DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

The boy was thinking this when, in the next second...

"Oops! I fell down. Strange stalker brother, can you help me up?" The little girl raised her face, her red eyes revealing a clear naivety.

"?"

He looked at the young girl in front of him, her eyes filled with tears, looking at him with pitiful eyes, and his eyelids twitched.

"I'm not a stalker! I'm a god!"

"Wow, so handsome! Um... brother who isn't a stalker, could you help me up?"

Tsk, not cute at all... Tetu thought to himself.

Be more careful next time.

He smiled and helped the slightly affected young girl up, gently comforting her.

The boy was a god, and naturally, after descending into this world, he abided by the rules of this world and his divine power was sealed.

His omniscient psychic powers were also sealed; now, he was just a slightly skilled gamer god.

"Thank you so much, brother, you're not a stalker. Could you tell me your name? I'll definitely be very grateful."

"My name is Tetu. I'm the god who governs games." Tetu waved his hand: "No need for thanks..."

"Gulu..."

At this moment, his stomach rumbled with unfamiliar sounds, and a powerful hunger surged within him. This was a state that Tetu, as a god, had never comprehended.

Human beings are truly frail and weak...

The little girl chuckled and pulled out a piece of parchment, saying:

"Big brother, your body is more honest than your mouth. Can you tell Mimi how to write the word 'Tetu'? Then I'll take you to that restaurant over there for a big meal."

"The two characters 'Tetu'... are like this..."

Tetu left his name on the parchment...

"Yosh! The contract is complete! God Mimi has been subdued!!"

Mimi instantly made a silly face.

"A...contract?" Tet blinked, a bad feeling rising in his heart. He looked down at the parchment...

“Application for membership in the Axis Cult… no!” A bead of cold sweat trickled down Tetu’s forehead.

Am I, the only God, now to become a believer under another god?

Is this appropriate?

"No, I will absolutely not join any cult..."

Mimi caught Tetu, who was trying to escape, and a wicked smile appeared on her cute face:

"Hey, Onii-chan~~~! You can't escape now. Come on, I'll take you to our church, where Lady Aqua has bestowed upon us an endless supply of food! Just say the cult's universally acknowledged secret code, and you can enjoy it without limit!"

"No, no! You bunch of mentally unstable heretics, let me go!!"

"Come on, Onii-chan~~~~, stop resisting. Just repeat after me! Eris's breasts are padded!"

“Aaaaaaaaaa—”

……

The stronghold of the Axis religion.

"Eris's breasts are padded!" x2

Mimi swung her legs, sat on the bench, clasped her hands together, and chanted a prayer similar to "all is well." Then, the believers in front of her served a sumptuous lunch.

Tet never imagined that he would eventually utter that inexplicable line; it was a complete failure of his divine life.

"Hey kid, who are you?"

"I'm not a little brat."

She happily picked up a piece of steak, swallowed it, and mumbled, "I am Mimi, the most powerful and enchanting sister in the Crimson Demon Clan!"

She chewed on the delicacy called "premium steak" with gleam in her eyes.

She was brought here on vacation by her older sister, who said there were many foods she had never tried before. Her sister wasn't lying; she really did get to eat something different every day.

Like yesterday's sukiyaki, and today's tea party meal...

But eating only three meals a day is such a waste. So, while her sister was away, she took advantage of the unique newbie welcome meal offered by the Axis Cult to try two kinds of food in advance.

That's right, as long as you count the other person's order as your own, you can eat two big meals!

She swallowed the delicious dish called steak, and looked at the boy in front of her who claimed to be a god:

"do you want to eat?"

“That was mine to begin with!” Tetu shouted, puffing out his cheeks.

"What does it matter!" Mimi swallowed the food in her mouth and immediately ate her own portion.

"Isn't the reason we entice you to join our religion just so you can enjoy double the food?"

“Didn’t I come with you just to get a good meal?” Tetu retorted.

Mimi said matter-of-factly, "Onii-chan, don't think about getting something for nothing. My sister said that food earned through your own labor is the most delicious!"

"so……?"

"So, like Mimi, go and persuade new people to join!" Mimi licked her lips and gave a thumbs up.

Tetto, clutching his groaning belly, slumped onto the table, utterly dejected.

"Could it be that after joining this strange cult, I'm now going to actively recruit new members?"

"No, please don't do that..."

……

Chapter 510 Tetu: Want to Come Save the World With Me?

dusk.

At the gates of Avalon, Kazuma, having finished his calamity-slaying campaign, carried Megumin on his back and dragged a massive black sword in his hand as he entered the city.

"Hehe, I never expected to find a magic sword of this level in a place like the desert. This is a huge profit."

"Now I don't need to borrow money from that kid Shaga. I can openly sell him this weapon that looks very valuable!"

Aqua was equally excited: "Can we finally pay off the debt? It's so troublesome to have debts in another world."

Huihui rolled her dead fish eyes: "Hey, this is the other world for us, right? Don't get the order wrong."

Aqua raised an eyebrow and said arrogantly, "Huh? That damned other world, we sent more than a dozen heroes through it, and there's not a single sign of them clearing it. Just destroy it already."

"This world is so much better! Do you see? My followers are already spread to every corner of this desert. Sooner or later, the whole world will be my followers, Aqua's followers!"

Kazuma glanced at the smug Aqua: "You don't want to go back to your Heavenly Realm? In that case, I have no intention of fighting the Demon King, so I might as well just retire here."

“That won’t do!” Aqua immediately retorted, “You still need to work hard for me. I’m waiting to go back to the Celestial Realm and brag to Eris.”

"You bastard, you just want to slack off, don't you!" Kazuma glared angrily.

Just as the two were about to start arguing again, a weak voice rang out:

"Excuse me, passing adventurer, would you be willing to join the Axis Cult?"

"Excuse me, I am a follower of Eris..."

Darkness habitually took out his crest.

Suddenly, a large group of unfriendly gazes fell upon them from the street.

"Bah, you evil Eris cultists!"

"Ah~~, that look that's going to tear me apart! I'm so excited!" Darkness curled up.

I thought something amazing was going to appear, but the person who extended the invitation didn't show any sign of disgust.

"Huh? Aqua's cult actually has normal people in it?"

Kazuma looked over and was immediately stunned: "God... God!!!"

"Ugh, so embarrassing!" Tetu crouched down, covering his head in defense.

It's only natural that they were recognized; even gods cannot hide their identities from humans.

"elder sister!"

At that moment, a little girl popped her head out from beside Tetu:

"Welcome back!"

"Mimi! How come you're with this deity?" Huihui asked, slightly surprised.

"This is the 'God of Games' that I finally subdued after a fierce battle!"

"Subdue...the gods?" Huihui used her limited wisdom to imagine the scene of Mimi defeating the gods.

"Hmm, my little sister might become a great person in the future."