My wife is the stand-in.

Amber shook his head, picked up the contract, and tapped his fingers lightly: "You've already signed it."

"I fucking..." Amanosaki grabbed his hair, thinking to himself, if I had known you all wanted me to quit, I would have taken the opportunity to get a few small goals from them, or at least a few big ones to buy a house!

Gan!

This is a huge loss!

Amanosaki frowned and looked pitifully at Rin Tohsaka for comfort, only to find that Rin Tohsaka was biting her lip, one hand clenched into a fist, and an emotion called anger was brewing in her chest.

broken!

Amanosaki suddenly thought of Rin Tohsaka from "Fate". Because she lost her parents at a young age, she was very sensitive to money as she used gem magic. This caused her to lose a big business deal and she might be in serious trouble!

"What kind of karma have I created?!"

Having survived the time travel, the evil forces, and the provocations of the Yushan branch, he now lay on the sofa with tears in his eyes, looking like a deflated swimming ring, dry and lifeless.

He lay there, his spirit drained, letting Rin Tohsaka pinch and twist his waist.

All of these are karmic debts.

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A dozen minutes later, Amanosaki, looking as if she had lost her parents, was taken away by an angry Rin Tohsaka. They didn't even have a sip of tea. Amanosaki, who was like a walking corpse, didn't even have time to say goodbye to the two of them. She was carried by Rin Tohsaka like a rag doll.

Only Deputy Section Chief Hu Zhun and Amber Gong remained, sitting opposite each other.

"Lord Amber, according to the original procedure, we still need him to provide detailed information about his supernatural abilities so that we can design a course for him and help Amanosaki quickly adapt to the life of a chivalrous knight," Hu Zhun said, tidying up the contract.

Amber sipped his hot tea and shook his head: "No need. Just open up all the courses and let him choose whatever he wants to learn."

"Isn't this a bit..."

"The Flying Sword Immortal is recruiting disciples. Can you voluntarily give up without any compensation?" Amber asked out of the blue.

Hu Zhun lowered his head and thought for a long time before slowly shaking his head: "Even now I can't. If Mr. Jie agrees to take me as his apprentice, I am willing to give up my current position to serve him tea and water."

"So he was destined not to be a spy. Whether it's a foreign knightly order or a spy from a heretical sect, no one would give up the opportunity to advance to the next level. Swordsmanship is a path acquired later in life, and we innate extraordinary individuals can also learn some, but Amanosaki refused. Why?"

Amber asked and answered himself: "Because he doesn't lack teachers at all. Hu Zhun, this kid's special ability is intelligence. I watched the video repeatedly. Did you hear what that girl said to Amanosaki?"

“She said, ‘It will be much easier once he starts learning.’ Learning, do you understand? Amanosaki doesn’t need to learn any acquired skills at all; his superpower will teach him. What did you think of?”

Hu Zhun's face immediately became interesting. He swallowed hard and recited knowledge he had learned in his middle school textbooks:

"Sun Wukong, a great hero of the Ming Dynasty, called himself the Monkey King. His supernatural ability was called 'Great Sage.' He would tell everyone that he was a disciple of the Bodhi Patriarch of the Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars. At that time, the emperor summoned all the Taoist priests and diviners in the land to find the extraordinary person who could teach Sun Wukong."

Amber gently picked up where Hu Zhun left off:

"However, the divination shows that there is no Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars in the world, nor is there a Bodhi Patriarch. Sun Wukong's abilities were all created by himself."

"Amanosaki is the second Sun Wukong. Regardless of whether others can learn what he creates in the future, he cannot and should not accept any personal education."

"The only one who can teach him is himself."

Chapter 30: Everything is Based on Pyramid Schemes

Amanosaki originally thought he would have a wonderful half-day.

He brought his beautiful girlfriend, enjoying the envy and curses of everyone in the cafeteria, and sat down for lunch with a beautiful girl in black stockings amidst the disdain of the cafeteria lady who "identified him as trash".

After lunch, amidst the park-like greenery on the surface of the Yushan branch, with a soft, smooth silk stocking lap pillow, one can enjoy a nap surrounded by the softness and fragrance of young girls, a nap that one is reluctant to wake up from.

In the afternoon, I used the 10,000 yuan I earned to enjoy the prosperity of Chongqing with my girlfriend.

He's worked so hard for so many years, shouldn't he be able to enjoy himself a little?

He's been single for decades, can't he go out for a stroll with his angelic girlfriend?

Having a girlfriend and not showing her off is like wearing fine clothes in the dark!

"You've lost all your money, and you still have the nerve to go out and have fun?"

The thought of losing the money made Rin Tohsaka, who was obsessed with money, furious.

"Find everything on the list and come home. I'm going to give you a good lesson. If you don't finish, you'll be in for a world of hurt!"

Rin Tohsaka, exuding an aura of power, spoke with each word like a whip, lashing Amanosaki's heart and shattering his beautiful dream.

So, dejected, he could only take the list and consult the young ladies in uniforms at the front desk of the branch building. Although the receptionists were all young and beautiful, he was too preoccupied to flirt with them.

However, even now, the footprints and handprints on his face hadn't completely disappeared, so the receptionist might not be willing to talk to him any longer.

In fact, Amanosaki didn't know how Kohaku and that deputy section chief surnamed Hu could maintain their seriousness despite his slightly comical expression today.

"But it's not a big problem. Yushan City and the neighboring Shuzhou are known for producing henpecked husbands. Everyone is henpecked. My situation isn't particularly outrageous. It's just that I'm already taken at a young age."

Amanosaki pushed a shopping cart identical to the one used in the supermarket, holding newly purchased groceries in her arms, and with a delicate gesture of her pinky finger, pulled her phone out of her back pocket to swipe and open the door.

Thanks to the huge underground space of the Yushan branch, the living area has a canteen and supermarket, so anyone living underground can push their shopping cart home.

The heavy alloy door slid to the side, releasing a rich aroma of food.

The bubbling of the aluminum pot, the crackling of stir-fried vegetables, and the roar of the range hood all rushed over like a symphony.

Rin Tohsaka took off her red trench coat, revealing a light-colored apron over her black shirt. The skirt covered her "absolute territory" (area of ​​skin), but perfectly preserved the curves of her long black stockings.

To make it easier to cook, Rin changed into a neat high ponytail, with her hair falling over her shoulders and down to her chest.

At this moment, the girl has lost the youth of a student; wearing an apron, she exudes more of the gentleness of a housewife and boundless maternal instincts.

Holding a spatula, Rin Tohsaka conducts the kitchen's symphony orchestra, controlling the entire scene amidst a full array of special effects including flames, smoke, and rich aromas.

"You're back. Put the food on the table. Go wash your hands. The food will be ready soon."

Amanosaki put down his things with a "oh, oh" sound, slipped into the toilet to wash his hands, and then strolled out like a street urchin.

Rin Tohsaka casually wiped her oil-stained hands on her apron, her movements full of domestic charm, like a married woman.

The girl who picked up the plate looked at Amanosaki, who was standing blankly in the corridor. Her delicate nose wrinkled slightly. She put down the plate and walked closer to him quietly, her feet, which were only covered by black stockings and she wasn't wearing shoes, patting the floor.

Rin placed her hand on Amanosaki's forehead and touched it for a while before saying, "You don't have a fever, and you're not under any curse or spell. What's wrong with you?"

Amanosaki twitched his nose. The girl's hands were filled with the aroma of Kung Pao Chicken and Mapo Tofu. He swallowed hard and stammered, "You, you know Sichuan cuisine?"

"What's this?"

Rin Tohsaka replied matter-of-factly, "I've been learning Chinese cuisine since elementary school, so I don't know how to cook Japanese food. Hey, have you forgotten that my senior brother is a fake priest, the guy who loves Mapo Tofu so much that everyone calls him Mapo?"

Amanosaki lunged forward, grabbing the girl's waist and then carrying her horizontally, letting her hands leave an oily smell on his face and body. He jumped onto the bed in three quick steps and pinned Rin Tohsaka down beneath him.

"What are you doing!" The girl's face turned red again. She had lost count of how many times she had blushed today. The blush seemed to have become a habit, and it would easily appear as long as Amanosaki flirted with her.

"Let's eat first... At least let me take a shower first, I'm covered in grease... Waaah!"

Amanosaki bit Rin's lips, stuck out her tongue, and reached her hands into her apron, awkwardly pulling open the collar of her shirt and sliding down her collarbone.

……

The wrinkled apron, weathered by time, was now crumpled into a ball and held by Rin Tohsaka.

Rin sat on the edge of the bed with Amanosaki's arm around her waist. She gently tapped Amanosaki's tired head with her hand and scolded him angrily, "It's all your fault, the food is cold... Let go, I'll go heat it up again."

Amanosaki, who was lying on the bed, opened his sleepy eyes and pointed to the newly bought groceries on the table: "I bought two pounds of oysters. Could you please cook them for me, wife?"

Rin Tohsaka and Amanosaki shared the same thoughts. Naturally, she couldn't argue with the man's beastly thoughts. She stood up and glared angrily at Amanosaki, who was staring at her with his head tilted to the side as if in a daze.

The young man's handsome face bore the weariness of hard work, and his pleading expression held a hint of mockery, giving him a truly melancholic and handsome look.

Normally, she would probably sit down gently and quietly stroke her lover's hair.

But the aftereffects of Amanosaki's passion left her cheeks and forehead flushed a pale pink, like cherry blossoms, and several hickeys on her bare neck and hands, which made Rin Tohsaka unable to calm down.

So she stretched out her bare foot, pinched Amanosaki's nose with her big toe and second toe, and gently shook it: "You're going to sleep after you're done with your work, leaving all the work to me? There's no such thing as a free lunch, get up!"

So Amanosaki raised his head, opened his mouth, and bit the girl's pink and plump big toe.

Amid the girl's surprised scream, he predictably missed his bite.

Having briefly regained his position in the family, he waved his hand dismissively, as if nothing had happened, then buried his head back in the pillow, his voice utterly languid:

"Call me when it's time to eat."

Rin Tohsaka was both angry and annoyed. She was angry that she had cowardly pulled her foot back and now she had lost the battle of wills. She was also annoyed that Nozaki was so shameless as to actually bite her foot.

She jumped onto the bed with a "whoosh," hugged Amanosaki, straddled him like a horse, and relentlessly used her stockings to strangle Amanosaki's neck.

Amanosaki was caught off guard and restrained. He felt a warm mass and the softness of a girl on his back. Black stockings covered her face. She clearly wanted to strangle him, but after imagining the young body, she became even more aroused.

"Playing with romance? I like it!"

He let out a howl and stuck out his butt, actually imitating a horse. But as he swayed, he found himself facing Rin Tohsaka's bright eyes and flushed face, watching her single ponytail rise and fall. Amanosaki couldn't resist and started touching her again.

"You, you, you, you stud pig!" Rin Tohsaka hurriedly got up, but was a step too slow. Amanosaki grabbed her hand and pulled her down onto his chest.

"Hmph, don't underestimate Rin's fiery temper after guarding her body for over twenty years." Amanosaki took control, yelling repeatedly.

"Look at my mighty Tianlong!"

……

By the time we sat down at the table, it was well past lunchtime.

Amanosaki wielded his chopsticks with incredible speed, devouring everything on the table like a glutton, especially the oysters. Seeing this, Rin Tohsaka's already fair skin turned even more rosy.

The man finished two bowls of rice, and only slowed down for the third bowl, savoring Rin's cooking skills and nodding in satisfaction.

Yes, it's authentic Sichuan cuisine.

very nice.

"Rin, why did you ask me to buy all this stuff?"

Amanosaki poked at the shopping cart on the table with his chopsticks, his mouth greasy.

Rin Tohsaka specifically asked him to buy these items, which were mostly chemical instruments: beakers, graduated cylinders, droppers, pipettes, test tubes, glass rods, and alcohol lamps.

In addition, there was salt, herbs, iron nails, lead blocks, and a small piece of silver.

Fortunately, since modern times, with the maturity of new mines and electrolytic aluminum technology, the prices of silver, which was originally a general equivalent, and aluminum, which is more valuable than gold, have plummeted. Otherwise, Amanosaki's ten thousand yen would not have been enough.

Amanosaki remembers that his middle school history textbook recorded the fact that after Napoleon became emperor, when he dined with French nobles, everyone else used gold bowls, but he alone used an aluminum bowl.

Rin Tohsaka slapped Amanosaki's hand away with her chopsticks as he secretly picked up some Kung Pao Chicken, then aggressively grabbed the last piece of chicken, leaving behind a patch of green lettuce.

Seeing this, Amanosaki quickly poured the lettuce, along with the soup and oil from the plate, into his own bowl, smiled triumphantly, and leisurely mixed it with rice.