Genshin Impact, My Villain System Is a Bit Abnormal

"I'll take care of everything," Jiang Ning assured him confidently.

"Okay! Thank you!" Barbara seemed very excited, but when her gaze swept over Wendy beside her, she became a little depressed.

"Jiang Ning, tell me, why did Sister... Commander Qin call over that bard who likes to drink?"

Jiang Ning said, "Well... do you really want to know?"

For some reason, Jiang Ning wanted to see what it would be like for Barbara's faith to collapse.

[Wow, host, you're really wicked! This is just an innocent little rabbit, and you want to paint it with ink?]

System complaints.

"When did you become a tsukkomi (complainer)?"

[This is the course I took at the Systems Academy; it's said to help the host achieve better physical and mental health and motivation.]

"So your cat-headed academy really does teach crooked and evil ways instead of proper things, huh?"

Don't criticize me unnecessarily; it's because I didn't try hard enough.

After exchanging a few words with the system, Jiang Ning looked at Barbara with the same smile a big bad wolf gives a little white rabbit.

Barbara instinctively felt something was wrong, but she remained resolute:

"Well, I want to know."

Jiang Ning whispered in Barbara's ear.

She felt Jiang Ning's hand brush against her cheek, and his breath brush against her ear...

Barbara's face turned slightly red.

But I still listened attentively.

Then came silence, stiffness, pupils dilating, and mouths agape.

“No, no way!?”

Barbara looked at Wendy in disbelief. Wendy was already drunk and no different from those drunkards who were acting crazy.

act like a buffoon.

However, Barbara finally understood why Wendy, when he came to borrow the harp, proudly declared that he was Barbatos, the god of wind, and that he could use the Sky Harp.

It can even summon Dvalin?

If Wendy equals Barbatos, then everything makes sense.

only……

Something felt like it had shattered inside Barbara.

If this were a typical fantasy novel, Barbara would likely cough up blood twice, and her master would be shocked, his Dao heart shattered.

But now Barbara's waist went limp, her vision went black, and she fell directly into Jiang Ning's arms.

Jiang Ning held Barbara in his arms, and he even wondered if Barbara was just lusting after his body, which was why she leaned towards him.

Gan Yu looked at Barbara thoughtfully, wondering if she should go back and familiarize herself with how to fight in the permafrost...

Shen He glanced up at the screen and then continued slurping his noodles.

Qin was stunned, her face filled with disbelief.

“Barbara, she…”

Lisa watched with great interest, then said earnestly:

"Looks like Barbara's getting on in years... Jean, your sister already has someone in mind, why don't you look for one?"

"Lisa!"

Although she knew her best friend was joking, Qin still glared at Lisa.

Lisa laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I won't say anymore."

Ignoring Qin, who was lost in thought, Lisa was curious about what interesting developments would occur next.

The atmosphere in the tavern gradually became lively, which could be considered a rare moment of relaxation during leisure time.

I don't know when I'll be able to feel this relaxed again.

97. My hands are numb... (Please subscribe)

When Jiang Ning woke up the next morning, he was completely bewildered.

My head even hurt a little, and I completely blacked out.

When I reached out to touch it, I realized I couldn't feel either of my hands.

Shocked, I tried to get up quickly, but ended up wearing a mask of pain on my face.

I slept on my arms as a pillow all night.

What movies and books say is all lies. They don't tell you that newlyweds are inseparable, always together, and that the girl falls asleep with her head on the boy's arm at night.

Bullshit! I tried it myself, and the result was that I had no feeling in my hands. Every movement felt like being poked by a thousand needles.

Trembling, he turned his head and found Shen He to his left and Gan Yu to his right.

Both of them were fast asleep, hugging themselves and using their arms as pillows.

Especially Gan Yu, whose two horns were poking her own arm, it was incredibly painful.

Fortunately, both of them were dressed, and for some reason, Jiang Ning breathed a sigh of relief.

But what follows is regret.

"Senior sister, wake up..."

Jiang Ning couldn't wake his two senior sisters, so he could only kick them.

Shen He's long eyelashes trembled twice, like fans, before he opened his eyes somewhat blankly.

"Good morning, junior brother..."

However, Gan Yu slept soundly, motionless, as if she were dreaming of something good. She even smiled foolishly and nudged her head.

Jiang Ning took a deep breath, and then he regained feeling in his arm, but it was even more uncomfortable.

Fortunately, Shen He noticed Jiang Ning's predicament and took the initiative to wake Gan Yu up.

"Sister..."

Shen He said softly.

Gan Yu stirred twice more, then opened her eyes blankly, only to see Jiang Ning wearing a mask of pain. Her brain seemed to be rebooting...

Then she realized what had happened, her pretty face immediately turned bright red, and she quickly straightened up.

When he got up, he didn't pay attention and his elbow landed directly on Jiang Ning's armpit, causing Jiang Ning to cry out instantly.

…………

"I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I... I was half asleep!"

Gan Yu apologized to Jiang Ning with a flushed face. Jiang Ning sat there while Shen He used his immortal power to help Jiang Ning soothe the discomfort in his arm.

Jiang Ning then said, "Um, it's okay, Senior Sister... what exactly happened last night? I don't remember anything about it?"

At this point, Gan Yu took a deep breath to calm herself down, and then said seriously:

"Jiang Ning, remember this: you must never drink alcohol again..."

"what happened?"

Gan Yu said, "Last night, you accidentally drank some alcohol, and you passed out right after just one sip. Shen He's alcohol tolerance isn't very good either, so I had to carry both of you back."

Then, because of the overtime work and the exhaustion of the day, plus the inexplicable fragrance on my junior colleague, I felt very at ease. As soon as I felt at ease, I wanted to sleep, and then...

They ended up rolling around together.

That's why such an awkward scene happened this morning.

"Oh, I see... Wait a minute, I checked specifically, it's my own cup."

Jiang Ning sensed that something was wrong.

Gan Yu said, "It seems... Lord Wendy replaced your cup."

Jiang Ning remained silent. "Okay, very good, excellent. You will repay what you have done now in the future."

"My head still feels a bit uncomfortable..."

Although Jiang Ning had been awake for some time, he was still in a daze.

Gan Yu quickly said, "Is it because of a hangover? Huixin has already prepared some soup to help you sober up. I'll go get it right away."

After some more commotion, Jiang Ning finally returned to his usual self, and then the three of them started packing their luggage together.

The original plan was to have a celebration banquet and a farewell banquet last night, and today they would be setting off back to Liyue.

After everything was prepared, they arrived at the gates of Mondstadt.

Barbara, Yura, and Amber had been waiting here since early morning.

Of course, there's also the floating object Paimon and the traveler Yingmei.

"Where is the ensemble leader?"

Jiang Ning asked.

"As for Qin, after a rare moment of relaxation, she'll be busy again. Look, she has a pile of documents to process this morning."

Eula said.

"So you didn't listen to any of the advice I gave you before."

Jiang Ning was speechless.

"Who says otherwise? Oh well, it's not my problem anyway."