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Happy my foot!

It's a horse.

Ultimate Event!

Xia Jia is no stranger to this situation, or rather, it's already 2022, why are there still strange bugs in Conan's science?

Or rather, after seeing the news about the Dorobiga Park incident, Shaja had a vague feeling that something was wrong.

as predicted……

"Damn Ke Xue."

At that moment, Kotoko Iwanaga sent a message.

Kotoko Iwanaga: [We have news about the person you asked me to investigate before.]

Shaka: [So fast?]

Kotoko Iwanaga:

[With the help of a yokai, there aren't many secrets in the world that can be kept from me.]

To put it simply, the person behind the Kamehameha, Kuri Gohan, is a frequent participant in various academic forums and is considered a minor celebrity. After investigation, their identity has been confirmed by a specific individual.

[Kurisu Makise, an 18-year-old genius researcher, whose father recently announced a press conference to launch his time machine. As for the date, given the current situation, I cannot give you a specific date.]

"Makise Kurisu? It's actually Makise Kurisu?!"

A jumble of thoughts exploded in Xia Jia's mind.

This thing is really not allowed. I originally thought that the time distortion was an anomaly caused by the world of Detective Conan.

Shinichi Kudo's ingestion of APTX-4869 triggered a strange mechanism, leading to the birth of the anomaly known as "Death God Elementary School Student".

But now it seems that the time issue wasn't caused by the intrusion of the Detective Conan worldview, but rather by that Stonegate!

Or both.

In this bizarre and whimsical world of "everyday life," nothing seems out of the ordinary.

Xia Jia closed her eyes and rubbed her temples: "Let me think. When Shinichi Kudo took the shrinking pill, the world had its first person to reverse time."

"This phenomenon made world time unstable, and the second person to touch time was Rintaro Okabe. That is, our Hououin Kyouma, whose accidentally created telephone microwave oven successfully triggered a qualitative change."

"Could there be a third? Like Homura Akemi? Dio Brando? Or... Hayabusa Otoita? (Charlotte)"

"No, thinking about 'everyday' characters with the ability to interfere with time is just too much!"

"Regardless, in today's everyday world, every day seems to jump between different timelines!"

"No, that's not right. The world hasn't reached the point of splitting into parallel universes yet!"

Xia Jia opened the small group chat and asked Black Cat.

The black cat was clearly panicked: "What on earth is going on?!"

Xia Jia calmly replied, "Don't rush, ask your family about their travel plans and dates for the next few days."

Then Xia Jia instructed Iwanaga Kotoko: "Check the list of victims of the Slit-Mouthed Woman in the past few days, see if any of them have been resurrected!"

The group chat started getting busy.

A moment later, the black cat replied:

There's nothing particularly unusual about my family; things decided yesterday will still be done today. They seem to be able to predict what day of the week tomorrow will be, whether they'll be off work, and then make travel plans accordingly…

"is it?"

Next is Kotoko Iwanaga:

[People who died previously are still listed as deceased; time hasn't been reset, which seems somewhat like cognitive impairment?]

blank:

We've reviewed your chat history, and here are my thoughts.

When we logged off, we were covered with blankets, and everyone knew there was no one else around. This means that the world is now controlling everyone's actions like a program.

If it's a parallel universe, then it falls within the eighth dimension, which is currently only within the 4.5-dimensional explanatory scope.

Shaga added:

[The timeline converges. Regardless of the weather or environment of the previous day, everyone will seamlessly integrate into the next day in a reasonable manner.]

This is good news; at least for now, aside from the inability to determine the time, it doesn't have a significant impact on us.

Blank: [Indeed, I hardly ever go out anyway, so I've long forgotten which day is which.]

Tachibana Kanade: [The payment date has disappeared.]

Yui: [What are you guys talking about, meow!]

Minoru Kageno: [This is interfering with my training.]

You mean not using air conditioning in the summer?! Today it's 37°C, tomorrow it'll be 10°C, so what season is it now?

Xia Jia suddenly thought that the crops might be in trouble, but quickly dismissed the idea. According to the worldview of Detective Conan, there was no such thing as the end of the world and all the crops dying out.

Thunder Hammer User: [I just asked Master, tomorrow is winter break death! The day after tomorrow is spring break! The day after that is the weekend! No school death!]

Xia Jia suddenly realized, "Today seems to be the deadline for submitting my new manuscript! Does that mean I can stop being a latecomer?"

Delicious.

The black cat seemed a bit troubled: "Does this mean my parents will never see payday?"

Xia Jia: [Maybe they'll be giving out salaries like crazy for several days in a row...]

Kotoko Iwanaga:

There will be an impact.

[Travel planning requires confirming departure dates when booking flights, and for long-distance travel, it's necessary to consider bringing both spring and winter clothing.]

Xia Jia pondered for a moment and said:

I just want to ask one question: Do you still think those tennis players are ordinary people?

Everyone:...

Black Cat remained silent: "It seems so..."

Now that things have come to this, and the anomalies in the world are definitively defined in the Black Cat world, she suddenly realized something:

【Then, you, you…】

Shaka: [Yes, that's right. I said from the beginning that I've been transported to another world. Welcome to the Otherworld, Chiba's Fallen Saint.]

Black Cat: "..."

Black Cat is no longer sending messages.

Shaga pondered to himself, "It's known that the Grace system can effectively interfere with such anomalies, so could the 'gods' of the everyday world also be immune to this?"

"It seems plausible. Maybe it was created by some 'god' who didn't want to go to school."

In conclusion, the current time distortion has not had much impact on people's daily lives.

For smaller players, it may be a bit troublesome, but most people are either shut-ins or have a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) mentality, so their fear of this aspect is too low.

Or perhaps they had fantasized about these kinds of things before, which only increased their level of adolescent delusions.

The shadows surely carry a sense of pride, as if everyone else is a fool and only I have seen through the world.

This makes it even harder to remember the names of strangers.

Xia Jia took a deep breath: "There's not much I can do. The real solution lies with the 'god' over there. Perhaps she'll tire herself out and return to normal?"

Xia Jia frowned and said, "The key is that we can't let time deteriorate any further. Therefore, adjusting the timeline to go back to the past must be prohibited to avoid a large-scale convergence of timelines. Makise Kurisu is of utmost importance. Moreover, we need to find professionals to solve the time problem."

……

"The first step is to ban the development of the time machine, and then find someone to get their hands on the telephone microwave oven!"

"We must do this before Hououin Kyouma discovers the item's effectiveness!"

Chapter 66 Makise Kurisu

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The moment the timeline became chaotic, all the young players naturally discovered the problem with the "game".

Everyone is offering their help to solve the immediate problem.

This chat group, which had a total of 9 members, was renamed by Xia Jia as: [Justice Brigade]

Soon, it welcomed its 10th member... Sayu Ogiwara.

Her task was to report the time and date of the past few days.

At the same time, Shaka also gave her a task: to go to Akihabara to find Hououin Kyouma's "research institute" and buy back the future gadget, the "telephone microwave oven".

No matter how much money.