DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

"Kato, Kato! When did you get here?!"

Ms. Kato smiled and said, "What are you talking about? Natsu-kun, didn't we come back together? Also, you can call me Megumi."

"Yes, that's right. Miss Ghana's skills have improved again. Congratulations!"

"mo, is Meiku Mi (Hui) Da You."

Shaka chuckled, "Hehe, I know. Isn't this your 'role'? Compared to Kato-san, who looks like a high school student but is actually a phantom thief, I prefer Kanas-san, who suddenly appears from time to time."

"You have no idea how envious Lord Shadow is, he's practically crying with envy."

Ms. Kato puffed out her cheeks, but quickly calmed down.

It seems like even a passerby like myself has a role to play.

Okay, I'll forgive you for now.

After making a joke, Xia Jia took the opportunity to ask, "Xiao Hui, it's quite late, aren't you going home? You probably didn't go to school today either, won't your family worry?"

Kato Megumi curled up on the sofa, took a bite of the fruit platter, and then...

"Daiyo, anyway, my sisters won't leave me any dinner."

Uh……

"So? You're here to freeload?"

"No, that's not true~↘"

Kato Megumi looked up at Shaka and said:

"Hey, Natsuki. You said... after Ms. Miyano was arrested, did her sister become a single person?"

“Yes.” Xia Jia took a sip of coffee.

"So, I'd like to ask the leader, what will become of Ms. Miyano's sister? It must be very painful for her to be in that kind of organization."

Chapter 254 Assistant, you're committing a crime!

Shajia was taken aback by what he heard.

"What do you want to do, Ghanaian Assassin?"

Could it be that Kato Megumi can no longer suppress her undercover spirit and wants to take the initiative to enter the brewery to rescue the little girl who has been imprisoned?

Kato Megumi said calmly, "I'm just worried about her. The sisters must have a very good relationship."

Shaga thought for a moment and said:

"You're right. If I knew my sister was dead, I might have tried to commit suicide by taking pills. But now... if I'm arrested, and the sentence is lenient, I might still have a sliver of hope."

Kato Megumi asked curiously, "What about Ms. Miyano?"

Makise Kurisu took a sip of coffee and said calmly, "The lightest sentence would be more than ten years. In Ms. Miyano's case, the amount involved is huge and it has resulted in deaths, so the probability of life imprisonment or the death penalty is very high."

Xia Jia shrugged: "You know, if someone hires a good lawyer for her, she might be able to get out in ten years. What? If you want to help her, I can introduce you to a lawyer."

Kato Megumi was taken aback: "Is this even allowed? Are we helping criminals?"

Shaka, however, didn't seem to care:

"Catching bad guys is something that can be done out of a sense of justice. In daily life, deciding whether someone has made a mistake and what punishment they should receive is the job of judges and lawyers. As long as the process is followed, even if they are acquitted in the end, I will not express my opinion."

"These are the rules of this world, Xiao Hui. We are both the servants of the goddess of justice and the defenders of order. Since you've joined Earth Online, as long as you follow the rules of the game, there won't be any problems."

Kato Megumi thought to herself, "Just as Rikka said, the little leader is very young, but she has the mind of an adult."

"If it were Lord Shadow, he would probably just follow his own heart."

Xia Jia added, "So, he went to jail, and I got someone to bail him out!"

If we had to compare, Conan seems to be pretty much the same: trespassing, vandalizing crime scenes, intentional assault, damaging public facilities, illegal eavesdropping... Conan isn't exactly a good guy either.

Therefore, Xia Jia really didn't want to get involved in trivial matters.

Seeing Kato eating the fruit platter bite by bite, showing no intention of going home, Shaka knew that the child was probably still worried about Haibara...

Therefore, Shaka had no choice but to tell Kato Megumi the information he knew.

Upon hearing the news...

Kato's eyes widened: "Transformation, transformation potion? So the elementary school student in the suit who was kidnapped by the bandits that day was actually that famous detective?"

Shaka hummed in agreement: "Not only that, but ever since that guy shrunk, the timeline has become messed up, and he also possesses a special 'Grim Reaper' constitution that brings death wherever he goes. If he weren't part of their team, he would have a very high chance of becoming either the murderer or the victim."

Shayu brought over some tea and snacks, adding, "I see. That's why the High Priest sent me to Beika High School. Kudo-kun hasn't been to school for a long time."

"However, I remember Conan lives at Ran's house, right? They're childhood friends, isn't that a bit inappropriate?"

This news is so explosive that even Miss Saint showed her facial expressions in shock!

Xia Jia quickly pulled out her phone and snapped a photo.

"what are you doing?"

"I'll make a quick note of Xiaohui's unusual change in expression."

"Deleted."

"No."

"Hmm~"

Xia Jia, hiding her phone, felt the soft touch of Ms. Kato on her arm and chuckled:

"The assistant I mentioned before, the one who found Doraemon, is this researcher. I predict that she will take that drug and escape soon."

"Really?" Xiao Hui sat up straight again, leaning against Xia Jia's body.

"Ah, after all, it involves the A drug that causes timeline chaos. If it can be combined with a time machine, it might be able to stabilize the changing world line."

Xia Jia shrugged: "But if she knew that we sent her sister to jail, would she hate us?"

Kurisu Makise crossed her arms and looked at the documents in her hand: "There's nothing we can do about it... After all, they are criminals who are already suspected of being sentenced to death, aren't they?"

……

the next day.

Xia Jia stretched, feeling refreshed, and slowly opened her eyes.

"Oh, good morning..."

A familiar voice reached his ears. Suddenly, he froze:

"Christina, no, assistant, why are you lying in my bed?"

"What are you saying? We've been married for so long." Makise Kurisu blushed. "Also, I already said I don't want Gatina anymore."

A momentary lapse in judgment made Xia Jia feel as if she had traveled through time.

"Marriage? Me? I'm 14, I'll be 15 in a month. Marriage? When?"

While Shaja was still in her own CPU, determining whether she had been attacked by an unknown force, she was in a coma for several years before regaining consciousness.

The bedroom door was violently pushed open.

The other Makise Kurisu was panting heavily, glaring angrily at her assistant on the bed:

"What are you doing?!"

"Tch, looks like there's no time left. In that case..." The assistant on the bed suddenly leaned forward, wrapped his arms around Xia Jia's neck, and brought his moist lips close, leaving Xia Jia's mind blank for several minutes.

"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you—" Makise Kurisu, standing at the door, was completely stunned, her face turning red all the way to her neck.

Three seconds later, she snapped her fingers, and the assistant's body on the bed began to slowly fade.

The assistant, blushing, glanced at the bewildered Xia Jia and said haughtily, "No, don't misunderstand, I was just trying it out!"

She coughed, struck a chuunibyou pose, and rolled her eyes:

"Ha...haha, so Xia-chan's first kiss will be mine, D-na-da!"

Leaving those words behind, she vanished...

Shaga blinked, then a sudden flash of lightning struck the back of his head, and he stiffly turned to look at his official assistant, who was now steaming in the doorway:

"Then, that's your future doppelganger?"

"Yes, so what?"

"Then why did she do that?"

"How would I know? I don't understand the future either."

Xia Jia said anxiously, "We need to figure this out, otherwise your abilities will be seriously compromised!"

Makise Kurisu's eyes were already swollen like mosquito coils: "I, I think maybe, probably, perhaps, there's no problem."

"No, no, no! Assistant, I suddenly feel there's a huge problem here! What kind of girl would do this to a minor boy? This is a crime!"

Xia Jia stroked her chin, then suddenly realized, "I understand! Assistant, you actually secretly liked me, so we became a couple a year later, and that's why things turned out this way!"

"No, no!" Makise Kurisu clenched her small fists in protest.

"Then tell me why."