Bleach: Starting with Marrying Retsu Unohana

"So, Captain Shikatori, what brings you here to see me today?!"

Araki looked at Shikatori Hakunsai, who was pure, innocent, and whose art style was completely different from the other first captains, and asked him a question.

"Actually, I didn't come to see you this time for anything important..."

After hearing Araki's words, Shikato Hakunsai blushed slightly with embarrassment.

"Forehead……"

Araki stared blankly at the scene before him.

The shy and delicate Deer Deer Bansai before me is like a small apple that is both green and slightly ripe, making one's mouth water. Even without tasting it, just looking at it makes one feel good and is a feast for the eyes!

For a moment, Araki felt suspicious. Was Shikato Hakuryuu really the same great villain who was known as one of the other first Gotei 13 captains?

At least, in Araki's eyes, Shikatori was more like a 'budding flower'...

Okay, to be precise, she's an overly innocent high school girl who's blossomed too much!

"Actually, my visit to you this time isn't for any important matter!"

As soon as Shikatori opened his mouth, he used honorifics rarely seen in the Thirteenth Division, which greatly pleased Araki and put him in a good mood.

"Speak freely! As long as it's within my power, I will do my best..."

Araki smiled and made a promise to Shikatori.

After all, who wouldn't love a cute high school girl with a pretty face, petite figure, and a weapon of mass destruction like a nuclear weapon?!

Especially the glasses perched on Shikatori Hakunsai's nose added to his scholarly air, which made Araki's smile even wider...

"Captain Araki, you really are as easy to talk to as Saito said! In that case, I won't stand on ceremony..."

"Actually, the reason I came here is because Saito told me that your 'down there' seems to be useless now! What I mean is, since it's no longer of any use to you, why don't you cut it off and lend it to me to study for a few days! Once I've figured it out, I'll return it to you..."

Seeing that Araki was so easy to talk to, Shikato Hakunsai told Araki the purpose of his visit.

"Hehe, this is no difficult task for me!"

"It's simple, I'll cut off what's down there right now and let you study it for a few days... Just kidding!"

Araki laughed upon hearing this, amused by Shikatori Hakunsai's words.

Alright, from this moment on, Araki retracts all the praise he just gave Shikatori Hagensai…

The saying goes, "One is influenced by one's company," so how could there possibly be a single dignified, reasonable, and normal person among the original Gotei 13, who were all 'mentally ill patients,' 'murderers,' and 'villains'?!

It was Araki's carelessness! This Shikatori Hakunsai, once he opened his mouth, immediately caused Araki's goodwill towards him to plummet...

At this moment, Araki had seen through Shikatori's true nature: the 'mute goddess' in the hearts of countless members of the Gotei 13, the 'mute bride' they dreamed of!

"Can't you?"

"I'm only borrowing it for a few days, it's not that I don't want to return it..."

"Once I've finished studying it and thoroughly understood it, I'll return it to you! Besides, I've heard that your Zanpakuto's healing ability is unparalleled in Soul Society! It can even perform the miracle of limb regeneration, but shouldn't limbs of this level be able to regenerate?!"

Upon hearing this, Shikato Hakunsai tilted his head at Araki with a somewhat dazed expression.

"Don't you want to listen to what you just said? Was that even human language you were speaking?"

Araki's eye twitched upon hearing this.

"But I'm tired of reading the books, and I really need the help of real things!"

Just as Araki was feeling pain, Shikato Hakunsai pulled out a little 'yellow' book with an incredibly hot cover.

"what……"

Araki stared silently at the book Shikatori had pulled out...

So after all that fuss...

From Kyoraku Shunsui to Yagyu Maru Lisa, the origin of the Eighth Division Captain's love for Liu Bei fanfiction is all because of you!

"Let's put aside the question of whether you need physical assistance!"

"Let's talk first. Who told you that my 'precious baby' is no longer needed?!"

Araki looked at Shikatori Hakunsai and asked.

In fact, Araki already had a name in his mind at this moment, but before heading out to subdue him, he still planned to confirm with Shikatori in order to prevent him from 'killing the innocent'!

"Um……"

"If I tell you, can you lend him to me for research?!"

Shiro tried to bargain.

"Just tell me, and I'll lend you one to complete your research..."

Araki, upon hearing this, preached in this way.

"Alright! Then I'll tell you to one person, but you have to keep it a secret! After all, Saito is immortal and she told me not to tell you, this is what she told me..."

Upon hearing this, Shikatoru unhesitatingly betrayed Saito's immortality.

"Haha, Saito, the immortal one, it really is you..."

Araki laughed upon hearing this. He had already guessed that Saito was immortal when he first heard the name Saito. However, there were many people with the surname Saito in the Thirteenth Squad, so he needed to confirm it, because Araki disliked killing innocent people indiscriminately.

"What did Saito, who is immortal, tell you?"

After identifying the suspect, Araki continued to question Shikatori.

“Saito told me that your ‘treasure’ is like a gecko’s tail, capable of regenerating limbs! That’s why I came to find you…”

Shika answered Araki's question subconsciously until she was halfway through her sentence, at which point she suddenly realized something.

So, Shikatori looked at Araki curiously and asked, "Araki, how did you know that the person who told me this was Saito the Immortal?!"

"It's nothing, I was just guessing."

Araki looked at the somewhat dazed Shikatori and was speechless.

He couldn't figure out whether Shikatori was just naturally naive or seemingly innocent but actually cunning!

"Anyway, now you know who told me this, so you can't go back on your word!"

As Shikatori Hakunsai spoke, a sharp naginata appeared in his hand without him even noticing...

Clearly, if Araki showed even the slightest reluctance, Shikatori Hakunsai was prepared to cut it himself!

"Since I've already promised you, I absolutely won't go back on my word!"

"Although I promised to give you the things, I didn't say I'd give you mine too."

As Araki spoke, he immediately activated the power of his Op-Op Fruit.

"room!"

As their abilities were activated, accompanied by a soft sound, Araki and Shikatori Hakuryuu's figures disappeared from the Eleventh Division's headquarters, replaced by two unremarkable bricks...

at the same time……

Shikatori and Araki had arrived at the gate of the Eleventh Division barracks.

"Satsube, come out~"

As Araki spoke, he flicked his finger, and the Sparrow, whom he had imprisoned on the wall using the Ninety-Nine Binding Spell, appeared before the two of them.

"what happened?"

At this moment, Sparrowbeard had no idea what awaited him next.

"I'm so happy to see you unharmed, Sparrow!"

"Captain Shikatori, this is the lieutenant of the First Division, Sasaki Bejiro, who is also my half-brother, Araki!"

"Today, I've made the decision to give you his 'treasure'!"

Araki looked at the unharmed Sasuke and smiled brightly in Shikatori's direction.

Araki decides to give Sasuke, who has been stuck in a bottleneck and unable to break through for a long time, a shocking life-or-death experience! If he wants to hold onto what he cherishes most, then let him strive to break through!

Araki believes that Uno's training of Sasakibe is too gentle, because Sasakibe knows that no matter how serious his injuries are, Uno will heal him!

But Shikatri is different! Shikatri can really kill!

"Okay~"

Shikatori looked at Chojiro Sasakibe in front of him, and nodded slightly on his innocent face.

"As for me, I still have some things to do!"

As Araki spoke, his figure flashed, and he rushed towards the Gotei 6.

"Then what happens next..."

As Shikatori watched Araki leave, he raised his naginata at Chojiro Sasakibe.

"Captain Shikatori, what are you doing?!"

Chojiro Sasaki watched as Shikatori drew his sword, his forehead covered in sweat.

Although Chojiro Sasakibe was unaware of what was happening outside, he felt a sense of foreboding as he watched Shikatori draw his sword!

"Of course, I'll lend you my precious one!"

In response, Shikatori uttered incredibly cruel words without any expression.

"Captain Shikatori, are you joking?"

Upon hearing this, Quebu's expression turned strange.

Araki, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, is discussing some strange, 'inappropriate for children' things with Captain Shikatori?!

That being said, knowing full well that the captains of the Gotei 13 were a group of people who could not be judged by ordinary standards, Sasuke, sensing something was wrong, took a small step back, ready to run away at any moment!

A few minutes later……

Araki, expressionless, arrived outside the Gotei 6 barracks. After successfully locking onto Saito's immortal spiritual pressure, he calmly drew his Zanpakuto from his waist.

the other side……

"Inhale, exhale! Inhale, exhale!"

"Captain Shikatori wasn't joking at all; she was actually serious..."