I, the leader of the esoteric sect, am doing great things in the infinite world!

Everyone was silent now.

The Fools' intention was like a fool pretending to be confused while carrying dung and begging for a rap; now someone has punctured this gold-leaf dung.

"Alright, now that we've finished talking about Mondstadt, let's talk about Inazuma." Li Lin's mouth was dry from talking, so he lowered his head and licked the lady's shiny forehead. The taste of ice element was really good. "Then the Fatui enter Inazuma to support the Evil Eye on Umijima Island. Is this the final moment?"

“That’s definitely not it,” Ke Qing denied. “After all, the legendary Inazuma’s Mitake Narukami Headmaster’s Palace has the power to create thunderstorms that surround the archipelago. With her in charge, there’s no need for us to take action.”

“That makes sense,” Li Lin nodded in agreement. “But given Lei’s intelligence, I don’t think she’ll be able to process it.”

The crowd had become numb; after all, not everyone dared to point fingers at the gods of a neighboring country.

"So, in the third step, if the Fatui Enforcers infiltrate Liyue through the Northern Bank and use that to release Oser, would you smash the Jade Pavilion now?"

“But that’s just speculation—” Ningguang retorted, “Besides, the Jade Pavilion is trying to protect the people of Liyue, isn’t this just shooting themselves in the foot?”

"You see, Keqing can be killed with a slashing motion, it's just a bit more complicated," Li Lin said. "So what counts as the final moment? Wanmin Hall? Heyu Tea House? Adventurers' Guild? Wangsheng Hall?"

“But you don’t need to worry, after all, I’m here.” Li Lin smiled smugly, “because I am the partner of justice.”

"We shouldn't be afraid of any difficulties we encounter; we should face them with a smile." Li Lin's sunny smile suddenly disappeared, revealing a sinister face. Fortunately, the audience was already prepared for this kind of sudden change of heart. "If anyone dares to create difficulties for me, then I will have no choice but to dig out his shit with Pu Yuan."

Li Lin looked around, satisfied with the angry but speechless expressions of the crowd: "Trust me, I will measure the length of your rectum and a one-handed sword."

Mr. Li released his grip on the woman's neck and walked out the door with a leisurely air.

Just when everyone thought he was gone, Li Lin suddenly pushed the door open again and, with unimaginable speed, snatched the strange long knife from the debt collector who had spoken earlier and stabbed it into the debt collector's buttocks.

Caught off guard, the debt collector collapsed to the ground.

Li Lin stepped over the debt collector who was lying on the ground convulsing, and smiled coldly: "The sky has a furnace, the earth has metal, and your buttocks have a knife."

213 Great Poets

Li Lin didn't get very far.

Rather, it's more accurate to say that in front of the leaders of Liyue, Mondstadt, and Winterfell, he openly slurped up a woman's hair like instant noodles and caused a scene in court. No normal person would let him go.

The Thousand Rock Army rushed up, but gasped when they saw Li Lin. They quickly retreated at the same speed, fearing that the petty Master Li would settle scores with them later.

They already know Li Lin's methods by heart and don't need to experience them again.

The arrogant Knights of Favonius and the Fools, who were guarding outside, didn't realize that the Thousand Rocks had already turned and retreated when Li Lin was already standing in front of them.

The Fools, charging at the forefront, swung their weapons, only to find their hands empty as they struck.

Li Lin snatched the lightning elemental hammer from the Fool's advance team member, tripped him, and shoved the purple hammer into his buttocks in full view of everyone.

Incidentally, it's the thicker end.

"Aaaaaahhhhhh—" The strong Fool's advance team member convulsed on the ground.

"hiss--"

Everyone present was terrified.

Not far away, the advance team of the Fools, carrying muskets, gritted their teeth, raised their rifles, and before they could even light them, Li Lin, who had been squatting on the ground working, appeared in front of them.

The advance team member had a gun, and he also had an empty butt.

Undoubtedly, Li Lin also snatched the musket and stabbed it into the buttocks of the musket vanguard, causing excruciating pain to emanate from the lower body of the Fool's vanguard.

In a sense, the fools with muskets were luckier than the fools with hammers, because the barrels of muskets were much thinner than those of hammers.

However, it could also be said that he was more unlucky than the Fools with the hammer, because the barrel of a musket was much easier to pass through than a hammer.

The crowd hurriedly retreated, but the Jade Capital Platform was not very large. As people in front retreated, others behind pushed forward. In despair, a Knight of the West Wind watched helplessly as he was pushed to the front of Li Lin.

The poor fellow thought he could save himself by throwing away his sword, but Li Lin was faster than him.

At this moment, the leaders who were holding a meeting in Yuehai Pavilion hurriedly ran out and stood on the Yujing Platform, staring dumbfounded at the unfortunate men lying on the ground on both sides of Li Lin, groaning in pain.

The vast majority were Fools and Knights of Favonius, with a small number being Thousand Rocks who hadn't gone far.

Li Lin always treats everyone equally in this regard.

On the bright side, at least Liyue can claim to be the victim.

Li Lin silently stepped over those pale buttocks tinged with blood, disappearing from sight.

"So who exactly is he?" Yura crossed her arms in dissatisfaction. "I'll remember this grudge."

Ningguang glanced at Yura and sighed softly.

"You'd better not say that to his face."

"Why?!" Yura's face darkened further. "Could he be some kind of immortal, or a member of the Rock God's familiar?"

Ningguang, Keqing, and Ganyu all turned to look at her, each revealing a meaningful smile that sent a chill down Yura's spine.

"W-what's wrong?"

......

On the other side, Li Lin found Zhong Li.

He did want to try putting the Piercing Rainbow Spear where it was supposed to go, but unfortunately Zhongli was not someone Li Lin could defeat now.

The main problem is that doing this kind of thing before even obtaining the Heart of God is somewhat counterproductive.

"Do you know where Osser is being held?" Li Lin asked bluntly.

Inside the restaurant, storyteller Tian Tiezui was fanning himself with a folding fan as he recounted the story of Li Lin, embellished with artistic license.

Upon hearing Li Lin's question, Zhong Li's hand holding the teacup trembled: "So you're finally going to make a move against Ausel?"

Li Lin asked in surprise, "You also want to dig up Ausel's ass right in front of Ba Che?"

Oser, the Whirlwind Demon God, was once the overlord of the sea and rivaled the Geo Archon. He even nearly stole the tower in Liyue while Morax was fighting other demon gods.

Such a powerful demon god, once he dies, his lingering resentment and power will instantly erupt, sweeping across the entire seas of Liyue.

The Rock King Emperor's posture was far superior to that of the Thunder General. He naturally knew that Oser could not be killed, so he threw down a rock spear to suppress him. Over the course of a thousand years, the rock spear continuously wore down Oser. After so many years, even if Oser once possessed immense power and wisdom, he would now be nothing more than a mentally challenged person who could only babble.

Of course, as a powerful demon god, Oser could not fight alone.

In the past, Oser once possessed a vast aquatic retinue. Even now, his wife—and last remaining member of the retinue—[The Whirlpool's Aftermath] Báche still lingers endlessly in the outer seas of Liyue, attacking the Liyue navy with hatred in hopes of loosening the seal and rescuing her master and husband.

Zhongli silently pulled a handkerchief from her sleeve and wiped the tea that almost spilled from the corner of her mouth.

"What exactly do you want to do?"

“I have a way to eat Osel,” Li Lin said.

Zhongli dipped his finger in the tea and drew a circle on the table. A dim golden light rose from the ground, blocking the prying eyes and eavesdropping of those around him.

"I am not friends with Ausel, but even so, I admire his spirit of fighting to the death." Zhongli praised Ausel as usual.

Naturally, as is customary, the next step is "but".

"However, if you can resolve this hidden danger without harming the Liyue sea area... it might not be a bad thing."

Zhongli tapped the table with his finger, a barely perceptible smile appearing on his face.

For thousands of years, the demon gods and monsters within the territory of Liyue have either been killed outright, their lingering resentment gradually weakening under the daily extermination by the Yakshas, ​​or suppressed, their intelligence and power greatly diminished in the process of wear and tear, until the endless sighs merged into the depths of the earth's veins.

Currently, the only remaining Daedric beings in Liyue, aside from Maxius, who belongs to the Geo Archon's faction, are the cockroach-like Oser.

As the Geo Archon, his only concerns, besides whether the people of Liyue could stand on their own, were the still-living Ocel.

After a moment, as if he had made a decision, Zhongli put down the teacup in his hand.

“If you can truly devour Oser, then I will naturally abdicate and offer up the Heart of God.” Zhongli smiled. “So, are you willing to sign this contract with me?”

“Okay.” Li Lin nodded. “Bring me the contract.”

On stage, the storyteller continued to recount the story of the savior Li Zhenren with dramatic intonation.

"The arrogant young master of the Fools, who killed and set fires at will in the streets of Liyue and no one dared to stop him, bumped into the Savior of Suffering, dressed in white dragon attire, at a corner."

"The compassionate Savior of Suffering spared the young master's life and wished to take him in as a protector against demons, so that he might cultivate the righteous path from then on."

"But who knew that the young master was deeply demonic? In order to protect the people of Liyue, the Savior of Suffering did not hesitate to use thunderous means with a compassionate heart, sacrificing his cultivation to eliminate the demon on the sea of ​​Liyue."

"That's exactly it—"

Tian Tiezui slapped the wooden stick.

"With one thought of compassion, all dharmas vanish; all immortals in the ten directions are at ease. The True Man opens the Heavenly Eye with wrathful eyes; the Heavenly Lord lowers his brows to reveal divine craftsmanship."

"The earth and mountains are all pure land, and all beings in the sea of ​​suffering have found their home. The wondrous appearance of understanding the causes and conditions is boundless, and universal salvation brings abundant blessings to all people."

214 I think Oser is lewd, what's wrong with that! —Li Lin

Oser was sealed in the deep sea by the Rock King Emperor at that time, and the rain of rock spears piled up to form the towering rock peak of Lonely Cloud Pavilion.

Foreigners who don't know the intricacies might mistake this for a famous historical site and insist on taking photos here, only to be driven mad by the Demon God's Regret and end up feeding Kelvin.

Since we want to solve the problem of the Vortex Demon God Oser once and for all, we have to communicate with the Liyue official team.

Perhaps because of Li Lin's infamous reputation, the General Affairs Department provided a solution as quickly as if it were diarrhea, and Mond and Winter, who had originally come to discuss matters, were reassigned to be observers.

This time, the people of Mondstadt and Zhidong were very cooperative, even more so than the Liyue General Affairs Department, as if they were afraid that Li Lin would not create enough atmosphere for him and that Master Li would chase after them to go abroad.

In just two hours, Li Lin, the savior of suffering, gained the title of "suppressor of the sea and demons." Although the real savior had not yet arrived, the Liyue Harbor docks were already bustling with gongs and drums, firecrackers, crowds, and red ribbons waving.