DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

Kazuma murmured, holding a document: "The Loki Familia? The two kings of Orario, with more than nine Rank 9 adventurers in their party..."

Eina explained, "The Loki Familia rarely recruits members from outside the family. They didn't even recruit the elites from the school district this time. I didn't expect them to extend an invitation to you."

Kazuma Sato carefully examined the document containing basic information about the Loki Familia. He casually asked:

"Hey... what kind of person is Loki?"

Eina thought for a moment: "Red hair, squinty eyes, flat chest, a strange tone of voice, slightly lecherous, always saying things like, 'The children of the clan are all part of my harem!'"

"Ugh..." Kazuma Sato immediately showed a disgusted expression: "Isn't this exactly the same as that unscrupulous captain I know?"

"Commander? Which commander? Does Mr. Kazuma have any familiar clans?" Eina asked curiously.

"The Astrea Familia".

"Oh, Lady Astrea! So Mr. Sato and the leader of the Astrea Familia are acquaintances! But why didn't the Astrea Familia send an invitation?"

Kazuma Sato replied with a lazy emoji: "What do you think?"

“Uh…” Eina seemed to have figured out the reason.

"Hey, why are you looking at me like that, like I'm scum! Let me tell you, Kazuma-sama isn't the kind of person you think he is!"

Eina chuckled awkwardly, "Oh, not at all. I just think that as expected of Lady Astrea, she is truly insightful!"

"Isn't this just saying the same thing?!"

"hehe."

Kazuma Sato certainly wouldn't give up on choosing a powerful kin based on such a simple reason.

He knew perfectly well that he was able to travel to this world thanks to Shaka's magic. Since he could only stay in this world for 8 hours, joining other clans would definitely lead to some leaks of Shaka's information.

Therefore, it's best to find a clan that Shaka can defeat, and whose members won't be affected even if they are exposed.

He set the Loki Familia aside, gave it a quick look, and then filtered out the remaining commercial and production-related Families.

He's here for adventure, not for blacksmithing or alchemy, so there aren't many remaining clans to choose from.

Kazuma Sato picked up a document depicting a clan with a sun emblem:

"The Apollo Familia... the sun god, huh? They're powerful gods in mythology. This seems pretty good. They have a lot of members, and the highest combat strength is level 3. One more small fry like me won't matter. Even if I disappear for a few hours, no one should care."

Eina looked at Kazuma with a strange expression:

"that……"

"Any questions?"

"It's nothing. Lord Apollo really likes handsome boys like Mr. Kazuma. You two would be a perfect match. Shall I invite Captain Hyacinthus in?"

“Wait a minute…” Sato Kazuma caught the disdain in Eina’s eyes: “When you say you like boys, do you mean the literal meaning?”

"Yes, what's the problem?"

"Ugh..." Sato Kazuma felt a slight itch in his anus, as if he had eaten something dirty, and threw the Apollo Familia paper on the ground.

"I...I'll choose another one. How about this Ishtar Familia?"

Eina's expression turned strange again: "That's the family that runs the Pleasure District, one of the wealthiest families in Orario."

"Happy Street?"

Eina said dismissively, "It's just a place for male adventurers to relax and have fun."

"Oh, this is good! This is good!"

"Have you decided yet?"

"Wait!" Kazuma Sato, having learned his lesson, said, "Let me see the leader of the Ishtar Familia. With such a thriving business, she must be a beauty."

Kazuma Sato poked his head out of the doorway, gesturing for Eina to point out the members of the Ishtar Familia.

"That big sister with long orange hair and a broad mind, she must be the captain of the Ishtar Familia. Hehehe, she's my type! A lady like that would never want her husband to lose his job!"

Kazuma Sato focused his gaze on a mature woman in a formal dress.

"Fool, that's Lady Demeter. Can't you even recognize the aura of a god?"

"Oh, is that the aura of a god? Sorry, I've been so used to being with Aqua that I didn't quite catch on."

Kazuma Sato continued scanning the area and casually asked, "Where is the leader of the Ishtar Familia? A madam like that should be easy to find."

Eina pointed to the toad sitting in three chairs, looking imposing: "That's Frini, the leader of the Ishtar Familia, the 'Man Killer'."

Kazuma Sato stammered, "A heartbreaker... Sorry to bother you!"

Chapter 288 Kazuma's Abilities

"Why do all the gods look like this?!"

It seems that only now does Kazuma Sato realize what a great loss it was to lose the opportunity to join the Astrea Familia.

Back in his seat, Kazuma Sato reviewed the information about his clan once more.

The overall level of Orario is not high, excluding the few clans listed on the official website.

Only the 'Modi Familia' and 'Manny Familia' are mid-tier factions with level 3. They are the elves and dwarves who pursue Eina.

But Kazuma just had a fight with the families of those two guys, so wouldn't it be asking for trouble if he joined them now?

Like the Astrea Familia, the Ganesha Familia did not send Kazuma a recruitment invitation, and Kazuma was not going to join the Hephaestus Familia.

So the only remaining option is the Hermes Familia.

"Regarding this clan... intelligence indicates that the leader is [Omnipotent] Asphi. They primarily engage in trade activities outside the city and rarely linger within it."

go out?

Kazuma Sato shook his head. Traveling as a merchant would pose too great a risk of exposure. Staying at the base would allow him to use the excuse of being used to living alone.

He stared blankly at the sea of ​​company resumes, feeling that there was something wrong with whichever one he chose.

"If all else fails, then we'll just take Takemikazuchi. After all, he's a native god of Sakura Province, which is called 'Far East' here, right? Or, we could just join Loki and take shelter under his big tree."

While searching, Kazuma Sato suddenly remembered someone, and he looked at Eina:

"That orange-haired goddess you mentioned earlier, is she also here to recruit me for the guild? Which familia does she belong to?"

Eina tilted her head: "Lady Demeter is in charge of agriculture. She has a large vineyard outside Orario and usually takes care of the vines. She is not an exploration-type familia."

Kazuma Sato: "So, she's here to recruit me?"

Eina flipped through the files: "Right, she did send me some information."

Kazuma Sato took the document:

The Demeter Family

Guild Leader: Persephone. Level 1.

Group members: Fast... (5 people in total)

……

"This is good!" Kazuma nodded in satisfaction.

"Didn't you say you didn't like producing clans?"

"Don't get me wrong, I just really like eating grapes! Besides, everyone else is a clan leader, but she came to invite me in person. Considering her sincerity, I'm going to choose her!"

Kazuma Sato looked serious, his five fingers moving rhythmically!

He simply wanted to taste the goddess's grapes, to see if they were soft, sweet, and juicy!

It's definitely not because I'm infatuated with that huge vineyard.

Eina was speechless...

After confirming several times, she led the goddess Demeter into the room.

"Oh my, what a cute little guy! I heard you even rejected Loki, but you want to join my sister's kin! I'm so happy!"

Demeter pulled Kazuma into her arms.

In an instant, Kazuma's entire body relaxed, and his eyes began to glaze over:

Hehehe, this is a truly authentic isekai (otherworld) story! What about Aqua? Pshaw, even if she wasn't wearing pants, I wouldn't be interested in her at all!

Mr. Sato was so overwhelmed with happiness that he could not extricate himself.

"Hey, take your clothes off."

"Wow, so fast? I, I'm not ready yet~~ Heh."

Whoosh, Kazuma Sato had stripped completely naked, leaving only his shorts. He continued…

"Well, no need for pants, come turn around." Demeter turned Kazuma's body around, revealing his back.

She pierced her fingertip and bestowed divine blood upon it.

Grace's panel appeared behind Kazuma...

After she took the parchment from Eina, her ability values ​​were successfully replicated.