[The "Slacking Off" Career Mode is now available! Career Mission - Training Camp Showdown]: Join the Marine Headquarters Marine Training Camp, become a new recruit, and start your fun-filled slacking off at Marine Headquarters!

Reward: A random Devil Fruit.

[Achievement Reward for Accumulating 1000 Paid Pooping Sessions - Still as a Virgin]: Stamina recovery speed is doubled when stationary.

Carl paused, instinctively opening the newspaper and muttering, "The 24th Marine Training Camp? Thank goodness, there's still time! Just tell the boss, but..."

Carl then stayed in the bathroom for another hour, smoking a whole pack of cigarettes before emerging refreshed and heading straight to his direct supervisor's office.

Knock knock knock~

"Come in!"

Carl pushed open the door and walked into the office. Inside sat a Mediterranean man, wearing a cloak of justice, calmly sipping his coffee.

*Thump!* Carl slammed the newspaper with the opening notice of the Marine Training Camp onto Charles's desk, staring intently at him, and said in a deep voice, "Boss Charles, I want to go to Naval Headquarters to study!"

Brigadier General Charles squinted, wondering how long it had been since he'd seen such a vibrant Karl. Two years? Three years? But seeing his old subordinate able to regroup made him very gratified.

Little did they know, Carl simply wanted to complete the mission and, incidentally, slack off in a different environment—nothing more.

“Karl, I remember trying to recommend you to the headquarters training camp at least three times, but you always refused. Now you’re asking to go to the Marine training camp. Can I ask why?”

"There's no particular reason. I just want to go to Naval Headquarters to see what the so-called elite marines are really capable of."

Charles shook his head helplessly. Carl was clearly not telling the truth, but he didn't want to ask any more questions. He could only say, "Alright, just don't let those monsters get to you. Remember, Branch 108 will always be your home!"

Carl nodded vigorously, deeply moved. He promised that if he couldn't make it at Navy Headquarters, he would definitely come back and become a pay thief!

Two days later, the warship sent by the Navy Headquarters arrived on time. The officer who came to pick up Karl was named Xiu Zuo. He had long arms and dark skin, a rugged face, and the rank of Senior Colonel. He was very impolite when he first saw Karl.

"Pretty boy, what are you standing there for? Don't waste my time, there are still plenty of newbies waiting for me to pick them up!"

Karl was taken aback, then realized what was wrong with the pretty boy? Did I eat your rice? Do you know how popular I am with the ladies around here?

However, Karl could only think these things to himself. Looking at Xiu Zuo's strong and well-developed muscles, he had no doubt that he could be killed by Xiu Zuo with a single punch.

"Yes, sir!"

Disregarding his composure, Carl hurriedly boarded the medium-sized warship, hastily bid farewell to Colonel Charles, and the warship soon left the port, heading towards the next branch.

Seven days later, the naval warship sailed on the sea, heading towards the naval headquarters in Marineford. Karl leaned lazily against the railing, his back to the setting sun.

A few female marines nearby were staring at him infatuatedly. Karl smiled at them, and they shyly turned their heads away, not daring to look him in the eye.

To be honest, Carl wasn't very tall, only 192cm.

Black suit trousers hugged his long, slender legs, and the collar of his white shirt was slightly open, revealing his sharply defined upper body. His eyes were deep and bright, and with his captivating face, he was practically a walking hormone generator. No wonder the female marines were so infatuated.

[Daily task completed. Received a specified attribute enhancement card. Lifespan increased by 10 days.]

[Complete ten daily tasks to unlock the attribute panel. Do you want to view your attributes now?]

It has been exactly ten days since he obtained the "Slacking Off System," and Karl has perfectly completed the daily tasks. He now has a total of 10 cards for enhancing specific attributes, as well as a bunch of miscellaneous items.

These include, but are not limited to, potato chips, sugary drinks, etc. These are all extra rewards, but not all of them. The luckiest time Karl got was 100 days of lifespan.

Without hesitation, Karl silently said, "Check attributes!"

Host: Karl

Age: 24 years old

Physique: F+

Perception: F-

Willpower: E

Special Ability: Still as a Virgin

Looking at his attributes, Karl frowned slightly, but quickly relaxed. Before obtaining the system, he was just an ordinary person with mediocre talent, and the world is full of ordinary people.

But now...

"System, use 5 designated attribute enhancement cards to strengthen physique!"

Chapter 2 Marineford

"Sigh~"

Karl felt his muscles begin to spasm, and after a sudden shudder, everything became utterly meaningless. But it wasn't over yet. Karl then invested five more attribute enhancement cards, this time enhancing his perception.

"View properties".

Host: Karl

Age: 24 years old

Physique: E-

Perception: F

Willpower: E

Special Ability: Still as a Virgin

Karl stretched his limbs, and crackling sounds came from his body. He had become stronger, but only a little bit stronger.

However, Karl was already quite content. He spent his days drinking tea, reading newspapers, fishing, and chasing girls, which easily made up for a month of his arduous training. Where else could you find such a good thing?

Now all he needs to do is arrive at Naval Headquarters, join the Marine Training Camp, and begin his spectacular career of slacking off!

From now on, Aokiji will be his eternal idol, and he will resolutely resist Akainu, that tyrant!

Just kidding, with such a low monthly salary, why would he work so hard?

The next morning, while Carl was still happily playing with his older sisters in his dreams, a commotion broke out in the dormitory. He could vaguely hear them talking about things like the Naval Headquarters and Marineford.

Carl cursed under his breath, covered his ears, and went back to sleep. He had gone to bed very late the night before, and then a "snoring exchange" broke out in the cabin, which kept Carl from falling asleep until after 3 a.m. Now he desperately needed to catch up on his sleep.

He didn't know how much time had passed, but he vaguely felt someone calling him, but Karl still didn't wake up.

"boom!"

"You bastard, everyone else is up and assembling, and you're still sleeping in? This is outrageous! Get up now!"

Xiu Zuo angrily ripped the blanket off Karl and dragged him all the way to Crescent Bay Port. The other recruits were already lined up, chests out and heads held high, eyes straight ahead.