DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

The group of brutish underlings standing before him suddenly hugged their comrade, tears streaming down their faces, and shouted:

"Ah, my dear Galad, there's something I've kept in my heart for a long time, and now I have to tell you: I love you! Your delicate chrysanthemum makes my heart flutter so much."

"You are my one and only, darling. Look at me, forget worldly prejudices, and be with me!"

It's hard to say how many people were forced into this situation, or how many went with the flow.

The person being hugged looked utterly dejected.

"Yo yo check it out, Chrysanthemum Terrace, you shine the brightest. Ask me if I want it, you say yes, no."

"Bucikaci, Bubukaci".

"Tianqing Pharmacy has gone bankrupt! Mihe ran off with his mistress! The employees are forced to auction off their medicines to pay their wages. Huge sale on medicines today! 20% off everything!!!"

Even more extreme cases involve bending over, exposing one's buttocks, and shouting when confessed to.

"Please whip me!"

When Chanis saw this scene, he was completely shocked:

"What have you all done?! What have you all been doing?!!"

After roaring, he also spoke in a strange rhythm:

"That bastard, that idiot, they actually messed things up for me. I'm such a fool."

This scene was precisely captured by Shaka's Mirror of God.

Bert's lips twitched violently as he watched the scene, and he took several steps back in disgust. He didn't want to get involved with this group of blatant gay men.

Even if I see it, I feel that my eyes have been defiled and are dirty!

A moment later,

Just when Chanis and the others thought it was over after dealing with the rules, the fourth rule came into effect.

[No erotic content allowed!]

In an instant, the entire Soma clan's style changed.

Everyone present heard countless notification sounds in their ears.

[The Soma Kinkaku, numbered... eliminated, eliminated, eliminated.]

Countless elimination sounds echoed through the forest.

In just a moment, all the members present were eliminated, leaving only Chanis.

"It's over, it's over!"

No lewd content allowed, whether it's the viewer or the viewer, whether male or female; all such content will be counted.

The Soma Familia instantly lost all its cannon fodder, leaving only Chanis '1'.

The score at this point

589:650

The tables are turned.

Chanis looked at the ever-falling points, a resolute glint in his eyes, and then he looked up to meet the fierce wolf's gaze.

"I originally wanted to meet you as an ordinary person, but it seems that's not possible now!"

He tossed his long hair, looked at the setting sun on the horizon, and felt a pang of sadness.

Originally, they thought they could save face by adding a trick in the dark, but now, in order to prevent their points from being deducted further, they have no choice but to do this.

Finally, Chanis adjusted his glasses and then placed his hands on his waistband.

With a swipe, the pants fell down, revealing a pair of red panties printed with a falcon pattern.

Bert froze, his mind going completely blank.

He, what is he going to do?

You pervert, don't come any closer!

"good chance!"

In an instant, Chanis drew a magic sword and unleashed a fiery ray at Bert. He then quickly stepped forward, bent down, grabbed the white box, and ran.

As he ran, Chanis used his middle finger to shield his glasses. The sunlight made it impossible to see his expression, only a tear welling up in the corner of his eye.

He ultimately abandoned his elegance and chose to compromise with reality.

Caught off guard, Bert blocked the flames and took two steps forward, only to see that the other party had already taken the box. He could only scoff and turn away.

Compared to the Guardian Cards, seeing this bunch of monsters is really unacceptable; it's better to go back sooner rather than later.

……

the other side.

That's it, Chanis executed the rap instruction.

He reported the enemy's movements to the air force.

Shaka and Yuki, spewing gas, hopped all the way to the edge of the forest.

"This is it."

Shaga checked the map; this was a location guarded by a guardian.

Shaga maintained her frog-jumping posture, looked around, and then met the gaze of a figure doing the same frog-jumping.

"What a coincidence, you do frog jumps too?"

"Yeah yeah!"

The two of them bounced at the same pace.

"Oh! Are you here to participate in my trial?" Tiona asked, jumping up and down with her hands behind her head.

Xia Jia also jumped up and down to answer, "What are the trial contents?"

"I want to hear tales of heroes! I want ones I've never heard before!"

hiss.

Shaga gasped. This trial seemed easy, but it was actually not that simple. The innocent and lively Amazon girl in front of her was a fan of heroic tales on par with Bell. Where was she going to find heroic tales that Tiona had not heard of?

"What should we do, Kazuya?" Yuki paced back and forth, turning in circles, her face full of tension.

Xia Jia's eyes flashed: "I guess I can only rely on my old skills?"

"What?"

Improvised... no, copied on the spot!

Xia Jia curled the corners of her mouth, finished her frog jumps, put her feet together, and squatted in her spatial bag, saying:

"I wonder if you've ever heard the story of Finn Deem, the second-generation leader of the Finana Knights..."

"Captain?"

"Not that 'hero,' but the light of the dwarf race from two thousand years ago. It also includes his unknown love story!"

At that moment, from the other side of the forest, an Amazonian woman exuding murderous intent rushed over with astonishing speed, grabbed Shaka by the collar, and said with a fierce look in her eyes:

"Let me hear the commander's romantic tales... no, his heroic stories too!"

Are you a dog? How can you smell something from this far away and come all the way here!

Xia Jia shifted her gaze, gesturing for Yuki to go around behind her, and then began to speak slowly.

"2000 years ago... monsters were still ravaging the ground, and the Knights of Finana were still under the rule of the Kingdom of Gomark... the Sword of Contract... a backstab in the moonlight, the dwarf race was wiped out, Finana died... the second leader, Dim, changed his name to Finn, and overthrew the empire with a bloody revenge."

"The beautiful Amazonian princess, with her body, soothed Captain Finn's extinguished heart..."

Tio interrupted, looking shy, "That Concubine must be a gentle and virtuous woman like me!"

"Yes Yes."

Tiona urged, "Hurry up, hurry up, what's next?"

Shaka patted Tiona on the head and concluded:

"Later, he unleashed a peerless spear thrust, creating the 'Footprint of Courage' that now connects to Orario."

[Ding, the Guardian Trial "Great Severance" is complete.]

[Ding! The Guardian Trial "Ferocious Wolf" is complete.]

……

"Oh no!!! Oh no! You attacked me from behind!!" Tiona looked at Shaka with a mournful expression.

"What's wrong?" Xia Jia asked, looking confused.

Theo stood with his hands on his hips, looking at Theona with an expression as if she were an idiot:

"Her trial was 'One, two, three, freeze!' So, if she got tapped on the back of the head, she lost."

Xia Jia was stunned: "Then what about the heroic tales you mentioned before?"

Tiona scratched the back of her head: "Hehe, that's what I wanted to hear myself."