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"Enemy attack!"

Upon seeing this, Cecil roared, "You!!! Do you want to tear down my shop?! Put that dangerous thing away right now!"

She had seen the large firecrackers that Xia Jia had researched; they weren't very lethal, but they were more than enough to blow up a gate!

"Ugh, what on earth happened?"

Shaka clutched his dizzy head, slowly stood up, and swayed after taking a few steps; that last sway had almost killed him.

Upon closer inspection, one could see the wary black cat, the Dekomori lying on the ground, Cecil covering his face, and Astraea covering her mouth and chuckling.

At this moment, Dekomori also got up from the ground, patted his newly clean clothes, and then pointed at Shaka, questioning him:

"This is divine punishment, death! Abandoning their own Servant and taking in some thieving bastard from who-knows-where, they must receive Thunderhammer's retribution, death!"

As Tushou spoke, a line of blood remained on his bright red nose, clearly indicating that he had just landed face-first and was seriously injured.

"Ugh...it hurts so much!"

Before he could even be cool for two minutes, Tokumori was already squatting in a corner, covering his nose and wailing.

"So..." Xia Jia covered her head, "What exactly happened? Can someone explain?"

“Oh, really.” Astraea covered her mouth and said, “That kid just got a new weapon, so he’s gotten a little carried away.”

Cecil seemed helpless against Dekogami and dared not look at Shaka.

Once he regained his senses, Dekomori stood up again and went straight to the giant golden warhammer, bending down and straining.

"So this is death, Dekomori is gaining the recognition of a brand new Noble Phantasm, death, Gate Master who betrayed the contract, become the sacrifice of my Noble Phantasm! death!! Thunder... waaaaah..."

Despite his best efforts, Tomorrow could only lift the hammer handle a little bit, his whole body swaying and unsteady, yet he still wanted to swing the heavy hammer.

That warhammer, entirely yellow, was a full 1.5 meters long, and its shaft was thicker than a tree that two people could encircle. Even a powerful warrior like the Defiant Guardian, who had been granted a special privilege, could not easily wield it.

"Ah, now I know what's going on." Xia Jia covered her face and angrily ruffled Tokomori's hair: "You bastard, stop this already!!!"

"Ugh, it hurts so much! It hurts so much! Let me go, it hurts so much!" Dekomori loosened his grip, and the hammer handle fell to the ground with a loud thud.

“Cecil!” Shaga shouted.

"Hi!"

"Really, how could you give such a dangerous thing to a child like that!" Xia Jia scolded helplessly.

Undoubtedly, Cecil unconditionally fulfilled Dekomori's request in order to please the new member, and Shaka was able to conjure up that scene.

While Dekomori was explaining his chuunibyou (delusional) self-indulgence, Cecil kept modifying the weapon, completely disregarding whether Dekomori could actually use it.

As a result, Shaka became the first casualty of the Dekomori, who could barely wield his weapon...

"Seriously, my head is still buzzing..."

The main issue is that, as an NPC, how can you just give out rewards randomly? At least let Tokugawa complete some tasks before giving him the weapon...

I don't even have a weapon myself!

Xia Jia gets jealous, and you can't appease her.

"I'm sorry." Cecil apologized frankly, but there seemed to be no remorse in his eyes; in fact, he seemed to feel a little pleased...

Just as Shaka found a chair and sat down, Kuroneko and Dekomori started arguing on the other side.

"In any case, one should apologize for doing something wrong. The Descendant is not feeling well right now, is he?"

"It's none of your business, you philandering cat, to interfere with death! My bond with the GM will not be shattered by this hammer!"

"You felt it too, right? Even in a game, it's not something to joke around with. If you get hit on the head with a hammer, even the best friendship would probably collapse in an instant."

Dekomori glared angrily, took a step back, and assumed a fighting stance: "Words are useless, Death! Since that's the case, then we can only decide the victor through strength, Death!"

The black cat took a step back: "What?! What do you want to do?"

An astonishing aura exploded from Dekomori, who bent her arms and raised them, her back to the black cat, assuming a hammer-wielding stance...

"Explode, reality!"

"Hiss, such powerful demonic energy..." The black cat retreated.

"Shatter, spirit!"

"Ee--" Infected by the power of the king, the black cat also hurriedly assumed a fighting stance.

"Banish this world!" As the incantation of Dekomori ended, an invisible aura enveloped the blacksmith shop.

then……

The little girl's battle has begun...

"Ding ding ding, qiang qiang qiang." Tu Shou manually added the voiceover.

The two passed each other, striking a suggestive pose.

As the battle escalated, the two lay on the ground like maggots, rolling around as if mimicking aerial combat.

Cecil's eyes widened: "What are they doing?"

Shaka covered her face...

Astrea almost couldn't help but laugh, explaining, "Don't mind it, this kind of entertainment is quite popular among the gods... you can think of it as fashion."

“That road is more or less!” Cecil was impressed but didn’t understand.

What mischief are you up to, Astraea?!

Shaka stared wide-eyed at the goddess, then hurriedly stopped Cecil, who might be assimilated, and asked, "Never mind them for now, tell me, what did Dekomori do today?"

When asked the crucial question, Cecil's face fell.

"Nothing much. I was just dragged around to eat a bunch of delicious food, then I touched all the weapons in every weapon shop, the tailor barely made me a strange outfit, and I even used a slide tackle on other mercenaries."

"Although that guy used this as an excuse, saying that we broke his hand and demanding compensation, I exposed his plot and he slunk away."

"As for the impolite thing of pulling a passing orc or elf and asking to touch their ears, it's not worth mentioning."

"The rest of the time she's still bothering me, asking me to play that thing for her... Oh, the 'Greedy Blue Moon' game?"

"It's the Mad Moon Thunder Hammer death!" Dew Guardian's head suddenly popped out, gently stroking Shaka's head.

Shaka felt a little relieved; Dekomori was still a good kid, but...

"Where's the black cat?!"

"Hmph, a mere half-demon, that kind of thing is no match for the Thunder Hammer Warrior!"

At this point, the black cat was already covering its face and rolling around on the ground, screaming and crying.

Ha ha……

Xia Jia's lips twitched. Although she had been brainwashed by chuunibyou for a while, did she only feel ashamed after she came to her senses?

As expected, even a socially anxious person like Kuroko is too weak against a real socially terrorist from the chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) group.

However, one of Cecil's remarks made Shaga somewhat uneasy...

"The mercenary you're talking about, is it the bald, one-eyed guy with a face full of scars?"

Chapter 22 Ability Update, Constant Anchor Point

“Bald?” Cecil recalled for a moment: “Mercenaries all look like that, but I can’t quite remember.”

"And... I spent the whole day wiping that little brat's butt, I didn't have my mind on anything else."

Suddenly, Tushou chimed in, "Master is right, Death! That mercenary's arm is teeming with dark energy. If the seal is broken, the world is doomed!"

Shaga understands the situation.

He probably saw the bandage on that guy's hand, assumed he was one of their own, and went up to greet him...

However, the way Dekomori greeted them probably seemed more like nitpicking to the mercenaries.

Cecil, reminded by Dekomori, seemed to recall something as well, resting his index finger on his chin as he reminisced:

"Speaking of which, they seem to be transporting something extraordinary. Such a large box, wrapped in black cloth, all mysterious. Is it some kind of high-level monster's loot?"

Xia Jia frowned, sensing that something bad was about to happen.

The black cat leaned closer and overheard what was going on, then whispered, "The mission?"

"I'm afraid so." Xia Jia patted his face, his head starting to throb. "Alright, we'll investigate tomorrow. Let's call it a day for now..."

With that, Shagara took Dekomori and Kuroneko to the backyard, asked the goddess to update their stats, and then announced the end of the first test.

"Don't go back to Death! Dekomori hasn't defeated the Demon King yet, and the information on the invisible boundary line hasn't been fully gathered! It's impossible to return to Death now!"

"There's nothing I can do about it. My magic has reached its limit, so let's call it a day." Shaga crossed his arms and snapped his fingers casually.

"The world has rejected me!"

As the incantation to dispel the curse was chanted, Dekomori and the black cat's bodies turned into golden particles of light and dissipated.

After the spell was broken, Shaka let out a long sigh of relief and checked the time...

"At 2:30 pm, this magic will last for about 6 hours, with a large amount of it being consumed by maintaining the portal between realms."

"It seems that if we want to increase the number of players, we need to keep the hole connecting the world constant first."