I transformed into a cute girl and lived a carefree life in the apocalypse.

"Tell me carefully, what aspect of your grandson is worthy of our Zimo? He's a typical toad lusting after a swan!" Yan Shan sat down directly opposite Qin Tianhai, his words extremely impolite.

"Hello, Uncle!"

Ye Qianxue greeted him sweetly, and Yan Shan nodded kindly, then glared at Yan Zimo fiercely, meaning that he was always causing him trouble.

"I'm fucking—" Yan Ziming cried out in his heart, "I'm just here to eat! What did I do wrong?!"

When Qin Tianhai saw Yan Shan arrive, his tone became somewhat more aggressive:

"Go away, go away! I'm talking to Zimo about something, what are you doing, you old hag, babbling on and on!"

Qin Tianhai showed no mercy to Yan Shan either, and the two faced off like old rivals, neither willing to give in.

"Hey! Senior Tianhai, Uncle Yanshan, stop arguing, have a cup of tea first, let's talk this out!"

Mu Mu hurriedly stepped in to mediate, pouring each of them a cup of tea. If these two were to fight here, the impact would be on a completely different level compared to what she and Yan Ziming had caused.

Besides, these two people are over a hundred years old combined, why do they speak so aggressively? Shouldn't people of this age speak more calmly?

"I don't care, your grandson can forget about targeting Zi Mo. If I find out, I'll break his legs!" Yan Shan downed the hot tea in his cup in one gulp and said angrily. There was a reason why he was so opposed.

If his niece were a normal girl, Yan Shan wouldn't have reacted so strongly. Qin Tianhai was also his old friend of many years. Although they didn't get along very well, their decades-long friendship was genuine. If the other party really wanted to play matchmaker, Yan Shan might as well let Yan Ziming give it a try.

But most importantly, Yan Zimo is not as simple as ordinary people think!

Yan Shan knew her true background. He knew that Yan Ziming would never fall in love with a man in her life, so in his opinion, the Qin Tianhai thing was basically a failure and there was no chance of success at all.

However, Qin Tianhai didn't know all that. He only knew that Yan Shan had been belittling his grandson since the beginning, and as the grandfather, he naturally couldn't stand it. He slammed his right hand on the table, splashing tea everywhere.

"you dare!"

"Why wouldn't I dare? You've never beaten me even once, from the past until now!" Yan Shan said in a condescending tone.

"Bullshit! I saved your life during the Battle of Sichuan!"

"You're spouting nonsense! Why didn't you mention that I single-handedly fought two SSS-level mutated species back then? If I hadn't stopped them, you would have been dead long ago!"

"All that talk is useless. Let's see who can kill more S-level or higher mutant species in an hour. That's who wins."

"Come on then, are you afraid of me?! Zimo, you can all go back now. I'm going out to teach this shameless old bastard a lesson!"

They leaped into the air and quickly disappeared from Yan Ziming's sight.

After silently mourning for those mutated species for a few seconds, Yan Ziming looked at Ye Qianxue and Mu Mu, who were staring at each other in disbelief, and felt incredibly unlucky.

I was all set out to have a nice meal today, but what kind of crazy twist of fate led to this?!

"What are you standing there for! Eat!"

Yan Ziming's stomach was still empty; she was starving. She sat down at the table and started eating and drinking heartily. Ye Qianxue and Mu Mu sat on either side of her, silently picking up their bowls and joining Yan Ziming in devouring the food on the table.

"sister..."

"Let's talk after we finish eating!"

"Um... Little Momo..."

"You too, don't talk while you eat!"

"You've gone too far, haven't you?!" Mu Mu wasn't as easy to bully as Ye Qianxue. This little Mo Mo dared to talk to her like that; she definitely needed to be disciplined!

"Big sister, I'm begging you, I just want to have a proper meal, can we talk about it after we finish eating?" Yan Ziming was really afraid of Mu Mu. Today's events were all thanks to Mu Mu, and also to her mischievous younger sister who was always causing trouble.

So you're saying you find me annoying?

Sister, I didn't say that! How can your imagination be so vivid?! Don't just make up things I didn't say!

"No! It doesn't exist. Come on, open your mouth, ah—" To calm Mu Mu down, Yan Ziming specially picked up a piece of her favorite braised pork for her. Mu Mu immediately beamed and put it in her mouth with her chopsticks, leaving a few glistening bits.

"Lucky~ This way I can indirectly kiss Xiao Momo!"

"Big sister, I want one too!"

"Alright, you'll get your share."

Yan Ziming picked up another meatball and was about to put it in Ye Qianxue's bowl, but Ye Qianxue took the meatball in her mouth halfway through, rolled it around on the chopsticks a few times with her tongue, and then savored the food with lingering enjoyment.

"That way I indirectly kissed her too~"

[You must have indirectly kissed Mu Mu just now, right?]

Her saliva should have been covered by Mu Mu's when she picked up the food, so...

"Oh my~ I didn't expect my good disciple to want to kiss me indirectly so much~ You only need to tell me and I can kiss you to my heart's content~" Mu Mu, fearing that the world is not chaotic enough, exposed the truth that Yan Ziming wanted to hide.

Ye Qianxue's body stiffened.

"Ah—you idiot, eat your food properly!" Yan Ziming stuffed another piece of braised pork into her mouth to prevent the situation from getting out of control.

"Big sister... Qianxue is no longer pure..." Ye Qianxue looked at her with teary eyes, as if begging Yan Zimo to forgive her for being defiled.

Yan Ziming was truly speechless. Shouldn't a meal be a happy and harmonious occasion? How did it turn into a complete battleground for her?

"You should eat properly and stop arguing with me about strange things."

"But--"

"Eat!" Yan Ziming's tone became a little more serious.

"Woo..."

Ye Qianxue let out a mournful cry like a little squirrel. Yan Ziming forced himself not to look at her, otherwise he would definitely soften his heart again.

"sister..."

Just as she swallowed a mouthful of rice, Ye Qianxue spoke again:

"Hmm? What's wrong now?" Yan Ziming didn't turn her head, just kept eating. If Ye Qianxue continued to act unreasonably, she would have no choice but to leave these two rascals behind and find a place to have a proper meal by herself.

"what--"

Ye Qianxue picked up a large abalone for her, her big, watery eyes seeming to say, "If you don't eat it, I'll cry!" Yan Ziming had no choice; as the older sister, she knew exactly what her mischievous younger sister was up to.

She opened her mouth wide and swallowed the whole abalone meat in one gulp, leaving a glistening trail on her chopsticks for a few seconds.

"This is the last time," Yan Ziming said, chewing on abalone, her cheeks slightly flushed.

She was still a little shy doing this in front of Mu Mu, whose wolfish gaze made her feel uncomfortable all over.

"Hmm."

Ye Qianxue nodded like a chick pecking at rice, treating the chopsticks that Yan Zimo had put in his mouth as a treasure, licking them back and forth. Yan Zimo grabbed her cheek, stopping her infatuated behavior.

"Come here, little Momo, let me feed you too~ Ah—"

Yan Ziming dared not disobey, as she couldn't withstand Mu Mu's outburst. She simply swallowed it in one gulp. Then, Ye Qianxue, not to be outdone, picked up another piece for her, and Mu Mu followed suit, picking up a piece as well. As a result, Yan Ziming was fed without lifting a finger.

[Being fed by others doesn't seem so bad...] Yan Ziming thought contentedly, his eyes suddenly widening as if he found it unbelievable that he would have such a thought.

Oh no... I've been gender-bent again...

Yan Ziming shed tears, unable to hold back her emotions...

Chapter Eleven: Improvement in Strength

"Are you all full?"

"I am full."

"Uh-huh."

After some twists and turns, Yan Ziming and her friends finally finished their meal. Although the process was not ideal, they still managed to achieve their goal of filling their stomachs.

"Now that we're all full, let's... oh, we almost forgot our things."

Yan Ziming remembered that he and Jiang Lan had bought a lot of things while shopping, which were still left next door. He called Ye Qianxue over to help carry them, which drew Ye Qianxue's resentment.

"Big sister... did you enjoy shopping with that woman so much? Usually, when Qianxue asks you to go out, you don't even want to move."

Well, Ye Qianxue's jealousy has flared up again. Yan Ziming couldn't help but facepalm, not knowing how to explain it to Ye Qianxue.

"In short, I broke her things, and accompanying her shopping was the payment she made to me."

In short, it was concise and clear, leaving no room for Ye Qianxue to suspect anything.

Yan Ziming secretly praised himself for his cleverness.

Just as she was about to fool him, Ye Qianxue suddenly clapped her hands and said as if waking from a dream:

"Ah! That perfume that my older sister always wore when she came home late before was hers!"

Are you a dog?!

You can smell that!

"Big sister...?" Ye Qianxue approached Yan Zimo with a scrutinizing gaze.

There's no other way; since words can't solve the problem, we'll have to resort to violence!

So Ye Qianxue's face was pinched, and Yan Zimo's wicked hands rubbed it all over.

"Why are you asking so many questions? You and Mu Mu caused so much trouble today, you'll see how I teach you a lesson when we get back; Mu Mu, could you please give us a ride?"

"okay!"

Mu Mu wanted to visit Yan Ziming's house, so she simply tore open a spatial rift, embraced the two sisters on either side, and disappeared from the spot.