DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

"Hey, calm down! This is the third floor, don't jump!"

Xia Jia followed and grabbed Shika, who was standing on the edge of the balcony, ready to jump.

Under the balcony, Rikka made a face at Toka and slipped away in a ninja run.

"hateful!"

Toka skillfully swung the ladle in her hand, accurately hitting Rikka in the back, before angrily putting her hands on her hips and panting.

Shika grabbed Xia Jia by the collar as a matter of course and said, "Hey, brat, bring her back for me!"

Daddy's always there when things need him, but you brat's never there...

Xia Jia pushed his hand and snapped his fingers.

Rikka inexplicably transformed into a streak of starlight and appeared inside the room.

Shika released Xiajia and then pulled out a ladle from behind her back...

"Now you can't run away anymore!"

Rikka clutched her head, tears welling in her eyes: "Ugh! Saint Healer! You're despicable! You actually called in outside help!! Damn it, I absolutely cannot eat that demon's food!"

Rikka looked at Shaka with a wronged expression: "Even the commander has betrayed the organization and defected to the agency?"

Xia Jia stepped forward and delivered a sharp chop to Liu Hua, saying, "I've never been on your side, okay?"

"Aww."

After scolding Rikka, Toka pulled her ear and made her obediently finish all the green peppers.

……

After preparing the bento boxes and sending Rikka and Yuuta to school, Toka lay in bed and complained:

"That child has become increasingly difficult to manage lately. He actually jumped from the third floor. What if he got hurt..."

Xia Jia sat on the edge of the bed and said, "It's probably because your physical condition has improved. As the older sister, your ability to suppress her has decreased."

Shihua said in a daze, "I'm very happy that the child is healthy, but sometimes my authority as an older sister is completely lost."

Xia Jia said embarrassedly, "To be honest, this probably started because of me."

Shaka lay down next to Toka, talking about games and the other world while recommending her izakaya to Toka.

"Let me tell you, my izakaya not only has a girl with superpowers and a former hero, but also connections with an undercover agent in the Metropolitan Police Department. It's all-powerful, covering both the legal and illegal worlds. If there's a problem that can't be solved, I can just hire the Mori Agency upstairs to handle the person who's causing the trouble..."

"Whoosh..."

As Xia Jia was speaking, he suddenly felt an arm embrace him, his cheek pressed against something soft, and he heard even breathing in his ear.

He looked up and saw slightly trembling eyelashes and a peaceful sleeping face.

"Goodnight, Sister Shihua... even though it's already morning."

Shaga stretched out his finger and cast a [Sleep] spell on her from behind before breaking free of the octopus clinging to him and jumping off the bed.

……

The time is 9:35.

Xia Jia boarded the subway back to Beika Town, scrolling through short videos while waiting for the train to arrive.

After liking countless videos of women in black stockings shaking their legs, he suddenly came across a video in his own message mentions.

#Man-eating demons spotted in Beika Town; *Kill la Kill* may be based on a true story#

Xia Jia looked serious as he opened the video.

The filming took place at night, and judging from the angle, the creator likely used a drone. The footage is somewhat blurry, but you can clearly see a spider-like monster chasing a girl in a black kimono.

During the chase, the girl apparently used the "Breathing of Thunder" technique to fight the demon, but was ultimately defeated. Her Nichirin Blade was broken in the alley, and she was eventually dismembered.

The video ends with a bone spike piercing the screen, presumably indicating that the drone was spotted and shot down.

The video's views are skyrocketing at an incredible rate and it quickly became a trending topic.

Xia Jia looked serious and opened the comments section.

Sure enough, many netizens were tagging @TheDescendants.

"@The Descendant, is this a promotion for the teacher's work? Or something else?"

"Is the world of anime/manga real?! Give me a rope! I want to go to the world of anime/manga!"

"The Demon Slayer Corps! It must be the Demon Slayer Corps! My Shinobu Kocho! My Kanae-san! prprprpr!"

There were all sorts of comments in the comments section, but the mainstream ones were mostly about trailers for the "Pillar Slayer" movie.

However, there are also many speakers who firmly believe in the existence of anime and manga characters. Although these people make up a small percentage of the massive online audience, their numbers are surprisingly large.

The video was quickly and urgently blocked.

Xia Jia covered her face: "We're doomed, isn't this just burying our heads in the sand?"

As expected, those who firmly believed that anime had invaded reality began to revel, as if the official emergency ban only further confirmed the authenticity of the video.

Just as Xia Jia was wondering what to do, her phone rang.

The caller was Hitomi Mishima...

Shaga answered the phone:

"Hey……"

"I'm sorry, manager. I probably won't be able to go to the store today."

"Did something happen?"

"I'm so sorry, it's like this, actually I'm at the Metropolitan Police Department right now..."

Xia Jia said with a serious expression, "Tong-chan, congratulations on passing the inner sect trial. You are now a pure-blooded righteous person."

Chapter 373 Let's become civil servants, Hitomi-chan!

"Really, store manager, I'm not kidding you."

A listless, weak voice came from the other end of the line.

"Do you need me to get you out?"

"No need for that... I'll hang up now if there are no other issues. I still have several store managers to notify."

I never imagined you were like this, Hitomi-chan! I'm not even your only one! Damn it!

Xia Jia thought with grief and indignation.

While I was complaining, it seemed like someone had taken over the phone.

"Hello, I am Miwako Sato."

Xia Jia switched to the other ear to listen to the phone, surprised: "Officer Sato, it's been a long time."

A serious voice came from the other end of the phone:

"Yes, Mr. Descendant, if you have time, please come to the Metropolitan Police Department. There are some things that require your cooperation."

Xia Jia thought for a moment: "Is it about that video on the internet?"

"No, it's about employing child labor."

Xia Jia's expression froze: "...You're not joking, are you?"

Sato Miwako was silent for a moment before saying, "Alright, compared to the incident you mentioned, what you did is insignificant. Please come to the Metropolitan Police Department. It's a colleague from the Special Task Force who wants to see you."

Special class?

I remember Kato mentioning that the head of the Special Division was codenamed "Kuruma." I wonder if he resembles the head of the department? Did Zhongli (the author) ever kowtow to the Great Sage Equaling Demons?

Lost in thought, Xia Jia replied:

"Okay, see you later."

After hanging up, Xia Jia called the izakaya again and instructed Yusa Emi to send a batch of cabbages to Karasuma High School.

He got off at the next stop and transferred to the Beika Metropolitan Police Department.

Upon entering the office area, Xia Jia noticed that everyone seemed very busy today, with reports of gas explosions or the discovery of long-buried treasure.

"The frequency of cases has increased? No wonder even ghosts from hundreds of years ago have come out."

Upon entering the reception room, Xia Jia saw Miwako communicating with the hospital.

Shaga heard them seemingly saying, "The victim died yesterday."

He waited outside the office for a while, and Kotoko Iwanaga arrived late at that time.

"Oh my, what did the commander do wrong?"

"Hmm... if I had to put it that way, it's employing child labor?"

He wasn't surprised that Kotoko Iwanaga was here. Or rather, it was only natural that she was present if they wanted to deal with the "demon" incident.

Kotoko Iwanaga leaned closer to Shaka: "Hey, so the Commander-in-Chief likes young girls' bodies? What do you think of me? I can satisfy all your needs!"

Xia Jia rolled her eyes: "If you're so capable, say it again in front of Officer Sato, or I'll sue you for harassing a minor."