Developing A 3A Game With A Buyout System, Goose Factory Exploded

In fact, strictly speaking,

It doesn't mean fighting a chicken. After all, this thing has no fighting power.

Rather,

What happens after killing a chicken.

Especially the chickens from Ximu Town,

I am the shard of Akatosh, the nemesis of Alduin, the warrior of Whiterun, the archmage of Winterhold, the vampire lord, and the messenger of the devil. I am killing a chicken in Riverwood~ Who dares to stop me!

The last words of the man who was beaten to death by a group of people.

It's just outrageous.

If you just kill a chicken, you will be beaten by the whole village.

This also led to the emergence of many stories about the Chicken God.

What kind of chicken from Ximu Town can reach the full level of 999 with one sword, and can explode the magic weapon with two swords?

Moreover, in many live broadcast rooms that broadcast The Elder Scrolls for the first time,

There are also some people,

If you fool the anchor there, there will be an Easter egg.

It's simply an act of the devil.

In the end, the anchor was left wailing in various ways.

That is why,

The chicken from The Elder Scrolls instantly became a famous meme, sweeping the entire internet.

You can always kill a sheep in eight minutes, but in Ximu Town, if you dare to kill a chicken, the final result will be very miserable.

"Another victim of this chicken."

"Hahaha, you're laughing so hard at me, no, do you really believe there is an Easter egg for killing a chicken?"

"It's obvious that the program is effective or not, but you can't tell from this?"

"To be honest, if it is to create a program effect, the anchor relies on his acting skills. This year's Oscar has been determined.

"I don't know if it's acting or not. Anyway, is the guy who just suggested killing the chicken a devil?"

"Fuck, let me tell you, you can lose in a fight, but this chicken must die!"

"Why is it that every game Old Dog Han plays is so stupid? Mader, a dragonborn of mine, can't even kill a chicken!"

"No... I want to ask, are you playing this game just for this chicken? Have you really not discovered the essence of the game or are you not interested?"

"I think content that is of interest should not be posted."

"Stop being stuck here, there is a host next door who is broadcasting The Elder Scrolls live!"

"What a fuss, which anchor is not live broadcasting now?"

"No, it's mainly because he modded it during the live broadcast.

"Damn it, which warrior is so bold? Let me criticize him!"

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Post bars, forums, scarves, and the bottom of the comment areas of various platforms have almost all been occupied by The Elder Scrolls.

But these old perverts only discussed two points.

One is about the indescribable laboratory, and the other is about the chickens in Ximu Town, which are simply scarier than the BOSS.

As for the live broadcast room,

That would be even more lively.

Almost all the time, you can see barrages urging anchors to kill chickens.

Naturally, there are some people among them. I don’t know if they really don’t know, or if they really go and kill a chicken for the sake of show effect.

Then he died heroically under the siege of villagers.

only..………………

There is a problem with these anchors’ live broadcasts,

That is, all the live broadcasts are original game scenes.

That's a MOD that I don't even dare to play.

For fear of accidentally broadcasting something, the entire live broadcast room was locked in a small dark room.

certainly,

Since ancient times, human beings have had no shortage of warriors who dare to strive hard and make progress.

*T..........

On the seafood live broadcast platform, a host named "I am the most handsome" is live broadcasting the Elder Scrolls.

The graphics of the game are nothing.

Mainly because the character he controls wears sexy clothes, the kind of clothes that can attract the attention of countless men when walking on the road.

He even walked awkwardly, not like a normal person at all.

in,

The character holds a dagger in one hand and a flame in the other.

Behind him was a bow and more than a dozen followers from the harem.

It looks like a small army.

The combat effectiveness is at least good on the surface.

But this is just an appearance,

When he walked into the wild and faced the enemy's attack, the anchor's operation simply shocked the eyes of all the viewers.

Damn it, you did it on purpose, right?

A true dragonborn: a strong body, well-developed chest muscles, wearing a horn helmet, wearing heavy armor, carrying a giant sword, doing chivalry everywhere, and wielding dragons with his bare hands everywhere.

False grasping root treasures: weak body, some useless meat, wearing the same clothes as those from the brothel, walking like a girl, gasping after taking two steps, being bullied wherever you go, and self-destruction .

.........Please give me flowers...

obviously,

What this anchor is demonstrating now is the latter.

After being knocked down, what the hell are you doing here?

Is this a normal live broadcast?

Faced with such a situation, all the water friends in the live broadcast room were excited.

"Damn it, can you watch this picture without paying?"

"I've been sitting on the live broadcast for so long, and finally a brave man stepped forward."

"Nima, what kind of game is this? Is it so exciting?"

"The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Han Laogou's latest work, I can only say that he understands me very well.

"Ever since I started playing this game, my health has been getting worse day by day. I swear, I must quit smoking and drinking!"

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"Does this have anything to do with tobacco and alcohol? You didn't mention the word sex at all!"

"Let me ask my friend what the name of this MOD is after it falls to the ground. Why haven't I seen it before?"

I'm asking the same question for a friend. "

"Everyone makes friends out of nothing, right?"

"Aren't you afraid that the live broadcast room will be blocked if the anchor does this? It feels like this is a crazy temptation on the edge of death."

"Trying a hammer is like hanging a rope on a cliff and hanging from it."

"I bet 50 cents that this live broadcast room will be ruined in less than a minute."

"I feel that the anchor is not a serious anchor. He probably comes out to broadcast casually for fun. Even if the live broadcast room is blocked, it will not have much impact."

"Nonsense, how can a serious anchor dare to play like this? Old Gou Han wouldn't be so crazy."

as expected,

In the sky full of barrages,

A successful black screen in the live broadcast room.

However, the anchor's voice can still reach the ears of water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Oh my god, I'll block you now."

"Nima, this game is so exciting!"

A very disgusting sound sounded in the live broadcast room.

However, countless water friends are not dissatisfied at all. Instead, they are calling each other a warrior.

You dare to broadcast Han Laogou's game and still play MOD after it's over. You are so brave!

(Please give me flowers~Please give me a review~Please give me monthly tickets~Please give me rewards~Please ask for updates, I will ask for them all. 5).