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"Go away, human!"

"Dragon! Dragon! What's wrong with you? Do you want me to send you to your death? Hehe, this is the first time I've ever buried a dragon!"

Hu Tao's eyes lit up: "The last time the Hall of Rebirth sponsored a dragon's funeral was for the Emperor."

Chapter 488: No Spirits Allowed

"Human... where did you come from?" The azure dragon narrowed one eye, looking at the human carrying Chang Shuo in front of it.

"Where did you come from? Hmm... well, you could say you were here from the very beginning." Hu Tao chuckled. "In fact, I was waiting for you from the very beginning."

"Wow."

"Oh dear, such a large spatial fluctuation, as one of the managers of the inner world of this country, wouldn't it be strange not to come and take a look?"

Hu Tao touched the dragon's nose: "Wow, I just didn't expect such a big guy to come out, and it's seriously injured too."

"Get out of here, you rude human!" The dragon nudged the walnut with its trunk and exhaled a foul breath.

"What's your purpose?"

Hu Tao rubbed her sore bottom and said, "Just like I said, I'm just here to take a look. If necessary, you'll need to register me."

She held up her finger and said, "You know, after the Emperor passed away, Da Yan forbade monsters from becoming spirits."

Hu Tao glanced at the divine sword stuck in the dragon's back, stroked his chin, and said:

"However, judging from your appearance, you probably need to arrange services at the funeral parlor even more. Do you need to order a coffin? Considering your status, I'll give you a 50% discount."

"Are you here to kill me too?" Thor narrowed his eyes.

"No way." Hu Tao held her head. "Wang Sheng Tang only deals with the dead, they would never kill people on purpose."

"..."

The dragon stared at Hu Tao for a long time, then roared, "Then what are you still doing here?"

"I'll wait until you die," Hu Tao said matter-of-factly.

"Anyway, you don't look like you're going to live much longer. I'll wait a little longer, maybe I can inherit the great achievements of my predecessors and personally see the dragon off."

"However, your dragon is a little bit impure..."

The dragon roared in fury: "Insult me ​​again, and I'll eat you!"

The wind pressure from the giant mouth caused Walnut's twin ponytails to fly wildly.

But soon, the dragon tilted its head and lay down on the ground: "Whatever, I'm going to die soon anyway. Do as you please."

Hu Tao chuckled, found a big tree to lean against, and pretended to doze off: "Ah, call me when you're about to die, I'm going to take a nap..."

"Tch. In the end, all I see are those wretched humans. How pathetic." The dragon closed its eyes.

……

The night grew ever deeper.

Suddenly, a strange laugh echoed through the mountain village and forest.

"Hehehe, the air in the mountain village is so fresh... Hey? Watch out for bears? Hahahaha, someone actually put up this kind of notice? Ahahahaha! Bears are delicious, come on, come on up here! Aha, ahahaha, hehehe."

The dragon opened its eyes.

She watched helplessly as the human holding the bottle rammed right into her nose.

"Hey, why do you humans all like to crowd around one by one?"

Kobayashi was knocked down on her backside. Given that she was so drunk that she had taken the train all the way from Akihabara to the mountain village forest, she was completely unafraid of the creature in front of her.

Upon seeing the dragon, she paused for only a second, then let out a hiccup. After clearly seeing the creature before her, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she pounced on it:

"Whoosh~, a dragon! It's a dragon! Hugs~~~"

"Insolent scoundrels, two of them in one night! Get lost. Or I'll eat you up!" Thor looked up and used the same trick again.

"what--"

Xiaolin rubbed her face.

When Walnut saw the strangers there, she slapped her bottom and stood up:

"Hey, the forest can be dangerous at night, you'd better not wander around... Ugh, there's a strong smell of alcohol..."

Before she could finish speaking, Hu Tao pinched her nose and took several steps back.

"Hiccup~" Kobayashi blinked and shouted:

"Aren't you tired of being bossed around like this? You must be exhausted! Hiding in the forest in the middle of the night, you must be being exploited by your awful boss!"

"Ah~~, I get it! That's why we have to go out for a drink on this rare day off! You should try some too!"

As he spoke, Kobayashi shoved the wine bottle in his hand into Hu Tao's mouth.

Tons tons tons——

belch……

"Hehe~~" Hu Tao let out a burp.

"Not bad, right? This is a great find from a famous shop in Akihabara! Ryu, give me a drink too!" Kobayashi held up a cup and handed it to Ryu.

"Hmph. Giving a dying dragon a drink, who are you looking down on?"

Kobayashi glanced at the sword stuck in the dragon's back, and his enthusiasm surged:

"Just pull it out, right? Pull it out and then drink with me!"

"Hey, you fool! If a mere human were to touch the Sword of God, they would surely suffer a mental breakdown..."

"I don't care—if God really exists, I'll just... try postponing the delivery date right now!!!"

Kobayashi used all his might to uproot the 6-meter-tall giant sword!

Hu Tao hiccuped: "You're kidding me... How could an ordinary person like her lift such a heavy sword?"

"And..." Hu Tao jumped up, "Now that you've pulled it out, I can't even bury it anymore?!?!"

This is a dragon corpse that's been found for a long time!

Slap it.

That's all!

"Ughh ...

But no one cares.

Thor stared in shock at the drunken human lying on her back, instantly escaping the brink of death and feeling a surge of new hope.

……

Russian qing.

"Come on! Drink up!" Xiaolin raised his glass and slammed it on the floor.

"Waaaaah, dragon, dragon! My dragon!" Hu Tao snatched the wine glass and chugled another big gulp.

"I'm sorry. I couldn't send you off to your funeral." The dragon lowered its head.

Kobayashi also blew a puff, slapping the floor as he said, "Even in a dream, dragons shouldn't be this humble! Show some spirit!"

The dragon lowered its head meekly: "My name is Thor. No matter what, I am saved... I fled here after losing a battle with the gods..."

"Anything is fine with me! Drink up! Drink together! Dragon, and listen to me!!!"

"Eh……"

"Waaah, give me some to drink, waaah..."

The two drunkards started crying and laughing at the same time.

Helpless, Thor could only transform into human form and take the small wine cup in front of Kobayashi.

"She really is a woman. As fellow women, let's have a drink together!"

"Huh? A woman?"

Kobayashi froze, then complained, "Seriously, give me the drink! Let me rub your breasts!"

"Yes!"

"Eh? Is that okay?"

Before long, the three of them hugged each other.

"That's why this world is so unfair! Making your subordinates clean up your messes!! I've been working so hard!"

"Yes, tell them to obediently accept their destruction!"

"Destruction is absolutely unacceptable! The Emperor will be furious!"

"Hahaha, didn't the Emperor die thousands of years ago?! You're hilarious!"

"Emperors and all that? I can send them flying with one punch, hahaha."

The three drunkards laughed and joked.