DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

"Hiss, what's this guy doing in the store?"

Xia Jia seemed to have spotted an extremely troublesome character, and quickly hid behind the door.

Inside the shop, a smart young woman with a blue celestial palace bun and pink ribbons was sitting on a stool, tilting her head back and chugging wine.

"Why did Kazuma Sato let this idiot out?"

Xia Jia looked disgusted and was about to back away when a commotion broke out in the store.

"Fifty faris in all."

Seele, holding the tray, looked at Aqua, who had an awkward smile on her face, with a kind expression.

Aqua patted her chest and tilted her head back: "Hey, look, I'm a goddess, shouldn't you all offer me tributes?"

Seele's kind smile turned slightly somber: "Yes, my goddess, please make the payment. 13600 Fali."

Aqua argued:

"How about this? I'll mercifully let you join our Axis Cult. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

Seele tilted her head: "So, my lord, you mean you're broke?"

Aqua argued, "I just forgot to bring it."

Seele sneered: "Miya's mom? Someone's trying to dine and dash!"

The words fell...

A gigantic figure wielding a spatula pressed in, Mia's mother, nicknamed "Little Giant," radiating an aura of terrifying power.

Aqua's smug face instantly turned panicked:

"Oh, this giant lady, I see you have a magnificent bearing and extraordinary appearance. Why don't you join my clan? This meal will serve as your induction fee, how about it?"

Mia's mother remained unmoved, and grabbed Aqua by the back of her collar with one hand:

"You stupid god! If you can't come up with the money, then go wash the dishes!"

Aqua panicked and started yelling and screaming:

"No, no!! I never want to work again! Why do I have to work in this world?! Anyone, just become my kin and offer me sacrifices! Isn't this how the world is?"

Amidst the commotion, a short, thin adventurer with a full beard and a hooked nose stepped forward.

He chuckled lewdly:

“Hey, my goddess, if you’d like to treat me to a good night after a long day, how about I join your kin? Of course, I can pay for the meal too.”

Aqua paused for a moment, then instantly showed a look of disgust, exclaiming dramatically:

"Hey? You? Looking at you, aren't you all defective adventurers? Don't be ridiculous. A crippled goblin adventurer like you actually wants to join my familia?"

She covered her mouth to stifle a laugh: "Hee hee hee, go back and take a piss and look at yourself. You think I'll treat you tonight? Pah, did the Demon King kick your head? Fine, I'm in a good mood today, so I won't bully you. Go away, go somewhere cool and stay there."

Aqua waved her arms and yelled like she was shooing away flies, "Hooray, get out of here!"

"Huh? What are you talking about, you idiot goddess? Do you want to die?"

The hook-nosed adventurer, his face flushed, jumped up like a kitten whose sore spot had been stepped on.

Aqua punched the adventurer in the head, and thanks to the special attributes of the adventurer card, she easily beat the hook-nosed adventurer until his face was bruised and swollen.

Just then, a brown-haired man in his early twenties stood up from one side of the table:

"Enough! Even if you are a god, you have attacked our members at will. We will not rest until we are given an explanation!"

Aqua, with a roguish grin, asked, "And who are you, goblin?"

Seele explained, "The leader of the Apollo Familia, Asintos, is already a level 3, second-tier adventurer."

Aqua didn't care about any of that; she rolled up her sleeves and was ready to fight.

Mia's mother swiftly pressed down on Aqua's forehead, revealing a vicious smile:

"I think I already said, no causing trouble in the store..."

His gaze then swept over Yacintos as well: "You too, did you hear that?"

Acintos gestured to his companions to carry the hook-nosed adventurer away, and gave a knightly salute:

“Since Mother Mia has spoken, there is no reason not to obey. But this matter is not over. Please pass on a message to that goddess: our chief god will be visiting her in person soon.”

The riot inside the store was easily suppressed, and Aqua was thrown into the kitchen by Mia.

The great goddess of water naturally snatched the plate from Liu's hand and skillfully washed it. After rinsing off the foam, she even habitually used her purification to absorb the water stains.

Noticing Ryu's gaze, Aqua glared at her and said, "What? You have a problem with that?"

The aloof elf blinked, her face filled with astonishment: "How skilled are you?!"

……

Xia Jia, who had watched the whole thing from the outside, slowly entered the store only after the farce had ended.

I casually ordered some snacks and desserts, and from time to time, I chatted with Seele, the lazybones who was passing by, about how to become a sea king.

After the shop closed, Liu wiped her hands and came out, and Xia Jia slowly got up to pay.

At the counter, Mia's mother looked at Xia Jia with surprise: "You gave too much money."

Xia Jia laughed and said, "This is to pay for the deity we met today."

Mia's mother, hands on her hips, said, "Oh, is that so? But that's still not enough. That idiot, he only worked for three hours and broke fifteen plates. He turned my five glasses of wine into water."

"Uh……"

At that moment, Liu suddenly appeared behind Xia Jia, and with a swift movement, pinched Xia Jia's ear and twisted it...

"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts. Let go, let go! You useless elf."

Ryu's face darkened: "I don't recall ever teaching you to pay for goddesses you don't even know. Also, hand over all your money. You casually spend tens of thousands of falies. Do you know how much Yuuki and the others earn in a day?"

Xia Jia was filled with resentment and almost blurted out in public, "I'm not short of money, I want to build houses with the hardest metal."

But then I thought, this is something I absolutely can't let the housekeeper know about, otherwise my good days are probably over.

Xia Jia flattered, "No, no, that's a deity I know. Since we've met her, I'll take care of her. I might need her help in the future."

Chapter 305 Only my godfather can save me.

The commotion in the restaurant caught the attention of Aqua in the kitchen.

She burst forth like a blue whirlwind, grasping Xia Jia's hand with a face full of emotion:

"I knew it! There must be a wise adventurer willing to help this elegant and beautiful goddess! Hey, young man passing by, are you interested in joining the Axis Cult? And what's your name? Could you write it down on this piece of paper?"

As Aqua spoke, she pulled out a piece of paper covered in writing from somewhere.

Although Xia Jia didn't understand what was written on it, it was obvious that it contained a whole bunch of unreasonable clauses.

He looked at Mia's mother: "Perhaps Liu is right. It was my mistake to help a god I don't know. In that case, I'll just cover the cost myself this time."

Ryu nodded in satisfaction when he saw that Xia Jia had suddenly repented.

Mia's mother looked at Aqua with hostility: "During your work period, your total losses amounted to 3 Faris. Adding the previous debts and deducting your salary, you still have to repay 4 Faris."

Aqua was stunned: "Why do I owe more and more money every month?! I want to quit, I want to quit!"

Mia's mother sneered: "Resign? Sorry, you have to work in the store until you die until you pay off your debts."

Xia Jia nodded and glanced at Liu: "At this rate, your accommodation and food expenses for tonight will also be added to the debt. In just a few days, the total debt will exceed one billion!"

Ryu's cheeks flushed slightly: "Well, not that many. It's only a few tens of millions..."

Aqua broke down: "Tens of millions? How could this happen? This place is definitely a rip-off, a rip-off! I'm going to report you to the guild!"

Mia's mother sneered, "Go ahead, everyone knows the name 'The Abundant Mistress.' No one will deal with your report. Because anyone who dares to meddle will get their head smashed into a pig's head by me!"

Aqua clutched her head and cried, "Aaaaaah, Kazuma, Kazuma, where are you? I want to go back! This place is too scary!"

After crying for a long time and seeing no response, I thought: Could it be that he has forgotten about me?

So, she immediately grabbed Shaga's leg and cried out, "Wow, you kind and handsome adventurer, please save me no matter what! I'll do anything you ask if you help me!"

Xia Jia and Liu exchanged a glance: "Plan works!"

……

The three of them left the tavern.

Aqua naturally walked towards the other side of Shaka.

*Slap!* Before she could take two steps away, Shaka's hand landed on Aqua's shoulder.

"Hey, this lost goddess, did you forget what you just said as soon as you left the house?"

Aqua broke out in a cold sweat and chuckled awkwardly, "No, no, I just don't know the way here, haha."

Xia Jia snorted coldly: "Behave yourself and cooperate obediently, and I'll make you suffer less."

"suffering?"

"Hmph, it's nothing, just a little blood and a little pain. I guarantee you'll enjoy it for a long time afterward."

"Eek—what, what do you want to do?" Aqua hugged herself tightly.