Genshin Impact, My Villain System Is a Bit Abnormal

Yes, my grades weren't good enough at the system training base, so I was transferred to the Villain Academy.

The system's voice sounded a bit goofy.

Jiang Ning fell silent. Having read countless novels, he had a bad feeling: "You... which training base did you graduate from?"

[I originally wanted to go to the FL training system, but my exam score wasn't high enough, so I had to go to Cat Head!]

The system's voice sounded somewhat apologetic.

Jiang Ning fell silent. The Cat Head System, it was a household name, its main feature was a useless person who clung to the host's coattails.

"Tell me what the villain system is? What's it used for?"

Jiang Ning had no choice but to try anything, after all, there were still a few reliable systems... hopefully his was the reliable one.

[It's very simple. We issue tasks to the host, who then completes them to become stronger, essentially turning the host into a major villain!]

"But I don't want to be a villain!" Jiang Ning gritted his teeth.

Young man, who doesn't want to be a hero? And you're telling me you were born to be a villain?

There's nothing I can do about this; it's part of the performance evaluation rules, and there's nothing I can do about it.

Jiang Ning sighed, "Never mind... we'll talk about that later. What about the newbie gift pack? You must have a newbie gift pack, right? I'm a major villain, you can't expect me to know nothing, can you?"

[Yes, yes! Please wait a moment, the newbie gift pack is being sent!]

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[Please check your inbox. Also, from now on, when you talk to me, you only need to think about it in your mind! Opening gift packs, submitting quests, etc., can all be done silently!]

Jiang Ning nodded slightly and silently said, "Open the gift pack!"

[Congratulations, host, you have received a 'genetic enhancement'! Your genes will gradually approach perfection! As a villain, how can you not become a perfect being?]

[Congratulations, host, on gaining the special ability 'Absorption'! As a villain, being able to absorb the opponent's abilities for your own use is the righteous path!]

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Ning felt a warm current fill his whole body, a tingling and very comfortable sensation.

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Ning felt that the pain in his limbs, which had been aching from his escape, was gone, and the small cuts from the tree branches on his body were healing quickly.

"I feel stronger..." Jiang Ning had a strange feeling that he could kill a bull with one punch.

"System, absorb this information carefully."

Jiang Ning said quietly.

[Well, it's like this: you can absorb the opponent's energy to strengthen yourself; to put it simply, it's like the Star-Absorbing Technique—harming others for your own benefit.]

Jiang Ning suddenly realized that they were really training him to be a villain...

It might sound harsh, but Jiang Ning isn't a stubborn person. He'd be a hero if he could, but the most important thing is strength.

Although I'm not entirely clear on the plot, this dangerous place, with its title of "Demon God," must be extremely dangerous.

Therefore, strength is the only thing that matters for survival, regardless of whether someone is a hero or a villain.

Black cat or white cat, a good cat is one that catches mice!

Moreover, as an orphan, he knows he has to rely on himself for everything and is much more mature than his peers.

What exactly does "perfect genes" mean?

[This quote, taken from a certain perfect being, will make you, the host, approach perfection in terms of talent, comprehension, and even appearance.]

"very good……"

Jiang Ning was very satisfied; this hanger was excellent.

A perfect creature, I love it.

[Additionally, the optimizations to the body's appearance have been completed and will not be changed further.]

Jiang Ning's smile froze: "What do you mean?"

The system said: "Literally, I can bring up a mirror for you to see."

"Hurry up!" Jiang Ning said hastily.

He stood up and quickly took a look at the current situation.

But then the person in the mirror stunned Jiang Ning.

With bright, expressive eyes, red lips, and white teeth, a boy of about fourteen or fifteen years old, somewhere between a teenager and a young boy, stood there.

Although the overall appearance remains largely the same, compared to the original just-pretty face, every detail on the face has now been subtly adjusted towards perfection.

Her original black hair turned snow-white, and her brown pupils turned blood red.

Good heavens, is this a genetic mutation? He went from a black-haired, black-eyed descendant of the Yellow Emperor to, well, a white-haired, red-eyed villainous little boy?

but why?

I used to be over 1.6 meters tall, but I've shrunk!

He's shrunk to less than 1.6 meters!

"System, explain this to me!"

Jiang Ning was really worried. Do you know how important height is for a teenager during puberty?!

The system's voice sounded somewhat embarrassed: "Well, after calculation, this height is, firstly, the most deceptive factor, and secondly, a perfect combination of agility and other aspects..."

[Furthermore, taking into account the previous host's height, a height most suitable for the current host was chosen...]

Jiang Ning's face contorted with rage: "So you cut it by ten centimeters, huh? I want a refund!"

No returns or exchanges after purchase.

"You haven't fully disclosed the necessary information. I can offer a refund or exchange!"

Oh, I missed reading the instruction manual and forgot to tell you.

The system's voice sounded very awkward.

Jiang Ning immediately deflated. Oh well, it's just the Cat Head's ancestral system of being a terrible system... I thought it was something really reliable... just a delusion.

"Then explain these eyes and hair to me?"

The system's voice suddenly became assertive and, quite...excited?

[Host, don't you think your height and porcelain doll-like, exquisitely cute appearance are particularly suited to white hair and red eyes?]

As the system spoke, its voice grew increasingly excited. Combined with the girl's voice, Jiang Ning felt more and more that his system was a complete freak.

"Be normal..."

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[Ahem, sorry, host, I lost my composure...]

"In short, let me explain what this 'absorption' skill is now."

Jiang Ning quickly changed the subject.

And all I can do is keep comforting myself that appearance is just an external thing, and look at me now, I'm pretty... well, good-looking, aren't I?

[Literally, instruction manual... Huh?! Where's my instruction manual?!]

The system's voice became panicked.

Jiang Ning pursed her lips: "You... truly live up to the reputation of your academy..."

"Forget it, I'll figure it out myself when the time comes..."

Jiang Ning increasingly felt that it was better to rely on himself than on others.

"System, issue a task. You guys should have year-end performance reviews, right?" Jiang Ning said.

The system was taken aback. Wait, how come this host knows the program better than it does?

So she quickly replied, "Yes, our assessments are much more humane than before. If you want tasks, I'll issue them; if you don't, simply put, it's about exchanging the number of enemies you defeat for assessment points... and you don't need to defeat too many enemies."

Then the system said in a silly tone: "[The main problem is that systems that graduate at our level don't have much authority. Otherwise, the systems that graduate from the FL Academy next door are all big shots with high authority. They'd say things like 'wipe out' if you didn't meet your performance targets..."]

[Here, if you don't meet the assessment requirements, the worst you get is three days of forced diarrhea, turning your intestines into something like a bird's...]

A bird's intestines are straight. To put it simply, being incontinent for three consecutive days... compared to being wiped out, one is death, and the other is social death.

"I see... That's really humane. Well then, issue the first task."

Jiang Ning was clearly unaware that something was wrong.

Although I've been strengthened now, it's only compared to before; I still need to become stronger to be on the safe side.

[Task issued: As a future major villain, how can you not have a good background? Congratulations, you've already lost both parents, fulfilling the prerequisite. Now you only need a master, and under their tutelage, you must patiently grow stronger and become a rebellious disciple.]

[Mission: Become an apprentice of the True Lord Liuyun Borrowing Wind. Long-term mission: Become a rebellious disciple who defies his master in the future.]

Jiang Ning was taken aback: "Isn't this a bad idea? Are you going to kill the master of your savior?"

Jiang Ning has begun to consider whether to use the enemy to run the assessment targets.

But Jiang Ning quickly realized what was going on: "Also, what do you mean by congratulating me on the death of my parents?"

"Hey, don't worry about the details... Actually, there's a loophole in this task. It's a skill I honed back in my school days."

"Honestly, your specialty is exploiting loopholes, which is really quite pathetic."

Jiang Ning sighed.

"But I like it very much."

At least he wouldn't actually kill his master, right? Although Jiang Ning said he wasn't opposed to becoming a villain, he still loathed such heinous acts.

【It's very simple. If you're stronger than your master, then you can sexually assault her and pose her in various positions. Isn't that another form of disrespecting your master?】

How could a mother system possibly say something that could be silenced just by saying it?

Jiang Ning recalled the appearance of the crane and said with difficulty, "Humans cannot, or at least should not..."

【Then go ahead and kill the teacher! Besides, immortals can transform into human form. Even if we take a step back, this is at least a female crane, isn't it?】