My wife is the stand-in.
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'If you don't get out of there, you go ahead?' Icarus raised his chin.
"No need," Amanosaki refused decisively. "I'm already at my last gasp."
'Then stop talking nonsense and let me slap him.'
Amanosaki chuckled: 'And then we just take off running?'
I'm definitely faster than you.
"No, I'm known for my quick draws."
The two passed each other while joking around.
Icarus took the Spear of Longinus, and suddenly, as if remembering something, asked:
"Where's Xiao Li? I can't find him."
The soldiers nearby looked at each other and shook their heads, indicating they didn't know.
Icarus flapped his wings, his halo reappeared, and he landed gracefully, radiating countless splendors.
The two muscular men with purple skin stood up silently without saying a word and charged straight at them.
The Taoist covered his mouth and coughed softly, his bulging eyes greedily licking Icarus.
“This is truly excellent material…”
boom!
Icarus threw the Spear of Longchinus directly, which smashed into the granite roof above the pit.
These hard rocks, formed by geological movements, shattered as easily as if they were made of paper!
Large rocks crashed down, burying the muscular man. The Taoist priest simply waved one hand to the left and right, changing the direction of the falling rocks so they landed to the left and right.
The enormous queen fish was smashed into a pulp by the rain of falling rocks.
The Taoist priest sat cross-legged on the fish head:
"You want to crush my living terracotta warriors with granite and concrete? I have to admit this weapon is effective, but this kind of imagination is just too... um?"
The usually composed Taoist priest suddenly showed a shocked expression, as if he had heard that his entire family had died suddenly.
On each piece of granite and concrete that has been laid to the ground stands a fierce and ruthless knight-errant dressed in a robe of a ghost messenger, with a bronze nameplate hanging from his waist and a tall crown on his head.
There were about twenty of these people, who completely surrounded the deep pit.
It was the Fengdu branch that came to our aid!
Amanosaki leaned against the wall and stood up, flashing a mouthful of white teeth:
"Who the hell wants to reason with a heretic like you? I'm calling my men!"
"who are you?"
Among the heroes of Fengdu, a middle-aged hero with a tall hat adorned with red agate waved his hand and asked a question.
Without a word, all the heroes drew their weapons and revealed their supernatural abilities.
Some held chains in their hands, the ends of which were tied to ferocious, hungry tigers. Some held vertical flutes, from which countless ghostly butterflies emerged. Some wielded tridents, with emerald flames leaping at their tips. Some wore brass knuckles on their hands, and behind them appeared a grotesque, laughing Asura mask.
Ignoring the others, Jiraiya gave Amanosaki a deep look:
"How did you do that? According to my intelligence, these people would have had at least seven or eight minutes to get here... Was it Li Junzi from the Yushan branch?"
"No! His ability is related to the physical body, so it's impossible for him to transfer these people over."
"There isn't a single person in the Fengdu branch of the Space Ability faction. What's going on?"
The Taoist priest's voice grew softer and softer as he spoke, turning from a question into a muttering to himself.
Amanosaki spat out a mouthful of white foam: "You might as well die in a daze."
After saying that, he slammed his fist on the tempered glass: "Gentlemen! This guy has admitted that he was the mastermind behind the former guard's fall into heresy! I have nothing to say to this evil heretic, let's all charge together!"
After speaking, he glanced at the officer, who, seeing this, also stood up and shouted:
"The officials of Fengdu can testify! My superiors and I both heard the old man admit it!"
These words seemed to be a signal, and the surrounding heroes roared and unleashed their attacks, with wind, fire, thunder, and lightning all appearing at the Taoist priest.
"Hehehe, hahaha!"
The Taoist priest rolled up his sleeves and burst into loud laughter.
"You won this time, but I didn't lose either. Amanosaki-kun, let's continue our journey together."
"There are many more!"
The goat standing next to the fish head suddenly bleated.
It opened its mouth, and a gale howled out, sweeping everything around it into its mouth.
As the wind grew stronger, the goat's mouth opened wider and wider, gradually becoming a giant mouth two or three meters wide.
The gale swept everything away, and all the heroes were forced to cling to the rocks, unable to move.
The goat's final form was a deep purple vortex filled with evil and nauseating negative emotions.
The Taoist priest grabbed the goat's teeth, waved to Tennozaki, and calmly walked inside.
Then, the goat opened its mouth wide and sucked in the Queen Fish head next to it and the large rock at its feet.
Some physically weak warriors were swept away, and then their comrades held them by the feet, leaving them hanging in the gale.
The goat's mouth grew larger and larger until its outline and teeth were no longer visible, leaving only a purple vortex that looked like a door.
"Bah!"
The bleating of goats echoed in the deep pit. The goat that created the vortex chewed something in its mouth, its hooves treading on the pebbles scattered on the ground, and hopped and skipped into the pit.
The vortex collapsed instantly, and the raging wind that had swept through the entire laboratory subsided.
The middle-aged man wearing a red agate hat adjusted his hat and turned to look at Amanosaki:
"Who is this guy?"
He said his name was Ziliao Daoren.
"The Daoist Zile? Never heard of him." The middle-aged man flicked a pebble out of his ear and frowned as he asked, "Please explain how we were instantly transported from the upper level of the Avici Hell to here."
"Sorry, no comment."
Amanosaki shrugged.
He would never admit that Icarus possessed a universal card capable of granting the vast majority of wishes in the world.
Just now, when the two exchanged the Spear of Longchinus, Icarus took the opportunity to slip a universal card into Amanosaki's arms, and used the light of his angelic glory to cover up the strange light that appeared when the universal card was used.
They also used persuasive language to divert everyone's attention.
She personally brought Amanosaki out, so she naturally knew that Li Junzi was still lying unconscious in the well.
"Well!"
The middle-aged man twitched his lips in displeasure, thought for a moment, and then asked only one question: "What are your plans now? The branch and the government need you to give a statement."
"what time is it now?"
"5 PM, what?"
Amanosaki propped himself up and said, "Let's go without delay. I still have a date with my girlfriend tonight. Then I need to give some fruit to my friends on the ship as a treat."
"The branch will cover all your remaining expenses for today. I only have one request."
"You say."
"After today, don't stay in Fengdu any longer." The middle-aged man sighed. "We're begging you, branch headquarters."
"...No problem."
As a result, Amanosaki noticed that the surrounding heroes all breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm not a jinx, why is it such a big deal?" Amanosaki snorted.
The man replied seriously, "We've looked at your file. Ever since you started out, you've been plagued by strange occurrences. Your experiences these past few days are more outrageous than what a branch sect leader experiences in a year. You're a jinx."
"Oh, right." He looked around. "The information says there's another guy, over two meters tall, named Li Junzi, who's a student of Amber Master. Where is he?"
Amanosaki stroked his chin and shook his head to change the subject:
"correct."
"My own superpower requires real money to acquire. I've put in so much effort today, will you reimburse me?"
"Ah chirp!"
At the bottom of the shaft, Li Junzi sneezed so loudly that it echoed inside the shaft.
He pulled out half a human bone from behind him, tossed it aside, and looked at the dim light, asking blankly:
"Where am I? How did I get here? Where are my older brother and sister-in-law?"
Chapter 102: Starlight Shines Brightly
"So, we're going to watch this movie on our date?"
In the empty movie theater, Icarus and Amanosaki occupied the most comfortable seats, with several buckets of popcorn and potato chips in front of them, and two large bottles of soda, one red and one blue, at their feet.
Amanosaki munched on potato chips: "Isn't this what we asked for? We wanted to see a movie without knights-errant or superpowers, just about ordinary life and romance."
Icarus pointed at the tigers on the large screen, which were displaying intense breeding activities, and his usually flawless face showed a rare hint of frustration: "But... is it really necessary to come to see an animal documentary? This is a date, a date!"
As she complained, she grabbed Amanosaki's glasses and shook the obviously overly heavy object:
"And who on earth was the genius to come up with the idea of making a 3D version of Animal World?!"
"I'm here for a date! Not to watch animals display their genitals!"
She crossed her arms and said angrily.
“There’s nothing I can do about it.” Amanosaki scratched the side of his head, looking somewhat helpless. “That’s just how movies are in this world. Before I started making movies and anime, these were the only things that didn’t involve chivalry.”
"How about we stop watching and go eat?"
Seeing Amanosaki's apologetic expression, Icarus was furious. She plunged her hands into the popcorn bucket, grabbed a handful, and threw it at Amanosaki.
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