Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 221

The laughter continued, and the expressions of the actors on the stage became more exciting.

Wang Hepeng performed the nurse who performed the operation. “When the doctor asked this, the nurses were stupid. Look at me, I look at you. It took a long time to speak. The doctor’s fatty is because of a broken leg.”

“The nurse has nothing to say.”

“The doctor is so angry.

Didn’t you say it earlier, wasting a blade. ”

“Do you feel bad about the blade?”

“The doctor turned his head again, pointed at Teacher Sun, and looked at Uncle Yu. Why don’t you add something to Teacher Yu?”

Luan Yunping hurriedly spoke to the uncle, “No! Tim doesn’t lick the inside of his mouth.”

“You don’t think he is fat. Okay, let’s sew it on if you don’t add it.”

“It should be sewn long ago!!”

After finishing speaking, Wang Hepeng once again held the needle and thread, opened his teeth and danced the seams of his claws, still muttering vigorously in his mouth.

“What’s the matter! You have to remind me, it’s unbelievable, you guys are fat, and you get me oily.

It can’t be wiped off.

“People are so fat!”

“It’s a trouble.” Wang Hepeng sews for a long time. At the end, he lowered his head and bit the thread with his teeth, and then pulled 29.

In the same situation, Luan Yunping was speechless, “It’s getting the tooth again. The doctor was out of this hospital again.”

“Take the leg!!”

“Hurry up and pick it up.”

“I connected my leg, and quickly sent Teacher Sun to the ward, and I was grateful for regaining consciousness.

Thank you dean, thank you doctor, thank you doctor, thanks to you.

He bowed his head while thanking, it was not right. As soon as he bowed his head, Mr. Sun saw the line on his chest.

Excuse me, who will explain this? ”

“Hi! Can’t explain it.”

Hahaha!

Amidst the laughter, Wang Hepeng continued to play the role: “Teacher Sun, do you not have your leg broken? You need this operation and you have to go in and get your leg from your stomach.”

“Who believe it!”

“Teacher Sun was hospitalized as a last resort. Anyway, he is different from Teacher Gao Fenggao.”

“What’s the matter with Gao Feng.”

“There is one named Gao Feng in Deyun. The most important characteristic of this teacher is that he is timid and has to go to the hospital every day. At least twice a day.”

“Twice a day? Why do you go.” Luan Yunping was a little confused.

“I’ll be there early in the morning.” Wang Hepeng bowed slightly, and learned the style of Gao Feng, “Hello doctor!

The doctor took a look, yo, teacher Gao is here? What are you planning to get sick today? ”

“Well, that’s all I said.”

Wang Hepeng glanced at Luan Yunping and stretched out a hand with the palm facing the audience, “What do you mean, I am indeed sick, and my left index finger is fractured.”

“Oh, how did you fold it?” Luan Yunping apologized at first, thinking he was talking nonsense.

“Hey~~! I am a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder.”

“What’s this about obsessive-compulsive disorder?”

“Look!”

The gazes on and off the stage were all on Wang Hepeng’s body. Wang Hepeng looked at his opened left hand fingers, and they broke off one by one, and they clicked.

Of course, this voice is only from his own mouth, and the audience can distinguish it.

After a few breaks, Wang Hepeng raised his head again and pointed to his index finger: “Doctor, you see all four ringing, but this one doesn’t ring.”

At this time, there was already a laugh below, and there was no point breaking, and the audience knew what was going on.

With just a breath, Wang Hepeng gritted his teeth and broke his index finger, “Crack!!!”

“Whew!! If you don’t make a sound, you will chuckle!”

Hahahahaha!

Looking at Wang Hepeng’s fierceness, a suffocated smile was immediately released by the audience, smiling from ear to ear.

They were so happy in Wang Hepeng’s field.

No worries.

“The doctor can’t do anything, so wrap him up with the medicine cloth first. Tell him as you wrap it, you have to go to the psychiatric hospital to check it out.”

Not long after the audience laughed, Wang Hepeng said again, and there was another voice below.

Luan Yunping stood behind the microphone and nodded, “You have to go there first.”

“This is a windy morning.”

“Um!”

“He’s back this afternoon, hello doctor, I’m back again.

The doctor is eating here: Why are you so annoying? It’s too in a hurry.

You are more diligent than me, let’s talk, what’s wrong.

Doctor, I am deaf. ”

Luan Yunping put her hands on the table, pondering, “Deaf?”

“It’s just that I can’t hear the sound.

The doctor asked, how long has it been?

Four or five days.

I’m talking to you now, can you hear me…

Can’t hear (whispered)

Fuck off! ! ”

“Purely come here to make a fuss.”

“It’s not a doctor, I didn’t speak, I’m a bit shy, I’m embarrassed to say.”

“What are you afraid of with the doctor!” Luan Yunping persuaded her next to her.

“My deafness is selective deafness!”

“What is selective deafness.”

At this time, Wang Hepeng broke a few breaths, and it took a long time to speak very quietly, “I can’t hear myself farting.”

As soon as the words fell, the laughter went out again.

It’s a shame that those who oppose the Three Secularisms did not listen to it.

Luan Yunping: “This is also a matter.”

“The doctor has got the medicine.” Wang Hepeng stretched out his hand, “Come on, take this.”

“Oh? Can you hear it after eating this ear?”

“After eating this fart, the sound becomes louder.”

“Leave the upper side and the lower side, this doctor?”

“Eat, go home and let it go.”

“Is this fair?”

“The next day! Teacher Gao is here again.”

“What are you doing!”

“Doctor, I’m here again.

Doctor: Let’s talk about it, what kind of illness is you planning to get today.

I am constipated. ”

Luan Yunping continued to hold it: “It seems that it has been a long time since I went to the toilet.”

“I’ll give you some kaiser. Two boxes of kaiser are taken away by Gaofeng.”

“That’s right.”

“I came back this afternoon. Doctor, it doesn’t work. Of course, Kayseri is delicious and tastes good, but it doesn’t work.”

Luan Yunping’s eyes widened when she heard it, and she uttered with the laughter below, “Nonsense, if you drink it, can it work?”

“I’m so angry with the doctor, do you have an electric drill at home? Be bald and bald.”

“I haven’t heard of it, why pay attention.”

“It’s really impossible, so let’s do it, you have to take a urine test first, and check your whole body.

After a while, holding the small plastic bowl for urine testing, Teacher Gao stood in the corridor and almost cried. ”

“What’s wrong?”

Wang Hepeng spread his hands out, embarrassed, “I don’t have any urine, what should I do? I was worried at this time, and I came to an acquaintance, Sun Yue’s daughter-in-law.”

“Why is she here.”

“I’m going to have a baby! Big belly, I saw Teacher Gao.

Hey, isn’t this Gao Feng?

sister in law!

What are you doing!

Urgent urine test did not have urine.

Hey, what is this called? Sister-in-law does it.

I will give you something. ”

“This can be mixed with this.”

“Follow him, the girls who talk about cross talk also care about this.”

“Drink, you gave up your life today, haven’t you? It’s horrible.”