I, the leader of the esoteric sect, am doing great things in the infinite world!

Afei stared wide-eyed at the boys and girls, some noble and aloof, some charming and cute, some sweet and beautiful, and some youthful and carefree, and his heart couldn't help but flutter.

After they walked down the long street, Li Lin turned around and looked at A Fei, who seemed lost in thought: "How did it feel?"

"Although they are all beautiful, I still can't forget Lulu." Afei's face showed some pain. "What should I do?"

Li Lin gasped, taking a deep breath. This kid is so young, yet he already has the air of a sycophant!

Given time, even Tom, Boiling Sheep, and Two-Faced Turtle will have to admit defeat.

A fierce glint flashed in Li Lin's dark eyes: This boy is terrifyingly powerful; he must not be allowed to live!

Having made up his mind to nip the future Teyvat sycophant king in the bud, Li Lin smiled kindly and said, "This is normal."

"Really? I thought I had some strange disease." Afei breathed a sigh of relief.

"No, this is your problem. Reopen it as soon as possible," Li Lin thought indifferently.

200 cases of licking dogs biting people

At this moment, Zhong Li walked briskly from the dock, and when he saw Li Lin, he walked even faster, as if he wanted to settle accounts with him.

Seeing Zhong Li's unfriendly expression, Li Lin quickly coughed, his expression becoming melancholic and profound: "That was a long time ago..."

Afei's attention immediately shifted to Li Lin, and Zhong Li, who had been walking briskly, unconsciously slowed down.

"I was once a famous adventurer on the continent of Teyvat, and I once went to a place called Green Grassland."

These two absurd place names, when put together, sound perfectly natural in Li Lin's mouth.

"There I met a friend named Boiling Sheep, who fell in love with a girl named Pretty Sheep, but Pretty Sheep didn't like him because she preferred another smarter and more clever boy."

Zhong Li, who had intended to have a serious talk with Li Lin, stood not far away and fell into deep thought upon hearing this, while A Fei's eyes gradually lit up.

Isn't this just him, Lulu, and Xiaomeng?

Thinking of this, a look of melancholy returned to Afei's face: "That Boiling Sheep will probably end up all alone, just like me, only able to watch Lulu and Xiaomeng..."

"Poke it."

Li Lin shook his finger: "In the end, Boiling Sheep spent the rest of his life with that boy named Happy Sheep."

"...?"

Zhong Li, who was listening nearby, had an increasingly strange look in his eyes.

He wanted to say something to stop Li Lin, but he didn't know how to start, so he could only watch as Li Lin began to brainwash A Fei with fallacies.

"So why are you so fixated on Lulu? Isn't Xiaomeng your childhood sweetheart?"

Li Lin relentlessly and earnestly tried to ruin you: "Think about it, don't you love eating lotus pods the most? Every time Xiao Meng gave you lotus pods to eat, every time you played together, you walked hand in hand under a sky full of stars, and when you turned your heads during the cicadas' chirping on summer nights, didn't you see each other's faces?"

"Did your heart flutter at that moment?"

Ah Fei wanted to explain, but didn't know what to say: "But, but..."

"You're trying to say this kind of feeling is wrong, right? You're wrong. Liyue Harbor is an open and inclusive city, and what you two have is pure friendship. Who can criticize you? Women only affect the speed of your masturbation, but good brothers will come over in the middle of the night to 'suck'—"

"In short, go and find your good buddies without worry. You're a big kid now, it's time to put on your nice clothes, put on your best makeup, and go play with your friends."

Li Lin patted A Fei's head like a kind old grandfather, giving him a few buffs, and watched him go far away.

"You rascal..." After A-Fei left, Zhong Li gave Li Lin a strange look, "Aren't you afraid they'll really cause trouble?"

"What's there to be afraid of?" Li Lin shrugged. "I'm not gay."

If all else fails, we can use the Soul-Stealing Curse to change their sexual orientation, and we can use forging techniques to change their physical gender. They are all esoteric practitioners, so don't be so rigid about gender. Can't non-human beings spend the rest of their lives together? Is desire such an inconvenient thing?

“That’s incredibly foolish of you,” Li Lin said, one hand in his pocket. “Let me tell you a story.”

“If it’s a gay story, forgive me…” Zhong Li was about to refuse when Li Lin began to talk on and on.

"In a certain world, the immortal beings who possess power must pay a heavy price to enjoy normal heterosexual love, because their shared desires will cause unbearable consequences for the world."

Li Lin held up one finger: "Imagine what would happen if Heavenly Principle and an being of the same level had offspring?"

The world's power will be divided, and more unpredictable phenomena will emerge.

Even more terrifying is that the bloodlines of the immortals are powerful, and their offspring will be even more powerful... Over time, the number of these beings, who were originally at the top of the pyramid, will actually exceed the number at the base of the pyramid.

Therefore, the Law of Heavenly Calamity, which restricts them, was born.

The giving birth of power is forbidden, dangerous, and uncontrollable. After they give birth, their desire shifts from procreation to consumption. Both parents are consumed by this consuming desire, but the mother is more so.

Because the mother is always closer to the delivery bed.

This craving for claypot rice can be temporarily suppressed by external forces, such as by praying to the flower maker Sichen and then drugging oneself. However, this can only serve as a placebo. Whenever the drug's effects wear off, they will fall back into this crazy desire to steal their own sweetheart.

Those immortals who successfully devour their own offspring will be relegated to the status of vampires—Soquiyant, Empsa, Aluka, or, in other words, true progenitors.

This is a harsh path that Li Lin must face, even if he is not so willing to. If he does not want to be swallowed up by Oripathy, he can only become a Knower or even an Immortal at a faster pace. But if he becomes an Immortal, he will not be able to celebrate the New Year.

Of course, Li Lin would never consider the possibility of engaging in gay or lesbian relationships. As someone who follows the principles of casting, he would address this issue openly and honestly.

Li Lin sighed, clenched his fists, and looked up at the sky: "I will make sure this sky can no longer block my view, I will make all the gods and Buddhas vanish into thin air..."

Before he could finish speaking, a thunderbolt struck the distant sea.

Li Lin, who had been full of confidence, suddenly looked disgusted: "So stingy."

Li Lin cursed inwardly that the night watchman had a small anus.

......

On the other side, Lulu and Xiaomeng, who had been waiting for a long time, finally saw Afei running over, panting.

"Afei, why are you so slow? Honestly." Lulu smiled, pursing her lips, and casually tiptoed to look behind Afei. "By the way, where's that big brother?"

"He's gone," Afei answered honestly.

"Gone?" Lulu frowned, her gaze towards Afei growing increasingly disgusted, her tone becoming indifferent. "Oh, well then. It's a pity we can't play the game anymore. Xiaomeng, let's go."

The little boy next to her, wearing glasses, scratched his head: "Isn't this a bad idea..."

"What's wrong with it?" Lulu pouted. "Do you want to play with Afei?"

"That's not what I meant." Xiao Meng looked at A Fei with difficulty.

Witnessing all this, Afei suddenly found courage from who-knows-where, rushed forward, and grabbed Xiaomeng's hand.

"What...what do you want to do...?"

“Let’s go, Xiao Meng.” A Fei’s expression was somewhat hazy under the night sky. “Do you remember that secret base? I… I have something I want to tell you.”

"What secret base? What other secrets are you keeping from me? Hey!" Lulu suddenly realized that things seemed to be getting out of her control.

"Hmm." Xiao Meng swallowed hard. He suddenly felt his heart racing and was pulled away by A Fei without resistance.

On the dock, only the dumbfounded Little White Lotus remained standing there.

Did the simp bite someone?

The sudden addition of people to Star Cluster 201 left me dumbfounded.

After finishing the grilled squid in his hand, Li Lin went to Yan Fei's law firm.

“I won’t go in with you.” Zhongli stood behind him with his hands behind his back. “After all, it’s not appropriate to see the old friends inside right now.”

Grandma Ping is different from the three immortals of Jueyun. Her immortal title is Gechenlang City True Lord. She often wanders around the streets of Liyue and may have seen Zhongli's identity.

Do you know how embarrassing it is to meet someone you met online in person and have your identity exposed?

"Is there any possibility..." Li Lin began.

“Absolutely impossible.” Zhong Li turned and walked away quickly. During this time, he had vaguely figured out how to get along with Li Lin, which was to not respond to Master Li’s words.

Surely, no matter how powerful Li Lin is, he couldn't possibly catch up to me and preach his crooked and evil ways in my ear... right?

But is it that I've forgotten something?

When Zhongli arrived at the entrance of the Hall of Rebirth and saw the maidservant, who remained silent as always, he raised his hand and slapped his forehead with a hint of annoyance.

Previously, Li Lin had left him at the dock, where he was surrounded by a group of angry fishermen. Fortunately, the scoundrel from the Northern Bank arrived in time to pay the bill and get him out of trouble.

Zhongli originally wanted to have a serious discussion with Li Lin about this matter, but unfortunately, Li Lin's sudden buffs made him forget about it.

Li Lin not only caused immense mental distortion to the young, devoted follower A Fei, but now he can also deliver a devastating blow to the minds of bystanders, which is truly astonishing.

Zhongli shuddered; this was the first time in six thousand years.

......

The most prestigious law firm in Liyue, Smoke & Crimson Law Firm, appears to be just a rented room on the second floor of Smoke Cloud Slope. It looks quite low-key and unassuming, with only the lanterns and signs hanging at the door proclaiming its identity.

Yanfei explained this by saying that the rent was cheap.

In any case, the law firm is actually just her alone. Those who come because of her reputation won't care about the glittering exterior decorations. On the contrary, Yan Fei's abilities will make them realize that this is the low-key "foundation".

Li Lin strode forward, intending to push open the door.

Despite applying force with his palm, the door remained completely still.

"Hmph, trying to stop me this way?" Li Lin chuckled, walked to the side, stood on tiptoe and grabbed the bottom edge of the window, barely managing to peek out and try to see what was inside.

The lights were on inside, but no one was there.