Sasuke hid himself in the space, subtly altering the mindset of the creatures on this planet, making them feel that making sarcastic remarks was a very common thing.
Sasuke left a吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic remarks) energy collector in a spatial interlayer on the edge of this planet, and then headed to another planet.
After traveling to ten planets, Sasuke's expression became serious.
Apart from the technologically advanced planet at the beginning, the other planets are controlled by Otsutsuki clans. These Otsutsuki are also subordinates of the gods, and every few years they have to offer chakra fruits to them in exchange for the right to live.
Even among the Otsutsuki, it's a case of the big fish eating the small fish; surviving isn't an easy thing.
The same goes for the ninja world. It was originally supposed to be a nursery prepared by Shibaju for him, where he planned to become a local tyrant. But he didn't expect to run into trouble and be taken advantage of by Kaguya and the others.
After running around the lap, Sasuke casually dealt with a few foolish Otsutsuki, and incidentally changed the laws of three planets, allowing those people to use "tsukkomi energy" to arm themselves and gain the power to resist invaders.
It's mainly because I can't bear to do it, not because the creatures living on those planets are all human.
After setting up the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to complain or criticize) energy collectors, Sasuke returned to the ninja world planet. Looking at it from afar, the planet had grown larger. The people who initially thought their homes had grown bigger had realized the seriousness of the situation. After all, nobody wants to be building houses all the time!
So Sasuke slightly changed the way growth occurred. Densely populated areas stopped expanding, and only the edges of the continent continued to expand. As the planet grew larger, the edges of the continent also continued to extend, providing more living space for the humans on the planet.
After resolving this matter, Sasuke discovered another very serious problem!
"As the planet grows larger, the magnetic field of this galaxy will also change, right?" Sasuke thought to himself. He could ignore the problem of gravity with his吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary), so the same principle should apply to the magnetic field, right?
"It's a pity that I've used up most of my energy for complaining. I'll think about the magnetic field issue again after I harvest some crops in a while."
Back home, Sasuke had just sat down when he received an invitation from Li Xunhuan in the group chat.
[Li Xunhuan: Ladies and gentlemen, I will be holding my wedding soon, and I cordially invite you all to my wedding banquet!]
[Gabriel: Getting married... Come to think of it, Sasuke hasn't even had a wedding with his wife yet, has he?]
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: I'll find some time to go and mention it to Xiang Lin!]
[Sasuke: Come here and I'll lock you in a dark room!]
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: Ouch! What are you doing! I'm still a little girl!]
[Tianming: Aren't you hundreds of years old?]
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: Shut up, you little brat! No one will think you're mute if you don't talk!]
[River God: Too irritable~]
[Qilin: A detailed account of the dark room.]
Misaka Mikoto: You guys are so dirty-minded!
[Sakata Gintoki: What are you talking about?! This is a chat group, why would you join a group if you weren't being lewd?]
[Bai Xiaofei: There's some idiot next door named K who secretly opened the gates of hell, and now the whole world is going to be in chaos again.]
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: What do you mean "idiot"? She's one of your harem members! Listen to me, go take a trip to the Gates of Hell and win her over!]
[Detective Mori: Charge, Bai Xiaofei! Don't let your uncle look down on you!]
[Bai Xiaofei: Uncle, please don't lecture me! You can't even persuade your own wife to come back!]
[Detective Mouri: We're different! That wasn't my fault at all! It was clearly that guy's problem! Why should I apologize?]
[Zhang Wei: Ahem, Detective Mouri, Guan Gu asked me to ask you a question: In all these years you and your wife have been separated, have you really not done anything together at all?]
[Detective Mouri: Huh?]
[Shark Chili: To put it simply, has it really been many years since you and your wife had sex?]
[Sasuke: It still has to be Shark Chili Pepper. That's simple and easy to understand. Zhang Wei's explanation is too subtle.]
[King Grey Wolf: Um, you haven't had one all these years? Your wife must be so pitiful...]
[Detective Mori: You guys! What are you all looking at every day?!]
[Tohru from the Kobayashi Family: So, the answer?]
[Lily Ling: So, what's the answer?]
[Son Gohan: So, what's the answer?]
[Ishida Uryu: So, what's the answer?]
[Peter Parker: I'm interrupting my repetition because I wanted to ask you guys, I got bitten by a spider, and the wound has developed into a huge abscess. Is there any hope for me?]
[Sasuke: If it were an ordinary person, there would be no hope. But Pakkun, you're different. If the story continues as it normally is, you'll be a penniless pauper for life, and you might even be replaced by a clone.]
However, at this time, Pakkun had already lost consciousness and was lying on his bed waiting for the mutation to end, so he couldn't see Sasuke's words at all!
Chapter 130 Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill.
Marvel World.
After a night of deep sleep, Peter Parker woke up to find himself with a perfect body in the mirror.
"My eyesight! And these muscles!" Parker was alarmed by the changes in his body!
Anyone would feel fear if they suddenly mutated, especially since Parker's previous personality wasn't cowardly; he was the typical nerd type from American schools—a good student, but bullied by thugs, and with a classic crush on a girl.
It's just that Parker has poor taste; he fell for someone like Mary Jane.
Never mind, none of that matters anymore.
If you have any problems, ask Sasuke!
The moment Parker experienced the physical changes, he opened the chat group and asked Sasuke about the situation!
[Peter Parker: @Sasuke, boss! What's going on with me?!]
[Qilin: Sasuke just went to sleep and probably won't be online for another ten or so hours.]
[River God: But don't worry, Sasuke told us about you before, telling you not to think about making money, otherwise it will be the beginning of your tragic life~]
[Kasumi Shiko: Also, Sasuke told you to stay away from that girl named Mary Jane. She's a gold digger; she'll be with whoever has money.]
[Sakata Gintoki: It's all because of her terrible upbringing, but she really is a pure gold digger.]
Peter Parker: ...So I'm fine, right?
[JoJo: Don't worry, Sasuke said you'll become a top student at a prestigious university. As long as you continue on this path, you'll definitely not be a poor kid anymore.]
Peter Parker: Got it!
As the saying goes, "Listen to advice, and you'll have a full stomach."
Pakkun has always been a good listener, taking advice from everyone to some extent, not to mention that Sasuke is a transmigrator in the group and has never lied about information!
“But Mary Jane…” Seventeen-year-old Parker really didn’t want to give up on the girl he had secretly loved for years.
"I'm sorry, Sasuke! I must go and tell Mary Jane how I feel!"
"Parker! You're going to miss the school bus!"
Parker heard Aunt May's voice from downstairs and then realized that he had to go to school today.
"Don't worry, Aunt May! I won't be late!"
After tidying up his books, Parker decided to skip class for a day.
Anyway, he had already learned what he learned in class.
After tossing and turning, Parker still managed to get to the classroom before the school bell rang.
As mentioned before, Parker is a typical American good student, and skipping class is clearly not something he would do.
"Mr. Parker, you're almost late." The substitute teacher stood on the podium, glanced at the clock with a smile, and said, "But obviously, the bell hasn't rung yet."
Just as he finished speaking, the school bell rang outside.
Parker sat back down in his seat with a shy expression. Of course, there were some clueless people who tried to bully this pushover, but Parker easily thwarted them all.
After all, he's Spider-Man now, and his reflexes far surpass those of ordinary people.
After overcoming numerous obstacles, Parker finally arrived at his seat and began his day of study.
At noon, Parker went to a deserted stairwell to have lunch alone.
He no longer eats at school; instead, he uses points to buy nutritious meals directly from the group's online store. One point can buy five meals, so Parker doesn't have to worry about not having enough to eat.
After a satisfying lunch, Parker began testing his new abilities.
“I remember it was the whole gesture.”
He retracted his middle and ring fingers and pressed them into his palm, while extending the other three fingers. In an instant, a white spider silk shot out from Parker's wrist and landed on the wall.
"There really is spider silk!"
Looking at the white, sticky stuff on the wall, Parker's face lit up with excitement!
"Oh, and they can also scale walls and have immense strength!"
Although I couldn't test Parker's immense strength, I got a slight feel for it when I was rushing in the morning. I didn't feel tired at all while running all the way. My stamina and strength are top-notch!
As for climbing over walls...
Parker carefully looked around to make sure no one was there, then pressed his fingers against the wall. He slowly climbed up to the ceiling.
Thankfully, there wasn't much surveillance back then, otherwise Parker would have been exposed!
After playing in the stairwell for a while and getting used to his abilities, Parker boasted to his friends in the group chat that he had finally met the minimum standard and become Superman.
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: Congratulations! By the way, don't become a superhero. If you insist on being a superhero, Sasuke asked me to give you one more piece of advice.]
Peter Parker: What did you say?
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: He said, 'With great power comes great responsibility.']
[Pluto: But I still don't recommend you become a superhero; that would only waste your brilliant mind.]
[King Grey Wolf: That's right! You're quite clever, kid! How about coming to do research with your uncle?]
[Qilin: Sasuke said before that Pakkun would become a scientist who could change the world!]
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: How about we install a Dark Dimension Engine on Parker?]
[Tianming: Huh? Are we going to go this far?]
[King Grey Wolf: That thing would be a super cheat code in Parker's world, right?]
[Peter Parker: I think it's possible! Absolutely possible! Qilin, please grant me a Dark Dimension Engine!!]
[Qilin: I can give you the engine, but I have one condition!]
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