DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

The biker gang was actually subordinate to a certain yakuza group, and they were in a no-man's-land. If it weren't for the large number of people who called the police, numbering over a hundred, they wouldn't have deliberately used surveillance to arrest any so-called champions of justice.

Not long after, Minoru Kageno was taken to the office, where, after posting bail, he was severely reprimanded by Inspector Megure:

"High school students should focus on their studies and stop learning to fight like those useless losers!"

"I am upholding justice!"

"That's our business! If you're really interested, please join us after graduating from police academy!" Inspector Megure said sternly.

He also has his own little schemes. Although he's a bit obsessive, his fighting ability is really strong. He's a perfect seed for a future police star.

Thinking of this, Inspector Megure patted Minoru on the shoulder and encouraged him, "I look forward to your future. Don't go down the wrong path. Okay, go back now."

While the two were talking, Kotoko Iwanaga stood to the side, her gaze fixed on a case summary on the wall.

"This case..."

Inspector Megure walked over and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

He followed Kotoko Iwanaga's gaze, which was directed at the "Museum Murder Case" that had been closed that morning.

"Ah, this is the legend of the moving medieval armor that's been going viral lately."

Inspector Megure recalled, "The culprit in this case has been arrested. He is the director of this art museum, and his name is Rakuhe."

Minoru Kageno walked up to the photo wall and fixed his gaze on the medieval armor that was gleaming red.

"Ah-le-le, oh-ga-shi-na."

Kotoko Iwanaga scrolled through her phone, then showed Inspector Megure a comment under a news article:

"Don't you think so? Netizens can all see that it's impossible for a 70-year-old man to wear armor weighing over 100 pounds, wield a two-handed sword weighing over ten pounds, lift a person up in the air with one hand, and then pierce their throat with a single blow?"

Inspector Megure's beady eyes popped out again: "But didn't you say that kicking a load-bearing pillar and breaking it is a normal thing?"

Kotoko Iwanaga's expression froze, then her lips twitched as she said, "I was talking about athletes who have undergone professional training. Did that curator play tennis or was he a professional mahjong player when he was young?"

"Ah, I don't think so. Hmm, what you said makes sense. It is indeed a bit strange for a 70-year-old man to lift a man weighing over 100 pounds with one hand." Inspector Megure stroked his forked beard and pondered.

"But the prisoner has already confessed."

Kotoko Iwanaga shrugged: "I was just raising my suspicions; how to determine the outcome is the police's job."

Then, seemingly casually, Kotoko Iwanaga asked, "By the way, could I see that medieval armor?"

“That’s no problem. Takagi, take Kotoko to the evidence room.”

"Yes."

Chapter 80 Special Lesson

Takagi Wataru, a police inspector in the third department.

He is an honest man.

He led the two to the evidence room, and as soon as he opened the door, Kotoko Iwanaga sensed a demonic aura emanating from it.

She stopped Officer Takagi's movement and said with a smile, "I'll go in and see for myself. There's no need to trouble Officer Takagi. You must have a lot of things to do."

"Oh, oh, that's right. I still have a lot of case records to fill out. I'll trouble you then. Just leave the key in my office after you've finished reading them." Takagi Wataru didn't think much of it.

The evidence here has all been closed cases; there's nothing of value here.

Kotoko Iwanaga watched Wataru Takagi leave before slowly pushing open the door.

What came into view was a suit of armor standing motionless, emanating a demonic aura that was ominous and filled with malevolence.

Minoru Kageno's eyes flickered, and she hid behind Kotoko Iwanaga with 'fear': "Wow, was this armor assembled from the beginning?"

Kotoko Iwanaga stepped aside with disdain: "Are you even a man? You did bestow a favor, so why are you being such a coward?"

"So, I really don't know how you had the guts to fight against dozens of biker gangs."

Kageno Minoru calmed down, thinking to herself: She didn't recognize me.

Then, feigning fear, he explained, "I'm just better at dealing with opponents who can be defeated with sheer force. This kind of... no, that won't do!"

"Besides, I'm just an ordinary person who hasn't awakened any magic or skills."

Kotoko Iwanaga gave Minoru Kageno a deep look, then seemed to sigh, knowing that in the end she would have to bear it all alone.

"Then wait here..."

So she slowly walked in.

The moment Kotoko entered the room, the armor placed in the center of the room emitted a clicking, metallic scraping sound.

The next instant, the motionless armor slowly stood up, and a crimson light flashed in the eyes of the helmet.

"As expected. There are evil spirits helping us."

The knight glanced at Kotoko Iwanaga, then grabbed his sword and raised it high.

Kotoko Iwanaga neither dodged nor flinched, but continued walking forward step by step, leaning on her cane...

When Kotoko Iwanaga walked up to him, the knight armor did not swing its weapon, as if it was stuck and unable to select a target.

"What a convenient ability," Kotoko Iwanaga said, her eyes narrowing slightly, looking somewhat smug.

The God of Wisdom cannot be the target of any abnormal attacks.

This gave Kotoko Iwanaga an invincible advantage, and...

Her staff blazed with purple flames, its tip aimed at the knight's eyes.

"As long as you aim for the vital point, you can kill it with one blow..."

puff-

Purple flames engulfed his eyes, and black smoke twisted and dissipated under the burning purple flames. Finally, the knight's armor crashed to the ground.

The black mist churned for a moment before escaping out the window.

Minoru Kageno walked over and asked 'fearfully,' "Is it resolved?"

Kotoko Iwanaga's eyes flickered: "No. It seems things aren't that simple."

As she spoke, she stretched out one hand, and a scissor-shaped tattoo on the back of her hand lit up, and the figure of the Slit-Mouthed Woman slowly appeared in the room.

She first turned to look at Minori Kageno, a hint of shyness flashing in her eyes. She wanted to get closer, but hesitated and dared not move forward.

"Um, do I look pretty?"

Kotoko Iwanaga, looking utterly helpless, began her mechanical flattery:

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Even the most stunning beauties cannot compare to you. The moon hides its face in shame, the fish sink and the geese fall from the sky—none of them can even touch your toes. Especially your lips, the curve of which is like half of the moon palace, flawless and smooth. Your eyes are like the stars in the sky, captivating and mesmerizing..."

Kotoko Iwanaga went on and on, but this time the Slit-Mouthed Woman seemed far from satisfied. Her beautiful, sparkling eyes, gleaming with desire, were fixed on Minoru Kageno beside her.

"Could it be because there are two people present?" Kotoko Iwanaga wondered to herself, then kicked Minoru Kageno.

Minoru Kageno seemed to understand, and then said shyly and tremblingly, "I, I, I think so too."

As soon as she finished speaking, the Slit-Mouthed Woman let out a soft moan, picked up her giant scissors, and charged towards the black mist flying out of the window.

"Phew—" Kotoko Iwanaga breathed a sigh of relief.

Rules and props aren't so useful. They're not only a waste of breath, but also a waste of brainpower. If you don't play them well, you won't get any work done.

only……

"How come this guy fulfilled the conditions without saying a single word of praise?"

Kotoko Iwanaga was completely baffled: "Could it be..."

"Is the Slit-Mouthed Woman a pervert? And she treats people differently based on their status?"

However, regardless of the circumstances, the Slit-Mouthed Woman has already locked onto that yin energy and should be able to find its source soon.

……

Pulling her wandering thoughts back, Kotoko Iwanaga glanced at Minoru Kageno, who had an indifferent expression: "Let's go. As payment for saving you, come with me."

"Go, where?"

Kotoko Iwanaga's eyes flickered as she received the Slit-Mouthed Woman's reply: "Museum."

……

The two returned the key to the evidence room and left the police station.

I found a taxi at the door and got in.

"Master, Luohe Art Museum."

The engine started, and the driver looked at the rearview mirror with some suspicion: "You're going to the Luohe Art Museum? Someone just died there."

Kotoko Iwanaga pointed to the police station: "I'm a detective."

"Phew—" The driver breathed a sigh of relief, stepped on the gas, and drove toward his destination.

……

Police station, Criminal Investigation Division.

A chestnut-haired girl with twin ponytails and peach blossom patterns in her pupils sat on a desk, swinging her legs while biting a lollipop.