DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

His face contorted in agony, as if he'd eaten something disgusting. Then, a voice, brimming with wisdom and tearing at the heart, echoed from the sky:

"Aa ...

A star flashed across the distant horizon, followed by the fall of a wise young woman.

"You! You! You! You! You! Don't come any closer!!!"

Without a word, Kazuma Sato took off running. His feet were raw from running, but the streak of light still hit him squarely, dragging him for a full 20 meters before finally coming to a stop.

Aqua released the divine power protecting her and immediately saw Kazuma, whose consciousness was blurred.

"Waaaaaaah, Kazma!! Kazma!!! What on earth is going on?! Why am I in the sky when I wake up?! I'm so scared! I'm so scared! Kazma!!"

Aqua's tears fell like rain, landing on the earth and even giving birth to life.

She shook Hezhen's shoulders violently and burst into tears.

"Stop, stop shaking me! You idiot, I'm going to throw up! Ugh!"

When Aqua arrived, Demeter felt as if her grace had gained another connection; this unfamiliar goddess before her seemed to share a familiar with her.

"Oh my, what incredible magic! Skipping the queue and summoning a goddess directly is practically cheating!"

Aqua turned around with teary eyes: "Who are you?"

Demeter smiled: "I am Demeter, it's a pleasure to meet you, my stranger, my friend."

Aqua wiped away her tears: "Oh, goddess? Go away, go away. I don't know where you're from in the countryside, but I don't have any money to lend you!"

A vein popped out on Demeter's forehead.

Kazuma punched Aqua on the head:

"Idiot! What are you talking about? Lady Demeter is a hundred times more sublime than you, a worthless goddess! The area of ​​her land alone is far beyond what a piece of trash like you, who only deserves to sleep in a stable, could possibly claim!"

"Apologize to me, you bastard!!!"

Aqua clutched her head, tears welling up again. She didn't care about being from the countryside, and complained:

"Kazuma! You're clearly my follower! Why are you taking the side of an outsider?! This big-breasted woman is obviously trying to curry favor with the great Aqua-sama so I can promote her!"

"Hmph, don't let my appearance fool you. In the realm of gods, I am a rare senior! You haven't forgotten, have you? Eris, who controls wealth, is my junior."

Kazuma Sato looked utterly devastated: "All I remember is that the money you even spent to register your adventurer information was given to you by Eris's followers."

……

Chapter 290 Aqua: I can return to the Celestial Realm using divine power? Yay!

Kazuma Sato's precise and heartfelt attack completely broke Aqua's defenses.

"Well, at least I got the money, right? Didn't I help you become an adventurer?"

Kazuma Sato: "If you say that carrying bricks, digging mud, and repairing walls on a construction site every day counts as being an adventurer..."

Kazuma thought about his current life and immediately smiled as he looked at Aqua:

"Ah, it seems you still don't know what happened. Baka Aqua, let me tell you, Kazuma-san has completely gotten rid of that damn Demon King and has chosen to live in another world again!"

"I have decided to join the kinship of that gentle, kind-hearted Lady Demeter over there, and stay in this world to contribute my light and warmth. As for the Demon King, please ask someone else to defeat him."

Aqua was stunned: "What?!"

Her not-so-bright mind paused for five seconds before she finally understood:

"Waaaaaah! Kawa-ma! You, you're going to abandon me! Abandon the Axis Cult and go to that woman's arms! Waaaaaah, no! No!!! Don't leave me!!!"

Aqua immediately became like a clingy leech, locking onto Kazuma's thigh!

Shaka, observing this scene from afar via [ST], was completely stunned.

"So you two have a family tradition of clinging to powerful figures, huh? All I can say is, your personalities are incredibly compatible. Kazuma's ability to travel through time is definitely a choice made by Steins;Gate!"

……

The settlement of the Demeter family.

In the divine room.

Kazuma nestled in Demeter's broad bosom, his face pressed against her softness, swirling a glass of wine in one hand, and looking at Aqua, who was kneeling on the ground trembling, with the eyes of a capitalist.

That's the situation, so do you understand?

"This world, though a garden for the gods to play in, with your personality, no adventurer would ever want to join your familia! If you want to survive, you'd better get to work!"

Kazuma Sato raised the corner of his mouth, took a sip of red wine, and said:

"Or, you could say, 'Ah, Kazuma-sama, I'm willing to be your dog, woof woof. I'll listen to Kazuma-sama in everything from now on! I'll even earn money to support Kazuma-sama.' Then I might reluctantly take you in, how about that?"

Demeter flicked Kazuma with her finger: "You must respect the gods."

Kazuma Sato showed disdain:

"What goddess? She's nothing more than an 'object' that I mocked relentlessly during my reincarnation and forcibly dragged down to the mortal realm!"

Aqua exclaimed, "That's too much, Kazuma! Have you forgotten our week-long revolutionary friendship?"

Kazuma Sato: "I don't want to mistake sleeping in the stables together for friendship!"

Aqua stared at Kazuma with a grief-stricken expression and disbelief, but suddenly a brilliant idea flashed through her not-so-bright mind:

"Wait, wait a minute, you just said that the gods of this world seal their divine power. What would happen if they used their divine power?"

Kazuma Sato hadn't yet realized the seriousness of the situation: "Then of course we should return to the realm of the gods."

"Oh ho!" Aqua's expression instantly became incredibly arrogant: "Returning to the realm of the gods!!! Doesn't that mean I won't have to live in the stable with you, you shut-in, anymore!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Sato Kazuma exclaimed in alarm.

Before he could stop it, a golden beam of light shot into the sky.

Aqua, seeing the divine power erupting from her body, burst into laughter, clutching her stomach.

"Hahahaha! You wretched NEET, you can stay here and enjoy your otherworldly adventure! Lady Aqua is going back to the realm of the gods to continue being my goddess!!!"

Goodbye! No, goodbye forever! Hahahaha!

With a whoosh, the golden beam of light vanished.

……

A huge golden hole was left in the ceiling of the living room.

Demeter covered her face and said, "Little Kazuma, repairing the villa will cost a lot of money. What are you going to do? Although I am your god, I am also in a difficult position to deal with such a problem on the first day."

Kazuma Sato, his face ashen, said, "I understand. I'll take responsibility for the compensation."

Demeter looked at Kazuma with concern: "Rebuilding a house like this will cost hundreds of millions of Faris. Just so you know, a novice adventurer's party earns about 2 Faris a day."

Sato Kazuma was defeated.

With a somber expression, he left Demeter's embrace and silently went to the place where Aqua had returned, slowly extending his hand:

"What a joke! You left without permission, and now you've caused me such a loss! If you won't help me pay back the money, who's going to let you off the hook like this!"

"Come back to me!"

"I choose you! Aqua!"

Clang...

The divine starlight appeared again, and Aqua experienced another freefall from the sky, landing precisely and gracefully face-first into the hall.

Kazuma skillfully moved to the left the instant Aqua landed, dodging the falling blue figure.

He slowly turned around, looking at Aqua with a devilish smile:

"Long time no see, Lady Aqua!!! I have some bad news for you! Because of your unauthorized actions, don't even think about escaping my grasp until you repay the money you spent on damaging the manor!"

Having finally recovered from her second freefall, Aqua saw Sato's gloomy and ferocious grin and instantly broke down...

"No, no! Kazma!!! Please spare me, please spare me!"

……

Orario.

A group of adventurers and gods stared blankly at the commotion outside Orario.

"Hey, a god just descended. Wasn't that right?"

"Yes, that's right."

"And then, just 15 minutes later, she was returned?"

"seems like it."

"now what?"

"She came down again?"

"OK."

"Do you think this is reasonable?"

"But, perhaps, they are not a god?"