Genshin Impact, My Villain System Is a Bit Abnormal

Watching the people coming and going on the street, my thoughts gradually wandered.

When Lord Gan Yu came to see me last time, I was almost scared out of my wits.

Are they going to shut down the shop again?

But seeing Gan Yu's furtive and guilty look, Ying'er understood.

In addition, Gan Yu had subtly inquired about Jiang Ning, and considering that Jiang Ning had been brought before her by Shen He some time ago...

Ying'er still feels very excited and thrilled when she thinks about it now.

The fellow disciples, yet they're all playing the roles of a young boy.

That's really interesting, so very interesting.

The questions Gan Yu consulted were, of course, asked and answered in a very proper manner, and there was no fabrication or attempt to retaliate against Gan Yu for her previous personal grudge.

Because... if I were to spout nonsense and ruin Gan Yu's plans, the next time it would probably be more than just shutting down the shop.

Ying'er was still sensible and worked hard to help Gan Yu with her advice.

It has to be said that these two sisters have very similar concerns: go for it, make it a fait accompli first, and then talk about it.

One of you is a disciple of an immortal, and the other is an immortal being himself. What are you afraid of?

It's just that the little guy suffered, but it should also be considered a reward?

But judging from how they've been buying perfumes and porcelain lately, it seems like it hasn't been implemented yet, right?

Honestly, if Gan Yu doesn't step in soon, Shen He and Jiang Ning's kids will probably be old enough to run errands by now.

Ying'er was somewhat exasperated by Gan Yu's indecisiveness.

If it were me, I reckon all three holes on my body would be unlocked by now.

Such a handsome young man, who wouldn't be tempted?

Just as she was thinking about Jiang Ning, he appeared at the shop entrance. Ying'er's eyes lit up immediately, and she stood up gracefully, smiling:

"Welcome to Chunxiang Kiln! Little Jiangning, are you missing your big sister? How about coming over to my house for a makeover? My house is quite big; you can sleep if you get tired~"

Jiang Ning: “…”

The best thing you can say is "sit."

Jiang Ning looked at the "hungry wolf" in front of him as if it had seen meat, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

The purchasing team had a slight disagreement about what to buy.

The new porcelain bowls and cups on the list are to be purchased from Chunxiang Kiln.

However, for well-known reasons, even the quirky and clever Hu Tao was hesitant to come over.

So the two girls decided to let Jiang Ning come.

First, Jiang Ning is a boy, and girls are more shy; second, this is in front of a member of the opposite sex, and a minor at that. No matter how much you, Ying'er, talk nonsense, you wouldn't talk nonsense to a minor, would you?

However, Xiangling and Hutao clearly overestimated Ying'er's integrity and Jiang Ning's charm with older women.

"Um, I'm here to buy porcelain bowls and cups, just give me a couple of sets..."

Jiang Ning only wanted to take the goods and leave, without lingering there.

Ying'er, however, very naturally took Jiang Ning's hand and walked inside:

"How can I be so casual? I'm not a casual person. Come in, this thing needs to be handled slowly and carefully. Use your fingers to feel its smoothness and texture, and savor it properly..."

Jiang Ning kept his head down, not daring to speak, afraid that he might say something wrong and that the woman would take the opportunity to make a move.

Honestly, after being in Teyvat for so long, this is the first time Jiang Ning has encountered a woman with such a strong aggressive attitude.

Lisa doesn't count; I haven't been to Lisa's afternoon tea yet, so I haven't experienced its power.

Seeing that Jiang Ning remained silent, Ying'er continued with a smile:

"It seems you, Jiangning, still have no experience at all. It's alright, your older sister is very experienced. I will definitely teach you step by step and lead you to the level of an expert (in selecting porcelain)."

Jiang Ning kept his head down, but his pupils dilated.

No, how can this woman start a conversation without saying a word?

Finally, Jiang Ning bought two sets of porcelain in a daze, and then was sent out in a daze. Then he went to find Hu Tao and Xiang Ling in a daze. If it weren't for the passersby reminding him, he probably would have walked into the bushes again.

Ying'er watched Jiang Ning leave with a smile. Looking at the hand she had been holding Jiang Ning's, she inexplicably brought it to her nose and sniffed it.

I couldn't help but be a little surprised.

Seriously, bro, you smell amazing.

…………

After Jiang Ning and Xiang Ling reunited, they were still in a daze.

Xiangling and Hutao exchanged a glance. Hutao sighed and said in a mature and worldly manner:

"Look, yet another boy has been harmed by Ying'er."

Xiangling said, "Did we overestimate Ying'er's integrity?"

Hu Tao shrugged: "Otherwise what? Ying'er is really going too far. Didn't she tease Chongyun's pure yang body last time? As a result, Chongyun spent the whole afternoon soaking in ice water and eating popsicles."

"Terrible, terrible... If it weren't for the fact that Chunxiang Kiln's products are truly of high quality and inexpensive, I wouldn't want to go there to buy things..."

Xiangling looked at Jiang Ning and felt a little embarrassed.

"Well, it's all over now. The pre-Lantern Festival shopping was quite tiring... But why does everything have to be on my shoulders? Everyone else is on holiday, but Zhongli is just drinking tea and listening to opera. He doesn't even come to help me with anything."

Walnut was humming and hawing.

Xiangling said, "Haha... Perhaps it's because that guest elder had his own considerations..."

Hu Tao wrinkled her cute little nose and stopped complaining. After all, judging from the clues, her guest elder must be an immortal. How could someone's appearance remain unchanged for so many years?

Alright, alright, with such an immortal residing here, my humble abode is truly honored. I, Hu Tao, should be more magnanimous.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's hurry up and take Jiang Ning back. I feel like Jiang Ning's current state is a bit..." Xiangling said.

Walnut nodded: "Mhm."

…………

"Welcome back... What's wrong?"

Gan Yu was startled when she saw Jiang Ning's appearance.

Fortunately, Shen He was cooking in the kitchen at that moment. If Shen He had seen this, he probably would have grabbed Xi Zai and left.

"Haha, it's a little embarrassing to say, we let Jiang Ning go to Chunxiang Kiln to buy things by himself..."

Hu Tao awkwardly scratched the back of her head and said.

Gan Yu opened her mouth, then understood instantly.

Gan Yu sighed and waved her hand: "Forget it, give Jiang Ning to me. I'll take him to rest. You guys go help Shen He."

As he spoke, he helped Jiang Ning into the inner room.

Xiangling rushed to help, with Hu Tao following behind.

However, a short while later, Xiangling's angry roar could be heard:

"Hu Tao! That's vinegar! Not soy sauce! Get out of here! You're just making things worse!"

Then Walnut was kicked out.

Helpless, Hu Tao could only go and play with the fish in the yard.

Meanwhile, Gan Yu, after carrying Jiang Ning in, stared blankly at him.

Should we really do as Ying'er says?

Let's make it a done deal first?

No, no, there are people outside. It has to be when there are no guests...

Gan Yu herself didn't realize that her thoughts had changed from resistance to not having any outsiders around.

She made up her mind to get things done before going home, otherwise, if her master found out about her current awkward situation, she would be in big trouble.

However, Little Coconut Sheep seems to have forgotten one thing, which is that, although it can prevent the master from seeing the awkward period.

But it seems she's better at telling whether you've already lost your virginity.

Before dinner, Jiang Ning finally calmed down. Miss Ying'er was terrifying.

Even though he and his senior sister had played so skillfully, he was still like a blank sheet of paper in front of Ying'er.

At the dinner table, Xiangling enthusiastically discussed this year's Lantern Festival:

"This year, for the Lantern Festival, Dad and Mom are finally going out for a stroll. Since Wanmintang can take a few days off, I'll go to Mount Aozang with you. The head chef will be there too."

"I'll be in charge of cooking then. How about everyone cooks one of their best dishes?"

Jiang Ning said, "That's impossible. Cooking is out of the question. The only way to survive is to freeload off other people."

"You really are... lazy," Xiangling complained.

Hu Tao chuckled: "Then, when the time comes, I, the Hall Master, will definitely make a 'Ghostly March' dish! This is my signature dish!"

"Waaah, please don't! After eating your Ghostly March last time, I felt like I could really see little ghosts."

Xiangling quickly called for a stop.

"Hmph, that's because you don't know how to appreciate it."

Hu Tao was arguing with her friend.

"Is this the little ghost you're talking about?"

Jiang Ning summoned a ghost and had it pat Xiang Ling on the back.

Xiangling shuddered, then turned around and saw the ghost behind her, and was immediately startled: