Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 240

“Tell me the words.”

“Anyway, it’s because of Luan Yunshuang…!”

“Luan Yunping.”

“Just do it, I can only go in because of Teacher Luan.”

“You are too kind.”

“It’s not polite, you are famous, and there are fans picking up the plane. Now the actor who is fascinated by it is better than the actor who is teasing us to invite the audience.”

“This is because everyone loves us.”

“Especially from the standpoint of the stage, the admiring actors are very characteristic. In terms of the image, Teacher Luan stands on the stage with a gentle appearance.

From time to time it’s still right.

Many people know that you are the master! Luan Dong Dong!

On the contrary, people know me very little and often admit me wrong. Just when I was eating that day, an audience member who had seen me came over…”

Speaking, Wang Hepeng showed another excited look and changed his status, “Hello! Your name is Luan Yunping?”

Luan Yunping looked at Wang Hepeng abruptly and asked, “Did you really admit it was wrong?”

“Actually, I have gotten used to it, and I told her that I am not. The audience was surprised, 137, aren’t you called Luan Yunping?

After speaking, she turned her head to look at the table next to her, everyone at that table gave her a firm look.

Muttering in his mouth.

It’s him, it’s him!

Seeing them, the audience who asked me was happy, you lied to me!

I said no, I really am not.

Isn’t your surname Luan?

It’s really not a surname!

No, I just finished it for nothing.

When I saw that she didn’t mean to leave, I explained to her that my partner was Luan Yunping. ”

Luan Yunping: “She should understand now.”

Wang Hepeng patted his hand, “Oh! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I remembered wrong, your name is Yan Hexiang?”

“Hi! How do these two go hand in hand?”

“Sorry, I remembered wrong again, are you a sesame seed cake?

Okay, I said you don’t guess, my name is Wang Hepeng!

Oh, I know, I like you so much. I watched a lot of your videos. Can I take a photo together?

In fact, I know she came here to take a group photo, and I don’t have any pretensions. What’s the point of taking a photo together. ”

“How can you say it!”

“no!!”

Suddenly he couldn’t hold back the stage when he came out, poked to the point of laughter.

Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and asked, “Did you reject others?”

“No! This won’t work. I’m eating right now. Go up and take photos.

But after taking the photo, I thought about it. She said she liked me so much and didn’t know who I was.

Always watch my videos, don’t you know me?

Haven’t remembered just after crossing for nothing?

Did I just say that I am so uncharacteristic?

She just walked two steps and I stopped her with doubts. I said you wait a moment, I just want to know, what is Baidu in your phone? ”

Luan Yunping explained, “Keywords!”

“She was kind of embarrassed, saying that I searched for five characters.”

“what?”

“Father Luan Yunping!”

Ha ha ha ha!

As soon as he said, the voice below suddenly went up, and today it was Wang Hepeng who began to take advantage.

Wang Hepeng asked the audience’s tone as he didn’t understand.

“Really? I look like this? Can you admit it? Oh, you know what it looks like when you say Luan Yunping’s father. This is amazing.

Sometimes I feel a little like it too!

Thank you for solving the doubts in my heart for many years. ”

Luan Yunping was confused at first, but now she came back to her senses, “I wonder what! Did you say that?”

“I’m angry, right? I mean you are hot! Many people know you! Know your name!”

“That would not search from my father.”

“And it’s not just you. Now, these actors of Deyun are more popular than each, and each has more characteristics.”

When Wang Hepeng took a shot, he suddenly thought of something and looked at his partner, “Hey, speaking of these Deyun actors, we will have a game today.”

“what game!”

“Let’s come back to Master Hou’s “Playing Poker”!”

“Fighting here?” Luan Yunping looked at Wang Hepeng, holding the table top?

“Right! The card is De Yun’s actor, De Yun all generals.”

Wang Hepeng flirted with his lab coat and took out a pair of poker cards from his pants pocket, “How about? The actors are here, half of them, okay?”

“We two pk? That’s OK! I tell you, you don’t necessarily win.”

Luan Yunping really likes this thing.

This can be regarded as a skit program to pay tribute to Master Hou’s 94 Spring Festival Gala, and there is a strong irony in the program.

It is impossible for the audience not to know, even those who were not born at that time.

Because this work has a lot of rebroadcasts later.

Very classic.

A pair of poker cards was taken out, Wang Hepeng made a pile of poker cards in his hand and finished it, and took out half of it and handed it to Luan Yunping.

Luan Yunping took a look in her hand and laughed hard, because the cards in his hand were all good, “Oh, Wang Hepeng, I tell you, if you surrender now, you will lose half of it.”

As soon as they spoke, the audience aroused a smile. They had heard of this sentence.

Wang Hepeng didn’t care about him, he also looked at his own card, took out one from it, and decisively stuffed it into his pants pocket, “No! This one is too powerful, I will put it away first.

My God, this one will be my life-saving card. ”

“Come on! You go out first!” Luan Yunping also said nothing, waved to let Wang Hepeng.

“Okay! I’ll go out first…”

For a time, the two people all bowed their heads to play poker on the stage, who knew that they were talking about cross talk now.

The audience kept looking forward to what will happen to them afterwards.

The new cross talk, they couldn’t make a difference because they didn’t know what was behind.

Wang Hepeng looked at the fan-shaped card in his hand, he saw something, and cried out, took it out of it and patted it on the table, “Zhang Jiunan!”

As soon as the name was mentioned, the audience heard a voice below.

Luan Yunping asked, “You are.”

Wang Hepeng eloquently said, “Zhang Jiunan! Jiu Zi Ke apprentice, that performance style on the stage is like a wild dog spreading over the territory!!!”

“Isn’t that a rabid dog?”

Hahahahahaha!

When the first card came out, Luan Yunping flipped over, and the cheeks of the people below were all laughing and hurting.

There are more and more apprentices these years, and these apprentices also have their own fans in the small garden. It is impossible for the audience below to know.

And his style is very savage and to be himself.

It’s an actor who is awkward and awkward.

In his field, familiar audiences are also angry at him one by one.

It is precisely because of this that Wang Hepeng continued to explain, “Other cross talk actors are useless partners. He said that cross talk is useless.”

Luan Yunping laughed herself, lowered her head and looked at her own card, and drew out one, “Don’t be beautiful! Take care of it! Zhou Jiuliang!”

A card was also placed on the table with a snap.

Wang Hepeng wondered, “No, you Zhou Jiuliang, how can you manage that lunatic? Can you manage it?”

“Of course!” Luan Yunping made a mess of herself, and she drooped her left hand on the table, with a dull look, “Buddha is holding hands with Crane Tang, ready to get off work Zhou Jiuliang!

I’m off work, I don’t care if you are crazy or not. ”

Talking about this, the audience nodded again and again, Zhou Jiuliang’s personality was really like this, just like the old man watching the door, very Buddha.

The following response continues.

“Ouch, if you are like this, I’m not very welcome, just take care of it!”

“Who is this!”

“Yang Jiulang!”

“Can this manage?”

“Of course!” Wang Hepeng held the card in his hand, looking like he was stunned, “You have to look at my Sanqing Xiaobawang who is holding the Tai Buddha style!”

“Oh!!”

“good!!”

How could the audience not know that the Jiuzi subjects have become more and more attractive recently, and Yang Jiulang is the one who can do things and don’t make a noise.

And maybe because Wang Hepeng brought a lot of traffic, many brothers were familiar with the audience in advance.

Because every time the ticket for the small garden is full.

In addition, Wang Hepeng also revealed from time to time.

Also play out the style. .