DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

"It's not a medical miracle! It's Yui Nyanta! Is Miss Pochi the legendary cunning cat?!"

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry!"

"Stop arguing! Come on, I've redeemed a guitar cane sword for you! Come with me!"

Xia Jia smiled like an aunt, thinking to herself, "So social anxiety can only be cured by social anxiety. Boqi will definitely be able to join the ranks of battlefield musicians soon and provide us with even more powerful background music."

There are only two players left.

Just as Shaka had predicted, Kidd did not choose to enter the game easily. Instead, he chose to join the game with Kazuma Sato, whom he had been looking forward to for several seasons.

But to Xia Jia's surprise, Sato Kazuma was not quite what he expected; he stood there calmly without saying a word.

"you……"

Xia Jia was about to say something.

Right in front of the two girls, Kazuma Sato slowly unbuckled his belt.

"Goo-hey!"

"Hmm?" A bad feeling rose in Xia Jia's heart.

"Guhahahaha, huh~~, hahahahaha! Just as that kid Sora said! This game can actually recreate my second brother! My spirit! Animal-eared girl! Another-world beautiful girl! And the other-world fantasy adventure with Grandpa Shin! This time I can definitely start over in another world!! Here I come!!! Wuhu!~~~~"

Kazuma trembled with excitement, his face flushed, his fingers flying across the keyboard as he threw his head back and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, cough cough cough, hahaha, cough cough cough cough cough cough!"

Just as Shaja felt as if he was about to run out of breath, a flash of starlight appeared.

Kazuma vanished from the spot...

"Huh? The magic has stopped?"

Xia Jia was completely bewildered.

This is the first time that someone has forcibly triggered a network interruption due to excessive excitement.

Why are you so excited, kid?

It seemed he needed to calm down for a while; otherwise, logging back in would likely result in another forced disconnection. Thinking this, Xia Jia temporarily cut off He Zhen's login access.

“That was…” Sinon and Asuna shrank back, as if they were a little scared.

Xia Jia shrugged: "Don't worry about it. There are always some players with ridiculous ideas. You'll get used to it."

Asuna looked around warily, her gaze finally settling on Shaka: "Hey, do you know where my friend... Usazawa Fukamoto is?"

“Usagi Fukano?” Xia Jia tilted her head.

"Who is that?"

Chapter 266 Congratulations to the first 'lucky group member' for winning the 'dump truck'!

Sakura City, suburban area, No. 666, Baoyan Road.

In a dimly lit room, Kazuma Sato, on his deathbed, suddenly sat up.

He removed his futuristic helmet, revealing dark circles under his eyes, and he was breathing heavily.

"Damn it, what a lousy server! My internet connection dropped in less than two minutes! Ugh, this game is garbage!"

He glanced disdainfully at the helmet beside the bed, hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't forget the beautiful girl in the game.

Damn it, there were four female players logging in with him? Good heavens, that kid Xia Jia is enjoying being surrounded by beautiful girls every day!

No way, I have to cling to Sato's coattails! Let's fire the first shot in this other world!

He struggled to reach his sinful hand towards the helmet, as if he were always trying to resist the urge to rub the glue, but unable to defy his body's instincts.

He excitedly put his helmet back on.

drop--

A crisp notification sound rang out.

A prompt box with a line of crimson text appeared in front of Kazuma Sato's eyes:

[The player's physical condition is extremely poor and their emotions are highly unstable. Please adjust your condition and try logging into the game again in 2 hours.]

If you have any complaints, please keep them to yourself.

"Fuck!!!"

Mr. Kazuma flew into a rage, ripped off his helmet, and threw it to the ground.

He seemed to recall the anger he felt when he was downloading educational materials and was deceived by a few seconds of preview, only to find out after he was about to finish that the 24GB of resources he had downloaded were actually all Calabash Brothers!

He stood on the bed, holding his head in his hands:

"That damned Xia! Show me some humanity!! What do you mean by emotional instability and poor physical condition! I just went seven days and seven nights without sleep and achieved the [Monster Hunter] full weapon graduation achievement. What do you mean by poor physical condition?!"

"Look! I can still jump, I can still stand on one leg like a golden rooster! I can still spread my wings like a roc!"

Suddenly, Kazuma, who was maintaining the White Crane Spreads Its Wings pose, stopped abruptly.

"That's a bit silly. He can't see anyway, oh well, never mind."

He touched his stomach...

I'm a little hungry. Let's go to the convenience store and buy some snacks.

With that thought in mind, he put on his sportswear, grabbed his keys, and went out.

The streets of the countryside are very quiet, and at night they are pitch black, with only a few streetlights and fireflies for decoration.

Kazuma walked quietly with his hands in his pockets. Perhaps due to the excitement and the subsequent drop in adrenaline, he felt a little drowsy.

When Kazuma arrived at the intersection in front of the convenience store, which was 2 kilometers from his home, he suddenly felt a blindingly bright light flash in front of his eyes.

He painfully covered his eyes, and through his fingers he saw a girl being illuminated by the beam of light, her shadow stretched long by the light.

"That's my high school uniform."

Having not slept for seven days, his vision blurred under the bright light. Although he couldn't see clearly what was in front of him, his brain had already filled in the missing parts.

A crossroads, a young girl, bright lights... plus the roar of an engine in the air.

This is……

"A moment for the hero to save the damsel in distress!"

Mr. Kazuma, of course, wouldn't just stand by and watch the girl be crushed by the dump truck. Without thinking, he rushed out and his wicked hands landed on the girl's buttocks.

"ah--"

He heard the girl's scream and collapsed to the ground, completely losing consciousness.

He thought to himself, "Ah, it seems the story of the hero and the real one has come to an end. Before he died, he was able to save the life of an innocent girl. Mr. Sato's life was not entirely without value. It's just a pity that he didn't get to play that game that Old Demon Xia was so raving about. What bad luck."

"Ah, anyway, I don't want to die..."

……

Consciousness descended into chaos.

He vaguely heard people surrounding him, followed by blinding lights and faint laughter.

……

When he woke up again, he found himself sitting in a chair in complete darkness, with footsteps behind him.

An elegant and cool voice came from behind:

"Mr. Kazuma Sato, welcome to the afterlife. Just now, you unfortunately passed away."

……

the other side.

The Mansion of Stardust.

Xia Jia stared blankly at the familiar President Ya in front of her.

"Usagi Sawa Fukano? Who's that?"

In his memories before his time travel, Asuna didn't recognize this character. Could this be a later, supplementary story?

But Asuna clearly wouldn't give up so easily:

“Usagi Fukano, it’s Fukano. She told me she was participating in a test for a full-dive game.”

With tears welling up in her eyes, she said, "I finally managed to get a spot in the lottery."

Usagizawa Fukamoto is her best friend and classmate. For Asuna, who has always been perfectly molded by high-pressure education, Usagizawa Fukamoto is the one who led her into the world of games.

As the top student in her grade, she is both Asuna's academic rival and her best friend who secretly plays games with her in her spare time.

Recently, this best friend became obsessed with the closed beta of a brand new full-dive game, but unfortunately, Asuna didn't get the chance.

Feeling that her best friend was starting to ignore her and become addicted to games, Asuna tried all sorts of ways to get a test qualification.

Finally, today, she received a notification from the game's official team and received the game helmet in the evening.