Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

Xiao Sa was dumbfounded, and the program slowly fell in the increasingly carnival song.

The screen went black.

The masked man finally spoke.

It’s a “machine sound”, but you can still hear the amazement.

“Her name is Su Shaoqing, a student who is about to graduate from Peking University, such a versatile girl, I’m sorry, I’ve already taken my family’s private tank to the imperial capital!”

Poof, okay, no kidding.

Seriously, knowing her experience, I was instantly fanned.

Laughing and scolding, self-contained, crazy yuppie, and singing.

Turn around for you, burst lights for you, call for you, day and night.

Without further ado, I have turned on the radio.

Don’t ask me why, at two o’clock this afternoon, Su Yiyi is going to broadcast the program live on the radio! ”

Live on the radio?

Two o’clock in the afternoon?

Xiao Sa’s eyes suddenly lit up into a light bulb, and he subconsciously looked at the time displayed by his mobile phone.

13：52

Eight minutes to go.

Paralyzed, too late, and he has no radio at all.

Who has a radio at home these days?

Xiao Sa was itchy in his heart, fidgeting, thinking that in the show, Su Yi must be like a pearl of witty words, driving strongly, but he was actually going to miss it, thinking about it was a little painful.

It’s like an ant on a hot pan.

Stop.

This strange performance quickly attracted the attention of the math teacher.

“Xiao Sa, what are you doing? Twisted around! ”

Seeing the math teacher staring at him with a frown, the other children’s shoes also brushed over.

Compared with the teacher, the children’s shoes have long found Xiao Sa’s weirdness, just now, gee, this house doesn’t know what to look at, and laughs like a sand coin.

It arouses the curiosity of many children’s shoes.

Xiao Sa suddenly moved, covered his stomach, and said with a bitter face: “Teacher, my stomach hurts so much, can I take leave in the afternoon, I want to.” ”

The math teacher immediately frowned and nodded, but couldn’t help but say: “Yes, but in the future, in this case, remember to be civilized, you know?”

You repeat. ”

Civilized point?

Xiao Sa pondered for a while, and said weakly: “Old… Teacher, my ass wants to vomit… ”

Swish!

The whole classroom was suffocatingly silent.

“Get out!”

Xiao Sa’s face was full of joy, and he walked out of the classroom with a stream of urine, and when he heard the direction of the classroom from a distance, a faint pig-killing laughter came violently.

It was too late to get home, and he hurried on a bus.

“Master, is there a radio in the car?”

“Yes, what?”

Hearing this, Xiao Sa’s face was full of surprise.

……

On the other hand, Kamen Man’s program in this episode quickly became popular at Station B.

Clicks, barrage…

The ground exploded with a stunned trend.

Strongly plugged in the front page.

After watching it, many people began to call frantically, as long as a little into the video, the barrage was dense, all “666”, “laughing like a dog”, which can make dense patients goosebumps.

The other UP masters took a look and quickly followed the trend while it was hot to take a sip of soup. It really let some powerful guys dig up some fierce materials.

One of the videos went viral, and the headline attracted onlookers.

“Su Yi Positive Expert Collector’s Edition”

After reading it.

“Lying groove, it turns out that the teasing is Su Yiyi!”

“Really, you know it by listening to the sound.”

“I couldn’t help it, I heard that there was a radio in the boss’s office, so I risked my death to go to the boss’s office to steal it

Rumble!

A large number of netizens began to flock to the official Weibo of “Youth Hostel”.

Time, rewind thirty minutes.

……

Imperial Capital Radio.

There are still three minutes to go before the live stream starts.

In the live broadcast room, Su Shaoqing has put on a headset, and she is still very attentive to the first issue of the new program, and decided to make a good start.

As for Qin Ke.

She is holding an eyebrow pencil, holding a small makeup mirror, and drawing her eyebrows next to no one, and she really doesn’t put this live broadcast in her eyes.

Anyway, she just ran to help, and no matter how dismal the listening rate was at that time, it had nothing to do with her, and she didn’t pay attention to half a point.

“Snap, snap.”

The hour hand moves slowly.

One more minute.

Qin Ke glanced at the corner of his eyes, saw Su Shaoqing sitting on his back, thought for a while, and said lightly: “Xiao Su, don’t interrupt when I speak, you know?” ”

“Why?” Su Shaoqing took off the headset and looked puzzled.

Qin Ke’s expression was faintly impatient, but he still said: “Do you understand the emotional problems in the relationship between men and women?” I have been hosting this kind of show for two or three years, and I have already figured out a set of experience, when you quiet down and don’t talk, have a good experience, and learn it. ”

Su Shaoqing nodded thoughtfully, thought for a while, and asked, “If an audience member asks me a question by name…”

“Then you see my face and talk, you know? Don’t talk like your previous show, talking without your brain…”

“Oh.”

Su Shaoqing’s face was expressionless, and her heart was faintly uncomfortable.

What is called talking without brains, I can go to you.

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PS: The author Jun regretted that his intestines were blue.

The previous one added more rules, I felt a little unwritten, I can only try to spell it out.

Also, it’s only valid before it goes on the shelves, don’t say it, I’ll wipe a handful of tears of regret first.