Bleach: Starting with Marrying Retsu Unohana

Bleach: Starting with Marrying Retsu Unohana Author: Mo Shou Bu Cheng Gua

Summary:

Araki transmigrated, but he wasn't panicked at all.

Because he brought with him character data from an open-world game based on the One Piece series that he played before he transmigrated.

Until Araki discovered that he hadn't transmigrated into a pirate world at all, but into the world of Death God...

Araki was furious about this!

Fortunately, in addition to the character data in the game, he also had cheats!

"What?! You can become stronger just by binding yourself with someone powerful?!"

"Understood, I'll go marry Retsu Unohana right now!"

Araki looked at his cheat system, and with his unique way of thinking, he immediately made a decision.

Chapter 1: Tsundere? Outdated!

Soul Society.

Wandering Soul Street, District 1, Runlin'an.

Countless wandering spirits walked the streets, a bustling scene of people coming and going.

Compared to the Yuki-gai district, which is obviously 'scarce' of resources, 'far' from Seireitei, and has a relatively low number of districts, Junlinan District, numbered Sequence One, is undoubtedly the safest and most resource-rich district.

At least there is a clear order here, although it is not perfect.

Perhaps because of the proximity between Junrin-an Ward and Seireitei, one can often see a grim reaper dressed in black passing by on the streets where wandering spirits live.

Those beings known as Shinigami (Death Gods) are all dressed and equipped in a uniform style. Almost all Shinigami wear black kimonos called Shinha-sou, with weapons resembling samurai swords at their waists, specifically designed to slay evil spirits. Of course, these are not ordinary samurai swords, but weapons called 'Zanpakuto', used exclusively by Shinigami.

Whenever Death walks down the street, the wandering spirits on the street unconsciously straighten up and cast awe-inspiring glances at those powerful, privileged Deaths…

At this moment, the Shinigami, who were supposed to protect the Seireitei and maintain order in the three realms, causing evil spirits called 'Hollows' to dissipate and spirits called 'Sei' to come to the Soul Society to continue 'suffering', were standing in front of a ramen shop located next to Junrinan Street in the first district of Yukkodai.

"As expected, Captain has come here to eat noodles again."

"So that's how it is, right? The noodles other people make just taste better than the ones in the barracks canteen?"

"Honestly, he shirks his duties and always runs off to eat ramen in the Ghost City. What will people think if word gets out? If the other squads find out, they'll think our squad leader is irresponsible!"

"Shh, keep your voice down! Don't let the captain hear what you're saying, or you'll definitely get a beating."

Two Shinigami soldiers dressed in jet-black Shinigami uniforms stood in front of the ramen shop, seemingly oblivious to everyone else, whispering amongst themselves.

Instead of entering the unremarkable ramen shop, they stood cautiously outside the door, peering through the crack in the door.

From the complaints in the words of these two Shinigami soldiers, and their tightly furrowed brows, one could see their helplessness towards a certain being in the ramen shop.

"What do you mean now?!"

"Anyway, we still need to call the captain out of the shop, right? The other team members are still waiting for the captain to start a meeting in the barracks!"

"makes sense……"

"Speaking of which, last time I went to the store to invite the captain, and as a result, I not only got a scolding, but I was also beaten up by the captain under the guise of teaching! This time, shouldn't it be your turn?"

"Huh? Didn't we agree that all I had to do was come here with you? What you're saying now is completely different from what you said when you asked me to come here! If I had known I would have to go inside and ask the captain for help, I wouldn't have come with you."

"Shut up! Do you really think I don't know what you're thinking? If the position of vice-captain of our Sixth Division wasn't currently vacant, would you have kindly come with me?"

"Don't think I don't know, your heart is just as dark as mine! We're both just trying to curry favor with the captain for the position of vice-captain of the Sixth Division."

The two Shinigami soldiers stared at the ramen shop in front of them, feeling extremely troubled, as if some prehistoric beast lurked inside, and neither dared to go in first...

Ultimately, the two Shinigami soldiers started arguing in front of the ramen shop because they disagreed on who should enter first. Each held their own opinion and neither could convince the other.

Yes, the relationship between these two Shinigami soldiers is very similar to that between the two third seats of the Gotei 13 in later generations, Tsubaki Sentaro and Kotetsu Kiyone.

Yes, they are members of the same squad and trust each other so much that they can entrust their backs to one another!

However, since they are both the third seat of their respective squads, they are essentially competing for the position of squad vice-captain, which has led to mutual dislike between them.

"what happened?"

"do not know……"

"I've never seen anything like this before. It seems like the Grim Reapers are arguing."

As the two Shinigami warriors' voices grew louder, many residents of Yuhunai who were curious about the scene around them turned to look.

Thus, the strange sight of two Grim Reapers standing in front of a ramen shop in the Ghost Town, constantly 'bargaining', attracted countless wandering spirits to quietly stop and watch.

While the two Shinigami soldiers were making a fool of themselves in front of the residents of Yuhunai, a fight was also taking place inside the moderately sized room of this seemingly ordinary ramen shop.

Logically speaking, this ramen shop is located in the safest and most bustling area of ​​the Soul Society's Yuuki District! Even if the chef's skills are limited, the shop should be packed with customers. However, the current situation is rather unusual!

In terms of the size of this shop, it is considered quite 'luxurious' in the ramen industry, where anyone can just push a cart around and make a sale. At this moment, there is only one customer inside.

Unfortunately, although there were plenty of tables and chairs in the ramen shop, even the bar counter built around the kitchen had a row of chairs, and the room directly opposite the bar counter had seven or eight long tables with chairs closely packed around them, the number of tables and chairs still couldn't change the fact that there was only one customer.

The only customer in the store at that moment didn't seem like a nice guy either.

The only customer in the shop was a young girl, but she was like a thorny rose—beautiful yet exuding an aura of unapproachability, as if getting close to her would result in being pricked by poisonous thorns.

Opposite the girl, in the kitchen surrounded by the bar, stood a young man with a fairly handsome face.

The young man was the owner of the shop and also worked part-time as a chef. At this moment, he was standing in the kitchen, looking at the delinquent girl sitting in front of him with utter disdain. She was also the only customer in his shop.

As for this 'guest'

Judging solely from the guest's appearance, from any angle, the girl in front of you with light purple twin ponytails and delicate features should be considered a beauty.

However, the guest's demeanor at this moment was truly inappropriate, making her look like a delinquent young woman no matter how you looked at her.

Yes, that's how 'fiery' the young girl's demeanor is!

The girl sat in front of the young man, leisurely crossing her long, slender legs. Her long, flowing purple hair, styled into twin ponytails, swayed freely with the rhythmic movement of her fair legs.

"If you want noodles, eat them now! If not, please turn left as you exit."

"There's one more thing! Stop shaking me, it's making me dizzy."

"If you keep shaking... you get out too."

Finally, the young man behind the bar couldn't stand the girl swaying in front of him any longer and said to her in an annoyed tone.

Honestly, if it weren't for the fact that she was a girl, the young man really wanted to slap her to the ground, grab her two pigtails, and yell at her, "I'll show you how to shake! I'll show you how to shake! Let's see if you'll still shake now!!"

cough cough...

"Hey! Is this how you talk to a customer?"

Upon hearing this, the girl looked at the young man with a hint of displeasure.

"Customers? I don't see my customers!!"

"You don't actually think that just because you've entered my shop, you're a customer, do you?!"

"I'm sorry! I'm a person of principle. In my eyes, someone who doesn't pay a penny or eat a bowl of noodles can't be called a customer."

The young man spoke calmly to the young woman.

"Ha, what a shrewd businessman! It's common sense to serve a customer a glass of water, regardless of whether they buy anything!"

"And another thing! Listen to me carefully! Don't let my appearance fool you, I'm a Grim Reaper! And the captain of the Gotei 13."

As the girl spoke, she immediately put her hands on her hips, which made her look incredibly fierce!

"To come to a noodle shop run by a lowly wandering soul like you is giving you a lot of face!"

"You can brag to other wandering spirits from now on, saying that even the captain of the Gotei 13 said your noodles were delicious!"

After hearing the ramen chef's words, the girl frowned deeply and glared at the young man in front of her.

"so what?!"

However, the young man was completely unmoved by the girl's charm.

"you……"

Upon hearing this, the girl revealed her sharp canine teeth.

At the same time, she stared fiercely at the young man before her with her sharp eyes. In her heart, the girl thought to herself, "Damn Araki, you'll fall into my hands sooner or later. Then I'll have plenty of time to play with you!"

As the girl thought about this, her gaze softened, taking on a hint of mockery.

This made the young man behind the bar frown, thinking to himself with a sigh, "Being too handsome is such a hassle; I always get targeted by inexplicable bad women~ Sigh~"

If the other wandering spirits in Yuhun Street, or the two Shinigami guarding outside the ramen shop, were to see this scene, they would be absolutely stunned!

Because that delinquent girl sitting at the ramen shop counter is no ordinary person!

Just as the girl said, her true identity is a Shinigami, and not just any ordinary Shinigami, but the captain of the Gotei 13, the highest-ranking division!

In fact, anyone who knows anything about the Seireitei can tell a girl's identity and status just by looking at her attire.

In this vast Soul Society, excluding royal agents and the retainers of various high-ranking nobles who are not lacking in resources and money, there are only thirteen people in the Gotei 13 who can wear the white haori, a symbol of status and price, over their black shihaka uniforms...

These thirteen people were called the captains by countless Shinigami soldiers of the Gotei 13!

It was not only a symbol of strength, but also a symbol of power!

On the back of the girl's white and red haori, there is a large Chinese character "六" (six), which means that the squad she commands is the sixth squad of the Gotei 13!

Yes, the girl before them was none other than the captain of the 6th Gotei 6, one of the 13 divisions that guarded the Seireitei.

Given the privileges the girl wields, even if she were to draw her Zanpakuto and kill the ramen shop owner in Yuuki Town for his rude remarks, no one would say a word...

From the perspective of Soul Society, it was nothing more than a wandering spirit who had offended the captain of a division, nothing more.

"Who says I don't eat noodles? Give me a bowl of tonkotsu ramen!"

Surprisingly, the girl sitting at the bar wasn't angry at the young man's words; instead, she actually ordered a bowl of tonkotsu ramen. Yes, in the end, it still ended with the girl giving in.

"Okay, fifty taels in total."

"Pay first, then serve! We do not offer credit!"