American Comics: Starting with Muggle Wizards

"Hey beautiful, how about a drink later? I'm the infamous Deadpool!"

"I'd gladly waste a precious evening just to give you a high five..."

Wanda felt a chill run down her spine from Deadpool's unabashed gaze and asked with a dark face, "Where did this foul-mouthed guy come from?"

Colossus quickly stretched out his fan-sized steel arm and pushed Deadpool, who was constantly talking, to the back.

"Listen, Wade, we're here on a mission, not to pick up girls."

Then he looked at Harvey across from him.

"Hey, you over there, are you that mage named Harvey?"

At this moment, Harvey was in a state of utter confusion, his mind racing with thoughts, and he had no intention of responding at all.

He never expected to see the X-Men in this world.

Isn't this the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Why did X-Men suddenly appear?

This isn't scientific! Nor is it magic!

Chapter 78 Calabash Baby Saves Grandpa

Deadpool gritted his teeth and used all his strength to pry open the metal arm pressing on his shoulder.

After regaining his freedom, he kept a few meters away to avoid being controlled again, and also cursed.

"Shit! Big guy, don't touch my body that I'm selling!"

Then, staring at Harvey and Wanda opposite him, he slowly drew two samurai swords from his back with a serious expression.

The sharp blades brought a heavy, chilling atmosphere to the field.

But Deadpool's act was ruined the moment he opened his mouth.

"The great battle is coming, and Yoda is still riding on Luke's back. I'm going to ruin you like the Soft Cookies ruined music in the late 90s!"

"Prepare to die! 100,000 volts!"

Colossus also bumped his fists, producing a dull "clang" sound like steel colliding.

"Usually, after the conversation, it's time to take action, and I don't mind taking action."

After saying that, Colossus started running with a "thump, thump, thump" sound, carrying a terrifying aura of overwhelming force as he ran towards Harvey.

but--

Harvey, unable to figure out why the X-Men had interfered, decided to stop thinking about it for the time being and silently recited "Upside-down Golden Bell" and "Shadowless Blade".

Colossus, who was running, suddenly found his legs being pulled by an invisible force, and then he was uncontrollably suspended upside down in the air.

"What? What kind of ability is this? Put me down!"

With nowhere to put his grip, Colossus frantically flailed his arms like a fish washed ashore.

Deadpool, facing the translucent blade hurtling towards him, didn't even stop charging forward.

Instead, he swung his katana and delivered a fierce slash.

He imagined slicing through the translucent attack as easily as he had cut through bullets before.

Anyway, Lord Death Servants is fearless!

Just do it!

As a result, the power of the attack exceeded Deadpool's expectations, not only slicing his katana in two.

The translucent blade, its momentum undiminished, also sliced ​​him in two!

"Clap!"

Deadpool, now only his upper body, lay on the ground, blood gushing from the clean, severed opening in his abdomen, a truly gruesome scene.

"Gift crab!"

"That hurts so much, Deadpool, ouch...!"

While screaming and howling in agony, Deadpool crawled on the ground using his hands instead of his feet, heading towards his lower body.

He wanted to piece himself back together.

If no one stops him, Deadpool, with his abnormal regenerative abilities, will be back to his old self in less than ten minutes.

But the red light vanished in an instant.

After hitting Deadpool's lower body, a strange, dazzling golden flame instantly ignited, burning his lower body into a charred mess in less than a few seconds.

Upon seeing his lower body burned away, Deadpool's eyes widened, and he began to curse.

"Fake!"

"You evil devil, how dare you burn Deadpool's lower body?"

Are you jealous that my stick is longer than yours?

"Very good, you've successfully caught Deadpool's attention..."

Listening to Deadpool's endless rambling and reckless talk, Harvey felt a throbbing pain in his temples.

Deadpool's trash talk can actually make you want to kill this jerk!

"Seal the tongue and lock the throat!"

Harvey cast a spell to seal the source of the annoying sound.

While struggling and groaning, Deadpool picked up the katana that had broken in two and looked at Harvey with a determined gaze.

Even if he only has his upper body left, he will do everything in his power to complete the mission.

Having come from a mercenary background, he knew all too well how important credibility was.

Moreover, he had already made up his mind.

The more difficult the target is to deal with, the more confident we will be in demanding medical expenses from Black Egg when we get back.

After all, he had paid the price of half his body, so if Black Egg dared not to give him more money...

He went to Blackie's desk and took a dump to disgust him.

Seeing that Deadpool had lost his threat, Harvey looked at Colossus with mixed feelings and asked, "Didn't Professor X come today?"

Colossus was still yelling and shouting to put me down, but when he heard the professor's name mentioned, he calmed down a bit and replied with a wary look in his eyes, "You know the professor?"

Harvey shook his head, not trying to fool the other party.

"I don't know him, but I've heard of the famous X-Men."

Colossus was so surprised that he raised his voice again, his already loud voice becoming even louder.

"Impossible! The professor clearly erased all of humanity's memories of the X-Men..."

As they talked, the simple-minded Colossus realized he might have let something slip and quickly changed the subject.

"If you've got the guts, let me go. Sneak attacks aren't skill; let's fight fair and square!"

Harvey scoffed, "Do you think I'm an idiot?"

Deadpool reacted agitatedly, struggling even more violently with loud "uh-uh" sounds.

Clearly, his ingrained foul-mouthing instincts were about to kick in again.

Fortunately, Harvey had already silenced Deadpool.

Otherwise, he was afraid that he might impulsively cast a deadly curse.

He really wanted to see if Deadpool could withstand the Avada Kedavra curse, which is specifically designed to kill souls.

Could an immortal being be so abnormal that even if their soul is shattered, they still won't die?

Harvey stroked his chin, staring maliciously at Deadpool, who was crawling with a knife in one hand and a knife in the other.

"I've heard your ability is immortality? If your soul is shattered, can you still survive?"

Deadpool: "Hmm? Hmm!"

"Put me down..."

Colossus is still stubbornly requesting a rematch.

Harvey watched for a while, then, feeling bored, he prepared to leave with Wanda again, his mind preoccupied.

But then another woman walked into the building.

Storm Ororo Monroe, who wears a black leather combat suit, has short white hair, and delicate chocolate skin.

From the moment she entered, her wary gaze was fixed on Harvey.

Ororo Monroe was originally intended as a reserve force, monitoring the overall situation from the Blackbird fighter.

She thought this mission was just a simple formality, and she could easily earn two million in appearance fees.

But I didn't expect the target to be so difficult to deal with.

In particular, she was unfamiliar with all sorts of bizarre magic, even though she came from a family with a thousand-year-old lineage of Sangoma witches.

When Deadpool saw his teammates arrive, he excitedly started moaning again. From the eagerness in his eyes, it was clear that he felt he was saved.

But Harvey was annoyed by this endless battle where the younger ones would come and the older ones would come.

Without saying a word, he unleashed a thunderous explosion spell.

boom--

The Storm, who was gathering tornadoes with both hands, was sent flying out of the building's revolving door.

"puff..."

As Ororo Monroe coughed up blood, she flew in a graceful arc, smashing through the building's revolving glass doors, and flew more than thirty meters before crashing heavily to the ground.

Don't say Harvey lacked sportsmanship by launching a sneak attack. No normal person would just stand by and watch the enemy charge up. He was clearly about to unleash a powerful attack but didn't interrupt him.

He's not a brainless villain; he'd contemptuously wait for the enemy to unleash their ultimate move.

Therefore, although Storm was the top fighter in the X-Men, she was defeated the fastest.