"Ta-da! Deluxe braised chicken rice, with ham sausage, with seaweed... basically, add as much as you can."
I handed it to the delivery guy, who took the disposable chopsticks, started eating, and thought it was pretty good?
"Hoshino, give me one too."
"Two servings of white-eyed peas, plus a handful of peanut peeling."
"There are no thick noodles, and no fish balls."
Hinata Hoshino uttered some cryptic words and handed over the food to the two men. Hinata Hoshino had a premonition that this third one would gain at least three pounds after leaving the restaurant.
Just as they finished eating, the water started bubbling. Hinata Hoshino sprinkled some cilantro into the water and was about to add some vermicelli when Wu Xie stopped him.
"Hoshino, it doesn't seem like the water is boiling."
"Isn't that right?" Looking at Fatty Wang, Fatty Wang shook his head, "You wasted my bunch of cilantro."
As the water receded, revealing the stone steps, the young man's expression changed.
"I think I've been there before."
“I’ve seen this younger sister before.”
Hinata Hoshino added a sentence, and Wu Xie patted him on the shoulder.
"Don't interrupt."
"Going down there should help me remember something."
"Alright, I'll lead the way, Fatty."
The four descended the stone steps, where a blank stone tablet appeared. Wu Xie looked at the base of the tablet, on which was written a sentence, which he read aloud.
"For those who are destined to see this stele, the gate to the Heavenly Palace will appear. Enter it and you will find yourself in a fairyland."
"I visited this place twenty years ago."
"Xisuo, Xisuo."
Hinata Hoshino took out popcorn, and Fatty Wang came over and took some. Wu Xie, unable to beat them, joined in and took some too.
The young man, with a blank expression, reminisces about the past, a storyteller devoid of personal emotion.
An old story slowly resurfaced. Wu Xie looked tense and frantically devoured popcorn, while Fatty Wang was not to be outdone.
Looking at the popcorn he had just taken out and which was already empty after only a few bites, he narrowed his eyes, sensing that things were not so simple.
Wu Xie was nervous, while Fatty Wang was simply eating.
Chapter 21 Da Kui, whose corpse was whipped, and the Coral Tree
"I think there's something wrong with your third uncle."
"What do you mean 'your third uncle'? He's clearly our third uncle."
Ignoring his own top-notch mouth double, Hyuga Hoshino, the young man looked at Wu Xie with a serious expression.
"impossible."
"The silk scroll was switched by your third uncle. He and Da Kui dug the hole back then, so Da Kui had to die."
"Tsk tsk tsk, Da Kui, you died so tragically, so young, so young, Da Kui... mmm mmm."
Fatty Wang lightly covered Hinata Hoshino's mouth, laughing so hard he couldn't stop her from laughing. Hinata Hoshino cooperated, pretending her mouth was covered.
Wu Xie wanted to refute, but recalling Wu Sansheng's behavior over the years, he realized that something was indeed wrong, and Wu Xie's mood immediately plummeted.
Wang Pangzi let go of his hand, walked to the bronze mirror and began to comb his hair, making Wu Xie feel a little nauseous.
"Fatty, you're fucking disgusting."
"I'll deal with you after I finish combing my hair. Humph~"
"yue~"
Wu Xie pretended to gag, while Hinata Hoshino walked over to the mechanism and said, "No need to trouble yourself, I'll do it."
From his glare, the hidden passage in the stone wall couldn't be hidden from him at all; he found the right spot.
"Take the kidney-tonifying pill (Rasengan)."
"chichichi"
A large hole was cut into the stone wall, big enough for one person to pass through. When Fatty Wang saw this, he made a delicate gesture with his pinky finger and pointed it at Hinata Hoshino.
"Hmph, you bastard, why didn't you say so earlier? You made me sell my body."
Hinata Hoshino thought Wu Xie was right; it was truly an eyesore. Wang Pangzi swaggered over, offering a hefty sum for a pair of eyes that had never seen such a scene before. He switched to his Byakugan X-ray vision mode, and a skeletal figure walked over. Only then did Hinata Hoshino calm down from his disgust.
The guy's lips twitched involuntarily; he probably couldn't take it either.
Xiao Ge was still walking at the very front, with his back to Fatty Wang, who was making a delicate gesture with his fingers. Wu Xie followed behind, and Hinata Hoshino was at the very back.
After walking for a while, the young man stopped and pointed to the sky. On a blue stone above him, written in blood, was the words, "Wu Sansheng, you harmed me, Jie Lianhuan."
Wu Xie's expression changed drastically, and his words sounded powerless.
"Impossible, my third uncle isn't that kind of person. That's...that's..."
Hinata Hoshino knew this age-old question had arrived: Why is it written this way? From left to right, it says "Wu Sansheng harmed me"; from right to left, it says "Jie Lianhuan harmed me".
Why didn't he write it in a single column?
A. To confuse the public
B. He has no blood left.
C. They're having an affair.
The answer is obviously C, how could it be A? Ah!
Wu Xie still insisted that his third uncle was a good person, and dashed into the tomb to investigate the truth.
The three exchanged a glance and followed helplessly. Soon Wu Xie reached the end of the tunnel and found a stone slab above him. He pushed it hard, but it didn't budge.
"I'm coming, Bagua - Empty Palm."
Hinata Hoshino pulled Wu Xie away and struck the stone slab with his bare hand, causing the slab to lift up as if a well cover had been opened.
It is precisely the manhole cover that makes the bald eagle tremble with fear—a deadly weapon against the air.
Inside the tomb was a model of the Heavenly Palace. Hyuga Hoshino split off three chakra threads, plucked three luminous pearls, one of which was enough to make them glow.
The last remaining luminous pearl was still glowing and radiating heat. The young man moved the bronze mirror aside, and a hole appeared in the wall.
Hyuga Hoshino took out a shuriken and threw it into the air; there was no echo.
"Unfathomable."
"Beyond one's reach."
Hinata Hoshino and Fatty Wang took a deep breath and each said a Chinese idiom.
The young man didn't seem to care much, but Wu Xie's face turned a little red. "Fatty Wang, Xingye, what are you talking about!"
"Oh my, little rascal, why are you blushing?"
“Refreshed.”
"Alright, stop rolling your eyes. Don't tease idiots."
Hinata Hoshino gave an OK sign, but with his index finger and thumb separated, signifying his loss of the Korean market.
"I want to go; maybe I can remember something."
"Okay, let's go together."
Wu Xie composed himself, readily agreed, and not long after he left, A Ning reappeared.
Aning is injured and appears to be delirious, barely able to utter "Aba aba".
Hinata Hoshino walked up to Aning and said, "Healing Palm Technique."
A green light emanated from her hands, and Ah Ning's wounds began to heal. The three of them, who were used to such sights, were still somewhat surprised by this scene.
Ah Ning's wounds had almost healed, and Hyuga Hoshino picked her up. "Don't move around here. I'll go buy you some oranges, it'll take about two hours. Don't worry about your father."
"Go to hell."
"Mr. Wu Xie, please think carefully. My uncle is your father."
Hinata Hoshino took out a bottle of mineral water, took a sip, and then bent down to feed it to Aning. He fed her about half a bottle of water. Hinata Hoshino wonder Aning thought it tasted a little sweet.
The previous claim of two hours was obviously a joke. It's not that I couldn't find it, it's just that Ah Ning is in a state of flux right now, and I really don't feel anything.
The group walked forward for a while, and a huge coral tree appeared. It was covered with bells.
"We're rich! We're rich! This coral tree is so big, it's worth a fortune!"
"The market price is sixteen yuan per jin (500g)."
Fatty Wang immediately wilted. Worthless. Why didn't you say so earlier? Fatty Wang noticed some bells on the tree. He stretched out his wicked little chubby hand, but the guy grabbed his wrist.
Wu Xie felt he had seen these bells somewhere before, but couldn't quite place them.
"This is?"
"You've seen the hexagonal copper bell and the Seven Star Lu Palace."
"Crack, snap, snap, snap."
Hyuga Hoshino started by striking pressure points, blocking the hearing of the four people, and he explained with his mouth.
"There's something wrong with the bell. Just to be safe, we'll seal your hearing for now."
The three bowed their heads in understanding, then slowly walked out of the room and returned to the previous tomb chamber.
The pressure points were released, and the voice returned to everyone's ears once more.
"What should we do? How do we get out now?"
Wu Xie raised the crucial question, glancing at Hyuga Hoshino in the process, "Use your invincible power to think of a solution."
"Strategist, I have three plans here: superior, middle, and inferior. I wonder which one you wish to implement?"
"Xisuo."
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