Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

The word daughter-in-law is not widely used in this day and age.

Only in very few places would this word be used to describe Mrs. Own.

And since Chu Ze appeared beside Li Shimin, Li Shimin has already had a deep understanding of this word.

Every time, he wanted to draw Chu Ze.

This guy will run towards the Lizheng Palace immediately.

When she saw Changle, she called her daughter-in-law.

When she saw her eldest grandson Wugou, she called her mother-in-law.

And as soon as he saw Li Shimin, he called for help at that moment.

After a long time, Li Shimin also has a deep understanding of the word daughter-in-law.

Whenever Chu Ze mentioned this word, he would automatically think of Changle.

However, it is precisely because of this.

When he heard Chu Ze's words just now.

Almost without a black eye, he fainted directly on the table.

"Do you know what you're talking about? Huh!"

"I know! I want Changle to be a representative and enter Chang'an University! That is to say, the former Imperial College as a student. Learn medicine with Sun Simiao!"

"Then what do you think I should tell you now?"

After hearing Chu Ze's serious words, Li Shimin's face became even more ugly.

After Chu Ze heard his rhetorical question, he thought for a while.

subsequently.

Li Shimin said such a sentence in a serious manner.

"I think, Your Majesty, you should say: Yes, your proposal is very good, and I agree.

After Li Shimin took a few deep breaths, he barely resisted the urge to beat him up immediately.

He found that since Chu Ze appeared by his side, his energy-raising skills are getting better day by day.

"I am a person who always likes to accept everyone's opinions! Even when Zhenguan was renamed, I asked all the ministers for their opinions.

"So, you should know what I want to express, right?"

After Li Shimin stabilized his mind, he turned his gaze to Chu Ze again.

So he has worked very hard, trying to show himself a gentle and friendly smile.

But apparently his efforts failed.

At this time, Li Shimin's face can be said to be full of murderous intent.

And Chu Ze saw Li Shimin who was very angry.

He was also a little apprehensive, and reached out to touch the tip of Own's nose.

"I'm going to give you a chance now. You can find a reason why I won't beat you up. Even if it's a wrong reason, I can reluctantly accept it now.

"Uh...Your Majesty, that's my daughter-in-law. Is that a reason?"

"You bastard, you little bastard! You stop for me..."

"Fuck! Your Majesty, why are there bamboo roots in the Great Hall here? You still have a not wanting face, you!"

When Chu Ze said: That's my wife, Li Shimin rushed out from behind the table.

And in his hand, he unexpectedly found a bamboo root that was as long as a forearm.

Judging by the luster on the bamboo root, it seems that it has been specially waxed!

When Chu Ze saw this scene, he was immediately frightened by the Three Souls Expanding Aperture.

Without any hesitation, he ran outside.

And Li Shimin just wanted to settle accounts with him, how could he let him go so easily?

In addition to this period of time, he was indeed too busy to have a chance to exercise his body and bones.

Taking this opportunity, Li Shimin grabbed the guy and rushed out after Chu Ze.

"Hey...Your Majesty, little ancestors, wait for me!"

Before Dun Nuo could react, Li Shimin rushed out like the wind.

When he came back to his senses.

The Great Hall was already empty.

And from time to time, Chu Ze's screams and Li Shimin's angry reprimands could be heard in his ears.

At this moment, Dun Nuo only felt that his heart was very tired...

But obviously.

His Majesty ran away with Chu Ze, so it is naturally impossible for him to guard here.

In desperation, Dun Nuo could only rush out.

In the huge and rigorous palace.

At this time, it was as lively as the Chinese New Year.

Chu Ze ran in front like a jerk, while Li Shimin chased after him holding a shining bamboo root.

From time to time, he would swipe towards Chu Ze in front of him.

And just a little hit.

You can hear Chu Ze's pig-killing screams resounding throughout the palace.

And behind the two of them, Dun Ruo led a large number of guards and ran behind desperately.

It's just that Dun Nuo is very sensible, and he didn't take anyone to chase after him.

It was not far or near hanging behind the two of them.

"Stinky boy, you make trouble for me all day long. Tell me, haven't you committed enough crimes during this time? You still want to make trouble for me."

"Do you think I will take care of you today?"

"Your Majesty, let's reason, shall we? Damn it"

"Are you still reasoning with me? That's good! You stop, I'm reasoning with you!

"I believe you are a ghost, you are a very bad old man."

"You still dare to scold me? You bastard."

"Oh...fuck it, the bamboo root prepared by that grandson, you wait for daddy...

"How dare you vent your anger on others! Let's see..."

"Damn... daughter-in-law, help me! Help me!"

"Mother-in-law, mother-in-law! You killed someone... help me!"

"Even if the heavenly king daddy comes today, you still have to be beaten up!"

In the Legislative Hall at this time.

Changsun Wugou looked at the book that Chu Ze sent her today with surprise in his hands.

In this harem.

Although she is the mother of a country..

But most of the time, it's actually quite boring.

And Chu Ze, the prospective son-in-law, is also extremely sensible today.

The eldest grandson Wuyou specially asked her to bring her a book to pass the time.

It can be seen from the content and writing in the book that this book should be written by Chu Ze himself.

What is depicted in it is also a world that Changsun Wugou has never imagined.

The simple and straightforward narrative style, as well as the strange world background of Lu Li, made Changsun Wugou deeply involved.

However, just when she was fascinated by reading a book.

Outside the hall, a little palace lady hurriedly ran over.

"Empress...Your Majesty and Young Master Chu Ze...they are quarreling again. Now Your Majesty is chasing Young Master Chu Ze at the Wanchun Courtyard!"

When the eldest grandson Wugou heard what the little maid came to report.

She was slightly stunned for a moment, and then she put down the book in her hand a little speechlessly.

Then he asked without haste.

"Why are they arguing again today?"

"I don't know about this little one. But it seems that the noise is quite serious. Mr. Chu Ze is calling for help all the way!"

"Okay! I see. Go check it out..."

When Changsun Wugou heard that Chu Ze was calling for help all the way.

She glanced sideways at the books on her desk.

Then, as if trying to understand something, he smiled and shook his head.

"Chu Ze, boy... I also said how he is so sensible today... So he was already prepared!"

Originally, the eldest grandson Wugou was a little curious.

Why did Chu Ze suddenly want to give her a book to relieve boredom today?

But now when I heard the little palace lady say that Chu Ze was being chased by His Majesty and running around the palace again.

She finally understood.

It turned out that the little guy Chu Ze was already prepared.

Know in advance that you will be beaten.

That's why I quickly bribed own first.

Just waiting for the time to be beaten, I went to help him out.

"Hey...two big men, they act like children every day.

Changsun Wugou thought of Chu Ze and Li Shimin.

She couldn't help but shook her head helplessly and sighed.

But even though she said so.

But the smile on the corner of his mouth and the relief on his face also showed it.

In fact, in her heart, she was very happy to see such a situation.

Li Shimin can disregard the identity and majesty of the emperor, and Chu Ze willfully fight in this palace.

This shows that, in fact, he himself enjoys this process very much.

This kind of Life as an ordinary person.

It's too cold to be high.

If Li Shimin really wanted to deal with Chu Ze, would he still need to do it himself?

One order.

Chu Ze would immediately die on the spot.

It's nothing more than to relieve the pressure brought by being an emperor on weekdays.

Wanchunyuan

In fact, it is like a garden.

When Chu Ze was being chased by Li Shimin, he was like a headless chicken.

Without even looking at it, he plunged in.

However, after running in, he found out.

There is only one door in this damn place!

After Li Shimin chased him in, he had someone block the door directly.

Then in the garden, holding a bamboo root, he charged at him aggressively.

"Boy, come here obediently and let me smoke. I won't bother you about today's matter, how about it?"

Looking at Chu Ze who has nowhere to escape.

Li Shimin couldn't help showing a look of complacency on his face.

Today Chu Ze came to the Wanchun Courtyard by himself.

No wonder he was there!

Who told him to go the wrong way and not go to the Lizheng Palace for help?

God's sins are still forgivable!

Self-inflicted, can't live!

"Boy, don't struggle. It is impossible for your mother-in-law to save you today! Just give up!"

"Come over here obediently, I can be a little lighter!"

Under a huge pagoda tree.

Tired and out of breath, Li Shimin held onto the railing beside the locust tree with one hand.

With one hand, he grabbed the specially waxed bamboo root in his hand.

This bamboo root has a lot of background.

This is a high-quality purple bamboo, just to make such a guy specially used to draw out Chu Ze.

Li Shimin ordered to plan a small piece of purple bamboo.

He also deliberately selected such a thick and thin bamboo root among dozens of bamboo roots, which is also straight and smooth.

Seeing that today he finally got his wish, he gave Chu Ze a good meal.

How could he not be excited?

"Your Majesty, don't make trouble! As the saying goes: A gentleman uses his words but not his hands! Let's force our faces, okay?"

"Okay! You kid, don't say that I bully you, just use your status to suppress people!"

"There is no one around today, and I am not afraid of being laughed at by others. How about I allow you to fight back?"

On the opposite side of Li Shimin.

Just relying on the railing of this big pagoda tree and Li Shimin's Chu Ze circling around.

When he heard Li Shimin's words allowing him to fight back.

Chu Ze raised a middle finger at Li Shimin without hesitation.

……ask for flowers…

"Your Majesty, look at this tree!"

After hearing Chu Ze's words, Li Shimin's eyes subconsciously looked at the pagoda tree in front of him.

But after looking at it, he didn't find anything wrong.

"How is this tree

What a?"

"This tree still has bark."

"What do you mean?"

Li Shimin couldn't help being taken aback by Chu Ze's nonsensical words.

After thinking about it with a slight frown, he didn't understand what he meant at all.

"I mean the reason the tree is alive is because it still has bark. A tree without bark must die."

"And the same reason! People are not wanting face, nature is invincible!"

"Huh? Well, you bastard, how dare you say I'm not wanting face!"

Li Shimin also reacted after hearing Chu Ze's words.

This kid is still scolding him!

He is almost rested.

Holding the bamboo pole, he started to chase Chu Ze again.

And seeing this scene, I'm afraid I'm too tired to die.

Chu Ze still had no choice but to continue running away.

At the same time, while running, I kept shouting in my heart!

Mother-in-law hey!

If you don't come to help, you won't be able to see your lovely son-in-law!

This old man is really not wanting face today, he is going to beat me up!

While shouting in his heart, his mouth also didn't mean to stop.

"Your Majesty, let's reason, okay? Who doesn't know that you are good at archery, even you are quite proud of yourself!"

"Don't think I don't know how hard your bows and arrows are to draw!"

"I've tried with Cheng Yaojin a long time ago. I have to step on the ground to draw the broken bow at his house."

"He said it all, Your Majesty, the bow you use is harder than his!"

0......0

"And with such a heavy bow, you're almost perfect."

"It's just that we have such a huge disparity in strength! You can hang me with one hand."

"That's why you have the nerve to let me fight back?"

"Believe it or not you punched me! You had to get on your knees and beg me not to die..."

"Pfft...you little bastard! You are talking nonsense!"

Li Shimin, who was still chasing vigorously, after hearing Chu Ze's words.

He couldn't help laughing.

Especially when hearing Chu Ze praise own archery.

Li Shimin was naturally quite proud.

And Chu Ze's last sentence.

He Li Shimin punched Chu Ze, and he had to kneel down and beg him not to die.

As soon as these words were uttered, Li Shimin's defense was immediately broken.

It was the first time he heard such a joke.

Naturally, he couldn't help laughing.

And after seeing Li Shimin being amused by him, Chu Ze finally stopped.

He finally seized the opportunity to stop and take a breath again!

Although during this period of time, his body has improved a lot.

But his support, that is the real support in the literal sense.

Although now, he looks a little sensual.

But in terms of physical fitness, there is a big gap between him and Li Shimin.

Let Li Shimin chase him like this, sooner or later he will be caught up.

"Boy, don't think that you can play tricks on me, you can escape today's beating."

"Let me ask you, you went to the Imperial College and drove away so many students. What do you want to do?"

Li Shimin wanted to beat Chu Ze today, not simply to pass the time and hold him for fun.

The main thing was the trouble he caused in the Guozijian, and in the end he ran to play tricks in front of him.

Thanks to him being able to figure it out, let Changle go to the Imperial Academy to be a student to study medicine!

The majestic Princess Changle of the Tang Dynasty shows her face outside at will.

If this gets out, it's worth it!

And the reason why Li Shimin was furious the most was that he and Changsun Wugou had already confirmed that they were going to betroth Changle to Chu Shi.

In the end, this kid didn't take his own daughter seriously!

If this does not give him a long memory.

Will he fly to the sky in the future?

You know, for Chu Ze's words.

Both Li Shimin and Changsun Wugou were extremely tolerant.

If it is someone else.

She already has a marriage contract with Princess Changle, and she dares to spend time and wine outside.

That is the character of Li Shimin's daughter slave.

The height is so high that the opponent is a head shorter!

And he was so forgiving!

Chu Ze is still working..

Who is this not beating him?

"Your Majesty, the matter of the Imperial College! You really can't blame me for this!"

"I asked them to cut their hair and dress like me. Then those people quit, cursing their mothers one by one and leaving!"

"Can it be my fault?"

After Li Shimin heard Chu Ze's words, he really wanted to throw the bamboo root in his hand towards him.

Obviously what he did was wrong, but he still said it so confidently.

I don't know who is shameless.

"You let people cut their hair and wear clothes that don't match yours. It's good enough if they don't beat you up.

"Ah... you asked me to teach and educate people! They don't cooperate, so I have to let them take me with me!"

"you.."

After Li Shimin heard Chu Ze's reason, he was speechless and confronted Yi. .