Entertainment: Start with Succubus and play Hollywood

The next day, early in the morning.

Meryl left the hotel with a smile on her face.

She could laugh at Nicholson for the rest of her life about that joke yesterday, and she would write it down on paper and bury it in his coffin after he died...

It was so hilarious, hahaha!

The crib was shaking so hard that I couldn't walk, hahaha!

My arms are weak and I can’t hold my little penis up, hahaha!

I dreamed that I became a"tadpole", hahaha!

Meryl couldn't help but laugh, and would laugh from time to time on the plane, making everyone around her look at her in surprise.

Damn Jack Nicholson, you embarrassed me, hahaha!

…………

"Damn it, Jack, what's wrong with your hands? I want you to grab Leonardo by the collar, not his waistband. Farke, you idiot, raise your hands!"

Martin Scorsese cursed angrily, not caring about the face of his old friend at all, because this is the third time Jack Nicholson has made the same mistake. Jack Nicholson looked sad and said to himself:"My mother is in trouble with the law. I also want to raise my hand, but it won’t obey my command!"

"Poof! Martin

, who was watching the show on the side, couldn't help but chuckle. Yesterday, he used his magic power to watch this old guy shake the bed for most of the night. I have to say, this old guy's perseverance is really good!

Of course, Meryl The"bad things" he did were also clearly visible to him.

After trying a few more times, Jack Nicholson finally decided to give up.

He said to Scorsese:"Old Martin, I'm sorry, I have a strained arm muscle. I may have to give up." rest for a day"

"Muscle strain?"

Martin Scorsese was stunned for a moment, then he thought about Meryl coming to visit his old friend and wondered if his old friend had played some new tricks with Meryl. He said with some dissatisfaction:"Just one day?"

"Yes, just one day!"

However, Jack Nicholson obviously overestimated his recovery ability. It was not until three days later that his hands regained the ability to move freely, but they were still sore when moving.

God knows how Jack Nicholson got through these three days. ——Especially eating and going to the toilet.

Soon, some gossip was spread to the media by the hotel waiter

"Jack Nicholson cannot take care of himself..？"

"You need the help of a waiter to eat, drink, and have sex, and you are specifically required to be a woman? ?"

"Could he be dying? ? ?"

The media reporters who received the news went crazy and rushed to the hotel where the crew was staying, fearing that they would have to attend Jack Nicholson's funeral if they were too late.

However, when Jack Nicholson appeared in front of everyone, he was very lively. Very, it didn't look like he was going to die at all, which greatly disappointed the reporters who came in a hurry!

"I'm fine, I'm not dead either! Who is it that provoked Fake to say that I am dead! ?"

"I just hurt my arm and can't move"

"What kind of (sexual) harassment? I just asked them to help me go to the toilet, and I paid for it!"

"Looking for a waiter? Frank, I won't let a man touch my penis."

"Damn, this wasn't a prank, I was really hurt! Martin can testify!"

"Martin, Martin, where is the man?"

In view of Jack Nicholson's past bad behavior, many reporters believed that this incident was another prank by this Hollywood bastard.

They published the incident and their speculations in newspapers.

Jack Nicholson was Sen was angry that a large number of people believed the reporters' speculations.

"Jack, don't be angry. At least the crew got publicity and"The Departed" became famous."

"Yes, your sacrifice will be remembered by all the crew members of"The Departed"!"

"farewell!"

"Frank, I'm not dead yet!"

Hahaha!

Martin, Leonardo, Matt Damon, and Director Scorsese all burst out laughing.

Scorsese said:"Old man, you delayed the crew for three days of filming. I'll make a fool of you." Not too much publicity, right?!"(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

What else can Jack Nicholson say?

"Well, just this once! Martin, you little bastard, this is all your fault!

Martin said with a serious face:"I'm thinking about a problem!"

As expected, Nicholson fell for the trick:"What?""

"Why doesn't anyone believe you?"

"Uh, why?"

"Let me tell you a story. The name of this story is"The Boy Who Cried Wolf". Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who went to the mountains to herd sheep every day. One day, he felt very bored, so he came up with the idea of ​​teasing everyone for fun. He shouted to the farmers who were farming down the mountain: The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming, help!……"

Martin is a great storyteller at creating atmosphere, which is Succubus’s gift.

Soon, a large group of people gathered around him, including director Scorsese.

The person involved, Jack Nicholson, listened especially carefully.

Outside the crowd, Director Scorsese’s assistant Allen couldn’t help but ask:

"Mr. Scorsese, there is such a big age difference between Martin and Nicholson, and Martin even cheated on Nicholson during the press conference, but why did Nicholson still have a good relationship with him? Scorsese told the truth in one sentence:"Because Jack, a bastard, likes to play with bastards.""

Look at the guys who had the best time with Jack Nicholson -

Marlon Brando: Hollywood's most famous asshole[]

Roman Polanski: A perverted criminal who is still wanted.

Martin Scorsese: Well, he and Jack were friends, but Jack never liked playing with him!

Martin Meyers: This succubus in human skin is definitely more of an asshole than all the assholes in Hollywood put together. (Xie Te, this is really a mouthful!)

"……In the end, all the sheep of the shepherd boy were eaten! After Martin finished telling the story, he asked casually:"So what does this story tell us?""

"I know I know!"

Jack Nicholson was the first to raise his hand. Before Martin could speak, he said to himself:"He told us that people who often tease others with mischievous lies will no longer believe what they say in the end. like me!"

Mist grass!

Martin and even the succubus were stunned by Nick (Wang Dezhao) Kelson's operation.

Looking at his excitement when he answered, it was just like the"just like me" he said"Me", not referring to himself!

In terms of shamelessness, this guy is also a talent, no wonder he dares to show his PP in public. In the

1985 NBA finals, the Lakers faced the Celtics.

The number one Lakers fan Nicholson was with the team During the expedition to Boston.

During the game, the Celtics fans at the scene collectively shook T-shirts with the words"Jack Go Home" printed on them in the stands.

Of course, Nicholson, who was a gangster, couldn't bear it. He immediately took off his pants and pouted. After getting up, Ding greeted the audience and responded.

This video later became a collection that Lakers fans rushed to collect.

Senior commentator Lanz, who was fortunate enough to witness this historical scene at the scene, recalled:

"I would even pay for a ticket if Jack would perform again."

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