DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

"Could it be that you are all real big shots, and I'm the only one putting on an act?"

Shaga shrugged. "I'm not pretending anymore. I'm laying my cards on the table. You're the only mortal, the Dark Flame Master!"

Xia Jia looked at the melodramatic special effects that seemed to be a graphics card switching animation and explained with an air of self-righteousness:

"The Evil King's True Eye. It can pull all individuals with the same conditions into a specific illusion space, and it will be triggered when the chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur) surges."

"Commonly known as graphics card switching."

Yuta breathed a sigh of relief, "I see, then it's alright..."

Bullshit! Why didn't I notice this before?

Xia Jia looked helpless: "You must be wondering why you didn't notice before, right? Actually, I've said it before, tennis players are all superpowered, but you didn't believe me."

Shichimiya moved a trash can, stood on tiptoe, jumped onto the vending machine, put her hands on her hips, and shouted, "Hehehe, I'm actually a real magical girl!"

Yuta was shocked again.

"Nichihahaha!" Shichimiya Satoh laughed heartily, her legs gave way, and the vending machine began to shake.

Shaka remained calm, leaped up, caught Shichimiya, and casually delivered a chop to Shichimiya's head.

"What kind of magical girl are you? Have you ever seen a magical girl who needs a trash can to climb up two meters high?"

"Hehe. A hug from the Descendant~."

Shaka grumbled, then casually pointed to a pink-haired creature passing by:

"A magical girl should at least be like this pink-haired girl over here! Look at the taut muscles on her forearms, and those powerful thighs... Huh?"

As she was speaking, Xia Jia turned back with a startled look in her eyes.

A pink-haired passerby, with a peach-shaped steamed bun in her mouth, tilted her head and said, "Hello, I'm the magical girl Chiyoda Momo. I've already retired."

"Why did a magical girl actually appear out of nowhere?!"

Chiyoda Momo, munching on a steamed bun, said matter-of-factly, "I saw the news that a disaster had occurred here, so I came to check it out. I also bought some peach-shaped steamed buns while I was at it."

The real purpose is probably behind that.

Xia Jia didn't know how to complain, but there was only one thing she had to do now.

He expertly pulled out his phone, pulled up the chat group number, and said obsequiously:

"Um, Ms. Tao, this is my business card. Would you mind joining our group? We're all partners in protecting street safety, so let's communicate more often."

"Aha……"

"As a membership fee, I can offer you a limited-edition coupon for [Tomo Sakura Sauce] every week."

"Ok, no problem!"

Watching Xia Jia skillfully add people to the group, Yuta Togashi felt a slight pain in his right hand.

Ah, this world seems to have broken down.

He suddenly covered his arm and shielded his eyes with his other hand: "Ah, haha, the time has come to break the seal on the Dark Flame Dragon sealed in my right hand."

"Let the world turn to ashes in the dark flames."

"Click—" The camera shutter clicked.

The pitch-black flames made his whole body stiffen.

Xia Jia grinned like a clown, holding up his phone with the flash going off wildly.

"Oh no, the company is dead again."

Chapter 155: Murdering Qingmei with Tianjiang and Seizing Insurance Claims?

"Hehehe. As expected of the Evil King's True Eye."

As Liu Hua chanted a long verse, a massive city rose from the ground, its center radiating dazzling golden light before exploding.

The world returns to normal, and the noise of passersby fills the air.

Rikka held the umbrella high in the sky, and the Evil King's True Eye shone with golden light.

"It's over." Xia Jia sighed, marveling at the terrifying extent of the chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) realm.

In terms of sheer chuunibyou power, I, the Descendant, declare you the strongest!

"Hmph, the Evil King's True Eye is the strongest!" Having suppressed all her opponents, Rikka raised her head, declaring her status as the leader.

The black cat was indignant. Despite having gained extraordinary power, it was completely outmatched in the battle.

Girl... compared to Rikka, you're just a weakling at the third level of intermediate power.

……

Photo studio.

Everyone was clamoring to borrow clothes, but with Miss Saori, a big shot in the industry, none of that was a problem.

Xia Jia found a chair and sat down, while Saori sat down to the side by herself.

Xia Jia took a bottle of iced cola from his pocket, handed it to Saori, and clinked bottles together:

Do you want to become a superhuman?

"May I also?"

"Of course! I have high hopes for you."

precocious.

This is everyone's first impression of Saori.

At 15 years old and 1.8 meters tall, he's practically a giant compared to the black cat!

Furthermore, by simultaneously maintaining the personas of a young lady and a traditional otaku, there is a chance to awaken a clone-type magic, which is also an ability related to accelerated growth.

She's like a blind box containing a grand prize luxury villa.

Xia Jia was very much looking forward to seeing how Saori would reveal her talent for rapid development.

only……

"You're a rich girl, right? Will your family agree?"

Saori was taken aback, then chuckled awkwardly:

"If Father knew, he would definitely agree. When a family's social status reaches a certain level, it will inevitably know some things."

"That's it."

Xia Jia clinked glasses with him again, saying, seemingly casually:

"Next time, let Kirino join us too?"

"what?"

"You're the administrator. You also have the right to add people."

Saori was silent for a moment, then smiled broadly: "...You're being so nice to me, do you want me to join your harem? Ah~ How embarrassing~."

"certainly not."

"Could it be that he has taken a fancy to Tongtong?"

"That's even more impossible."

The sun gradually sets.

After finishing her book signing event, Kasumigaoka Utaha returned with autographed books, and everyone borrowed a photo studio for a group photo.

This offline gathering is basically over.

……

Tram station platform.

Shaga gave each of them a "paralysis badge".

"Gadget acquired!" Rikka exclaimed excitedly.

"Hey, Captain, I want the ring." Shichimiya said angrily, looking at the black cat's fingers.

"I'd prefer a gun, a Mauser would be best," Yuta suggested.

"Hey, Kuroneko-san, aren't we going back together? I want to visit Kuroneko-san's house!" Kitagawa Kaimu complained.

"Solve our problems as soon as possible," Sakurajima Mai said, rubbing her chest.

"See you next time," Kato Megumi said calmly, waving goodbye.

After recording everyone's shipping addresses and promising to send the helmets out as soon as possible, Shaka shared the contact information of her biggest find – Magical Girl Momo – with everyone.

"If you encounter danger, you can contact her. The only offering is [Tomo Sakura Sauce]."

As the sun set, Xia Jia saw each of the group members off onto the tram.

Shichimiya habitually nudged Shaka's nose, causing the black cat to bristle, and then nudged the black cat back.

The way you're acting... it sounds like you're trying to please the main wife! Girl, you were here first!