Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"You bastard! What are you messing around with? Tell me quickly, where's your hair?"

Hearing Chu Ze's familiar catchphrase: Don't make trouble, Your Majesty.

Although Li Shimin still couldn't believe it in his heart, he still reluctantly believed that the person in front of him was Chu Ze.

But look at his short hair.

Li Shimin felt uncomfortable as if ants were crawling all over his body.

The eldest grandson Wugou at the side also looked at Chu Ze with astonishment.

In their impression, no one would cut their hair so short!

Although Chu Ze looks quite energetic with his short hair now.

But compared to today, everyone looks like they are in the east.

Chu Ze's short hair looks so nondescript.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I have been too tired from reading in the past few days, and my spirit has been exhausted. Due to the exhaustion of my mind, my hair has become fragile, and it was blown by the wind today, and it all broke."

"Although I want to keep it, but I can't!"

Li Shimin looked at Chu Ze's serious nonsense.

His hand also involuntarily stretched out to the bamboo pole that had been placed beside him.

Since he was beaten by his father last time.

Li Shimin is now particularly fond of bamboo roots.

There is one in each of the Lizheng Hall and the Imperial Study Room.

And they are often placed where they are most comfortable.

After seeing Li Shimin's actions, Chu Ze, who still wanted to continue talking nonsense, quickly raised his hands high.

"Hey...Your Majesty, I won't take you to play like this! I can't afford it, can I?"

"Playing? Do you think I am playing with you? Tell the truth quickly, what is going on with your hair?"

As for Chu Ze's temper, the current Li Shimin has almost grasped it.

This guy is not just bold and outspoken.

He is also very surly, and his temperament is completely like a donkey.

He will never talk seriously to you until the moment you are about to beat him up.

So, instead of talking to him.

It's better to be more realistic and just smack him as a grandson.

"Your Majesty, it's still in the dog days. This hair is waist-length and entangled on the top of the head. It's like a big pot lid."

"When the sun is shining, the whole head is dizzy, not to mention. If you sweat a little, it will smell bad if you sweat a little."

"At first, I also wanted to cater to your ancient image. But in the past few days, I really can't stand it!"

"I don't have shampoo, and I rub my hair with soap locusts all day long. I've been plucking my scalp all day and night, and I'm almost bald at such a young age."

"So Heavenly Stems cut it today."

When Li Shimin heard, otherwise this reason.

To Chu Ze's horror, he didn't take his hand back.

Instead, it directly caught the bamboo root.

"Damn it! Your Majesty, can we still talk properly? You can't rely on your status to beat me up every now and then!"

"Mother-in-law, don't you plan to take care of it? It is said that a son-in-law is half a man, so you just have the heart to watch him beat me?"

Seeing that he told the truth, he would also be beaten.

Chu Ze immediately ran to the side of Zhangsun Wugou.

The two eyes are still looking around treacherously.

"Master-in-law, where is my daughter-in-law? Let her come out and save her life!"

After seeing Chu Ze's funny action.

The eldest grandson Wugou couldn't help laughing because he was amused by him.

"Okay, second brother, Chu Ze is different from us after all. Don't force him too much.

"Besides, he's actually pretty good-looking like this. He looks very energetic, isn't he?"

After Li Shimin heard what Changsun Wugou said.

He also followed the trend and placed the bamboo pole in his hand on the table.

In fact, he didn't even think about beating Chu Ze.

It's just that when I saw his short hair for a while, I couldn't accept it.

"Humph! You're glib and out of tune all day long! Maid Guanyin, you dote on him too much. A loving mother is a loser! Mother-in-law is the same...just let me give him a good beating!"

"My son, Li Ke, see the father, see the empress, see the prince..."

While Li Shimin was speaking, another figure came in from the door.

And after hearing his self-introduction.

Chu Ze couldn't help looking at him.

"Let's get down. Both of you don't stand up. Find a place to sit down."

After seeing Li Ke coming, Li Shimin

The look in his eyes became a little more complicated.

In fact, speaking of it, among the heirs of Li Shimin.

The most outstanding one, on the contrary, is Li Ke.

Whether it's intelligence or character.

He is the best of the three brothers.

It's just... the only pity is that he is not the son of the legitimate son.

"Why are you still standing there, kid? Come here quickly."."

Seeing Chu Ze still hiding behind his eldest grandson Wugou, Li Shimin gave him an annoyed look.

This bastard has no manliness at all.

You know how to hide behind women.

shame!

"You say it first, you can't afford to play like this, and you will smoke people at every turn, so I dare not go there?"

"In case that sentence makes you unhappy, and you want to shout and kill, who can stand it?"

"You... bastard, you still bargain with me, don't you?"

"Although I don't want to admit it, I really dare not."

"you..."

Looking at Chu Ze and Li Shimin who were arguing with each other non-stop.

Li Chengqian and Li Tai are also accustomed to it.

After finding a place to sit down on my own.

The two looked at Li Ke who stood there in a daze.

After looking at each other, they finally extended an invitation to him.

"Third brother, come and sit down."

"That's right! Don't stand still, father and the others should settle the quarrel immediately."

"Ah~? Thank you Prince Palace."

Li Ke was still in a daze.

After hearing the reminders from Li Chengqian and Li Tai.

He was slightly stunned for a while with a confused face, and then he quickly thanked him.

In the end, he calmly walked to Li Tai's side and sat down.

However, his eyes never left Chu Ze, who was arguing with Li Shimin from the beginning to the end.

His eyes were full of curiosity.

This man with such a strange haircut and such courage.

Could this be the Chu Ze that has been rumored in the palace recently?

When I heard the rumors in the palace.

Li Ke always thought that these people were just exaggerating.

How can anyone in this world dare to utter nonsense in front of his father and not to speak out, but to utter nonsense!

However, after he finally saw the real person today.

But Li Ke realized that he might have been too naive before.

How can this person be described clearly by speaking wildly?

The way Chu Ze behaves like today, it's like a birthday guy wants to hang himself after eating arsenic.

I'm afraid that if you die a quarter of an hour too late, the underworld will be closed!

"Third brother doesn't need to be so surprised, they should have finished their quarrel soon!"

"Hmm! I think Father should compromise again."

After seeing Li Ke stunned by the side.

Li Chengqian and Li Tai enthusiastically acted as commentators beside them.

And Li Ke heard the tone of the two of them calm, even accustomed to it.

He felt a little unreal for a while.

"You often see..."

Li Ke originally wanted to say, did you often see them quarreling like this?

But when he thought that sitting in front of him was his own father.

For a while, I didn't know how to describe it.

"It can't be said that it is often... Anyway, there are quite a few quarrels."

"It's okay, just get used to it."

"This kind of thing...can you get used to it?"

"Don't you see that Qingque and I are used to it very well? And the queen mother, seeing the two of them arguing so vigorously, doesn't the queen mother just smile at the side and don't want to talk at all?"

"Uh... well, it seems that I am really ignorant."

When the three brothers were still getting acquainted with each other.

Li Shimin and Chu Ze finally had a result.

Under Chu Ze's argument.

Li Shimin finally chose to compromise.

After throwing the bamboo root in his hand to Dun Nuo, Li Shimin said something silently.

"Take it to the backyard and bury it. I will ask you to dig it out when you need it."

"As ordered..."

Although I wanted to laugh when I heard this.

But Dun Nuo didn't have the guts.

After taking the bamboo root handed over by Li Shimin,

He also turned around and ran out numbly.

"Okay, can you come here now?"

"Your Majesty, you speak well, first say that you can't beat me casually!"

"Don't go too far! I'm looking for you to talk about business..."

"Okay.. Anyway, you often don't count on what you say. The money you promised to give, you only gave it twice and didn't..."

"You bastard! You can't get over this, are you?"

Seeing Li Shimin who was leaning on the table and wanting to get up, Chu Ze also knew that they couldn't be bothered anymore.

You have to run away in Pico.

So he quickly ran over obediently, but still made a wise choice and sat down at a place far away from Li Shimin.

"Cough cough... don't get angry in front of the children, and don't get angry. Let's talk about what happened.

I'm in a hurry. "

"Hmph! I'll talk to you when I have time."

Looking at Chu Ze who suddenly started to pretend to be good again.

Li Shimin also eased his mind.

I haven't had a serious fight with Chu Ze for several days.

After such a toss by him, although the resentment towards him in his heart is a little bit bigger.

But during this period of time, the sense of depression caused by the troubles in government affairs seems to have decreased a lot.

Sometimes, find a friend and have a good fight.

It is also a way to relieve stress.

For Li Shimin, perhaps the only fly in the ointment is that he was not able to beat him up.

This is a little regrettable.

"Okay, let's talk about business. I just got the news that the envoys from surrounding countries will arrive in Chang'an one after another in the next month."

"It includes Eastern Turks, as well as Tuyuhun, Tubo, Goguryeo and other places."

"Whether the overseas Japanese islander you mentioned will come or not is still unknown."

When Li Shimin talked about the diplomatic missions from surrounding countries, Chu Ze's eyes gradually became serious.

The Great Tang Dynasty's period of coming to the dynasty from all nations is about to begin!

"Did Your Majesty know the purpose of their visit this time?"

"Do you still need to ask me this kind of thing?"

After hearing Chu Ze's question, Li Shimin gave him an annoyed look.

The purpose of visiting each country.

If he had met Chu Ze before, Li Shimin would have felt that he worshiped his Han culture.

Now come here to study and worship

But now, Li Shimin has also realized some problems, and he can't just look at them.

Put on a fork for a while and show your strength and generosity.

Although it can bring a short-term comfort!

But it will leave a big hole for future generations.

And when future generations completely fall into this pit.

All faults will also be blamed on own.

Now Li Shimin has figured this out.

Naturally, it is impossible to send everything out as generously and boldly as in the original history.

For the purposes of these missions' visits.

At this time, Li Shimin didn't care anymore.

Because he had no intention of making their purpose successful.

But what Li Shimin wants to do now is to see how he can trick them.

..."Aren't I afraid that Your Majesty will not be able to think about it for a while?"

For Li Shimin's supercilious look, Chu Ze just laughed it off.

But then, the smile on his face disappeared.

"Your Majesty, I think one of the things that will inevitably happen during this visit from various countries is that these people will inevitably pray for marriage."

"The marriage between the two countries can bring about temporary border peace, but for future generations, the peace gained by sacrificing a woman is not so commendable."

"But under the current general situation, marriage is something that has to be done."

"So, has Your Majesty ever considered, since we can't sacrifice our own women, why not sacrifice our men?"

"Let the other party marry a princess, let's pick a random man to marry.

"As compensation, it's not that we can't give them something as a bride price!"

"For example, here I have a book of good policies for governing the country!"

"Caste System!"

When Chu Ze suddenly mentioned the word marriage, Li Shimin frowned deeply.

When he talked with Chu Ze before, he also mentioned the attitude of later generations on marriage.

And there is no doubt about this practice of sacrificing a woman in exchange for border stability.

People in later generations are mostly criticized.

Moreover, Chu Ze's words really won Ji Shimin's heart.

Dignity is only on the edge of the sword.

Truth, only within the impact range of iron cavalry!

Fist big, speak to be listened to!

Therefore, Li Shimin is also extremely disgusted with the matter of marriage.

Or to be precise, something that will be criticized by future generations.

He's disgusted now.

He also heard his eldest grandson Wugou talk about it.

Chu Ze and Li Yuan once had a conversation.

Among the later dynasties, there is one name: the Han Dynasty of the Ming Dynasty.

The ancestral precepts followed by members of the royal family are: no marriage, no cede land, no compensation, no tribute!

Such a powerful dynasty also made Li Shimin feel a surge of Blood Qi (Zhao's).

Especially when he heard, the pioneer of the Han Dynasty.

When he was still his little fanboy.

Li Shimin even felt that he should take the lead in making this commendation.

Since their Zhu family can do this.

So why can't I be the idol of the other party?

He, Li Shimin, is no worse than others!

"What you said is not unreasonable! Now we are about to go to war with East Turkistan, and the stability of the borders in other places must be preserved."

"The matter of getting married is imperative!"

"That being the case, it is not impossible for them to marry the princess!"

This is the shame of marriage, the shame lies in it.

A group of big men who are in charge of the government and military power have to rely on a woman to marry a foreign country alone as the price.

In exchange for own peaceful Life.

Then since marrying a princess far away, it's a shame!

Just marry the princess of another country.

Anyway, he, Li Shimin, doesn't have many other things, he only has many sons!

If the other party disagrees, then do whatever you want.

Great Tang Dynasty

Can you still be afraid that they won't succeed?

What's more, Li Shimin still holds such a big killer as Chu Ze in his hands.

He still hasn't forgotten the gunpowder experimented with Chu Ze in Xia Qishan that day.

Ever since he saw his prestige that day, Li Shimin has been preparing manpower and raw materials.

Now in the two large warehouses in the north and south of Chang'an City, a large amount of fire nitrate and sulfur have been hoarded.

As for charcoal, it is not hard to find.

The most important thing now is the problem of manpower.

The importance of gunpowder is too special.

Li Shimin didn't dare to start doing it easily.

Once the secret recipe of this thing is leaked, it will be a real disaster!

"Chu Dage, what do you mean by the caste system you just mentioned, Cha?"

"Yeah! Why haven't I heard you say it? Didn't you say it's a good way to govern the country? Then why give it away?"

While Li Shimin was still considering the feasibility of getting married.

Li Chengqian and Li Chengqian noticed another important point Chu Ze said!.